You were accepted into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
but
You must kill Harry Potter within 2 years or you will be transported to russia and stay there FOREVER without any magick.
I will not


TimoTimyr3 years ago
I'm from Russia and i think Russia"s not too bad, it"s bad, but not too.

MrLoomis429 years ago
Why not? Russia's nice.

R1CS06 years ago
@dankmemes101 good one.
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FutureFazeMember9 years ago
Kill harry and bang hermoine sounds nice, people say she sucks, THAT IS WHY I CHOSE HER, lol

Hyltran7 years ago
Harry never bangs Hermoine. If you want to bang Hermoine, you must kill Ron as well. But Luna Lovegood is, in my opinion, the most attractive female character in the world of Harry Potter. The fact that she becomes mom to a pair of twins makes her even mo...[Show full comment]
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Ermal Stublla12 years ago
Kill harry and then bang hermoine

Raffaelo3 years ago
I like your thinking
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madrussian528 years ago
What if I want to live in Russia can't be that bad school ends at 1 p.m. And there are like 10 students in a Russian classroom

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
I wouldn't mind losing my "magick". I'll still have magic.

Reaper84058 years ago
Kills Harry steals owl

BunniesRule889 years ago
Harry isn't really a hero of any sort any way. The wizarding world would probably be better without him, after he's killed Voldemort. He's probably 36 now anyway, so you'd have to get him with Avada Kedavra while he's away from the Ministry.

Ho Ching Leung12 years ago
I can name a mosquito Harry Potter and kill it

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
GENIUS
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IvoryRose9 years ago
2 years with magic will be enough for me, and Russia is beautiful anyways XD

dankmemes1018 years ago
magick

theMAGICALhobo7 years ago
Just get a pet named harry potter and kill that, boom, beat the sytem

I-Am-The-Button-Presser7 years ago
I'll use Hermonims (?) Neclace thingy, go forward 2 years, not killing HP, AND GO TO MOTHERLAND!

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Two words-resurrection.

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Yes I meant to be dumb and use one word🤫

Jaasjaas7 years ago
Yas kill potter boy or we wil take ur magick

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
Sorry Harry...

EvilQueen8 years ago
Well ,Potter, you are screwed

Elizy8 years ago
Do it when he gets a disease or something. He"d die anyway

Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
I"ve found the source of the ticking! It"s a pipe bomb.

MagniSolis9 years ago
But Russia has their own school of wizardry? We learned about this in the fourth book / movie.

NorahPines8 years ago
But you would never be able to do magic ever again

sonicj019 years ago
i wont use magick i will use magic, sigh i wish i had my magick

ClareWhite9 years ago
I can stay without magick.

Dontaskmyname7 years ago
Sorry patrick, but mayonaisse is noy magick
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Zederik9 years ago
i bet a german cs player wrote this shit xd

Connor Bryant-Adams12 years ago
Ginny and Hermione are now mine. Suck on THAT, Harry!

Mary White12 years ago
Oh, for sure. I was always on Voldemort's side anyway.

Smile-Dog Jpg12 years ago
*Avada Kadava* Ok. Yay, I win.

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Lol
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Luis Gerardo López Segovia12 years ago
where's my gun?

Beyly10 years ago
Russia?!?!? NAIN

whitefox3239 years ago
ill be the only kid at hogwarts with a knife and a wond... :D

Dukki on Craig9 years ago
I would like to be in russia, so i can learn the russian languane and be a BOSS IN CSGO! ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Soaku8 years ago
Wow... You know my 2 friends... 1 of them wants to know magic The second wants to be russian.

Mohmmadede9 years ago
I don't love Harry anyway

Bashkash8 years ago
Time to end my sisters nerdyness

Stryker9 years ago
Then I'll kill his best friend and bang and steal their girls.

Mpalmer358 years ago
Fuck Harry.

SirVenomous10 years ago
Yeah let me get my M4...

legoeater2543 years ago
wtf RUssia???? wtf is that????

YinChakChan8 years ago
Good in Russia

madrussian528 years ago
I am part Russian

joran8179 years ago
sorry Harry D':

ottertheplush5 years ago
Just saying, I never press buttons that say you get accepted into Hogwarts but don't say you"re a wizard, because you wouldn't have magic.

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago
This guy who pots plants happens to be very hairy, does he count?

SpiringPuma599 years ago
I agree with you man

Selmar Koning12 years ago
i read it wrong and i tough it sayd i had to kill him AND go to russia wothout magic afterwards... shiiiieeet

Lzke7 years ago
As long as I have magic, why would I care about not having magick

TimeLordMoriarty9 years ago
That's my job anyway, so, I'm gonna push the button! I'M A DEATH EATER ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MahBoi8 years ago
I actually hate harry. he seems like such a stuck-up.

GhastlyBoy9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

ILTRUCE9 years ago
I'm War Cleric. I'm not the warmage you're looking for.

Ristall88 years ago
NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL HARRY ON MY WATCH

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Mmmhnmm

why do you care10 years ago
...can I marry Draco now? NOTICE ME SEMPI

I_Ate_All_Of_My_Toes7 months ago
The fact that I don't know a Harry who's a Potter 💔
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