You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.
but
Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.
I will not


Fiz_takenlast year
so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_takenlast year
never mind im dum

KenWasHere218 years ago
If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster5 years ago
your pfp is acurate
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GrizzledSwitchblade10 years ago
This is stupid

Jamperti-on8 years ago
fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

dude, maybe?10 years ago
*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Bump Lump9 years ago
so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5last year
you look like walter white
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Rowdy Jason Bates12 years ago
I see no upside.

Panifex7 years ago
I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.
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Anthony19 years ago
It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude9979 years ago
Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD7 years ago
Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer7 years ago
Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade8 years ago
Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks12 years ago
Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor9 years ago
#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer12 years ago
Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre12 years ago
this ones a little fucked up.

Miguel Molina12 years ago
pull out fast

skyedaboss9 years ago
to much money and paperwork

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
UPSIDE_FINDER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

MlgPVPGaming6910 years ago
Um its called making people drunk so.....

LeLz132119 years ago
nope -upside

thatweirdoash5 years ago
Asexuals and gay people: pathetic

Button122110 years ago
Wtf !

I_l1k3_c4ke7 years ago
Wat he say?

luckydally10 years ago
mewling larva.. *shudders*

Hamistagan9 years ago
Press the button then make a new account find this again and not press the button. LoopHole

SMOSES9 years ago
UR MOM

Bear5last year
gun

WeAreLegion10 years ago
You forgot there needs to be an upside.

Its_CX7 years ago
Use condom

NessaD7 years ago
Condoms are not foolproof

JohnPariah11 years ago
asexual

Nashi_The_Creator3 years ago
Your sex and your gender are two different things dumbasses

sqeaky button10 years ago
ill have the longest fuck possible

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
Just do it in the butt

Justintj8 years ago
"The funbits"

MrTroll9 years ago
If i only want with 1 person...

Rakeem1235 years ago
4 years later still waiting for the upside

FederalSpaghetti10 years ago
FUCK THAT.

deathryder9910 years ago
Oh hellllll no I ain't paying no child support

1221monsterz7 years ago
Wtf?

tilmoph10 years ago
NONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONO!! NO KIDS NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH!

FolieAPleaseDeux9 years ago
or just don't have sex

Latooflo8 years ago
DID HE JUST SAY THERE ARE 2 GENDERS? THERE ARE MORE THEN 2 GENDERS. Today i"m a Dolphin with a laser cannon on it"s bag.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
they probably meant to say sexes rather than genders. they meant it as having both sets of genetalia.

TinyEricson9 years ago
This one is just f*cked up, but also it's quite stupid because there's already people like that.

Alex_Yiik2 years ago
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Andy210 years ago
Um what's the upside?

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago
Kill the children.

Iguessiwillpressthebuttonzerotwo4 years ago
I dont see an upside. There is more to life than sex

Edman10 years ago
First comment woooooooo!

ChaosHuntsman8 years ago
There are ways around this. (also condoms are a form of "contraception")

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
This one is preventing you from finding a loophole.
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