You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.
but
Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.
I will not

Maharid 10 months ago
FO!

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster 6 years ago
your pfp is acurate
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Fiz_taken 2 years ago
so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_taken 2 years ago
never mind im dum

GrizzledSwitchblade 11 years ago
This is stupid

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Jamperti-on 9 years ago
fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

Bump Lump 11 years ago
so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5 2 years ago
you look like walter white
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Rowdy Jason Bates 13 years ago
I see no upside.

Panifex 9 years ago
I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.
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Anthony1 11 years ago
It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD 8 years ago
Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer 9 years ago
Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks 13 years ago
Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor 11 years ago
#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer 13 years ago
Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago
this ones a little fucked up.

SteelxTiger 10 years ago
All my children will be named Billy and I will pay exactly 10 credits in a fictional currency for child support

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago
So if when I'm a skeleton in a coffin I could still get pregnant?

Aaron Corr 11 years ago
Why would I want to be a hermaphrodite...

oldnotweak 12 years ago
yeah, fuck that downside!

FuckNiggers 10 years ago
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Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago
What an intelligent comment!
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CollinDeSotel 9 years ago
Dear God, so many words

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
What is this question-

karma_capulet007 11 years ago
when you get too many children put the new ones up for adoption ...

Nate43218 11 years ago
Don't father the child

Anime_Guy15 6 years ago
just don't be the one that gets pregnant.

_Blade$ 11 years ago
>.<

buttonpresser490 10 years ago
JUST WEAR A CONDOM

Someweirdfuck 8 years ago
Yeet! tits, dick *and* a puss

viika 11 years ago
id do it! by fathering the child, it means you slept with a woman. id only sleep with my man lol.happy family!

InfiniteDeath826 10 years ago
kill the child every time

ElT 10 years ago
I thought the same

Button pusher 9000 11 years ago
Put the child up for adoption

blackheart91 10 years ago
DAMM acedentily pressed it. it has no upside

xXFreddyFazbear87Xx 3 years ago
what the faz-fuck

Mexican Coconut 11 years ago
Well, time to leave this site

shipqueen28 9 years ago
Where"s the upside?

NessaD 8 years ago
Think about the masturbation tho

DonnaRae Brown 13 years ago
Me and my children shall take over humanity mwahahahahaha

BlueSolace_Is_a_Loki_Fangirl 5 years ago
Yeah,how about NO

MoonWolf081704 11 years ago
I have no clue what almost all that even means

PlumpiXD 9 years ago
God knows I hate children...

Luckyguy 11 years ago
will not press #if you press yes THATS FAy

Jade_Bloodrayne 11 years ago
What?

Johnytoucan 10 years ago
To long to read

Ghostgirl557 11 years ago
I don't understand love so..... I WILL NOT!!!!😂😂😂😑😨😨😨😨😨😶😶😶😷😷😷😷😛😛😛😉😉😉😑😑😑😐😐😐😏😓😓😓😣😣😣😡😡😡😠😠😠😬😬😬😅😅😅😅😅😅XD

Vahanian 7 years ago
Wait hold up IF you father a child i have both!!!

thejokersmadhouse 11 years ago
so what if im a dad?

meatloave 5 months ago
idiot

Parchmentpony 11 years ago
Uuuuuum no.

Panifex 9 years ago
Well, I'm against contraceptives and abortions anyway, and the rest of this button would just give me more abilities beyond what I already have—I could only have sex when I wanted a child in my *prepares for hate* monogamous, heterosexual relationship

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud 12 years ago
Get a taste of normality, you puny liberals !

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
Simply, don't have sex, FAP on myself
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