You can transform into an animal of your choosing and back again at your whim. You retain your mental abilities in your animal form, though you are unable to speak or manipulate human appliances.
but
You must keep this ability a closely guarded secret, as failure to do so will cause you to be the subject of much scrutiny and scientific investigation. If anyone catches you in the transformation process, they will almost certainly shoot you on sight. Your presence in areas which are not normally inhabited by exotic animals will cause the majority of the human population to become suspicious of you, and possible attempt to capture you.
I will not


TheRealSatan3 years ago
Tldr

awesome-girl10 years ago
To the Woods and time to make my layer!😁

ToxicDragon9 years ago
yeah try to shoot or capture a massive angry dragon that is as black as the night and only attacks at night. wont be so easy will it?

mememememememememememememememe3 years ago
yes it will because you can't attack them in the day
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Matie89 years ago
This is a long dilemma!

oldnotweak9 years ago
I go to the store. A car is parked. Many cars are parked or moving. Some are blue. Some are tan. They have windows. In the store, there are items for sale. These include such things as soap, detergent, magazines, and lettuce. You can enhance your life with...[Show full comment]

Colorfairy5 years ago
Yea, Im TOTALY going to read that. BOINO
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Lt-marshall8 years ago
Become a coma coma coma coma Chameleon, older people will understand this joke.

I_Will_Eat_Your_Teddy_Bear4 years ago
Nah, I'm 13 I understand, Respect to you random citizen.
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Harley_Gamer988 years ago
Ok that"s pretty much any vigilante"s life

Sephiroth988 years ago
Immortal Harambe...my alter ego will be known as Wu Kong/Son Goku...

BoCo3659 years ago
I can become a girl, cause humans are animals, and then people wouldn't capture me cause reasons

Thediamond9 years ago
I'm a ...................... Perigrine falcon! I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

Christopher Dufresne12 years ago
Animorph time.

Tesla028 years ago
I read 5 pages of that book and decided I didn't like it
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WilliamJohnstone7 years ago
just go chameleon

Element_Edgy7 years ago
As long as I can be like Ryou

Smitty_188 years ago
Im just gonna push it because im too lazy to read it all

CODEX078 years ago
I couldn't be bothered reading all that so I just pressed it. Why not?

Smitty_188 years ago
YOLO

Timelypat8 years ago
So everyone just has a gun with them for this reason?

Chocolatepig1018 years ago
What thats a lot of writing

Wajaman888 years ago
Don't read the bottom I'll sum it up dor you. Keep it a secret from anybody who isn't close to you

SameMan68 years ago
Or anyone that is close to you but can't keep a secret!

Wolla9 years ago
Transform into a god, become immortal, destroy everyone who shootd you.

Baughg18 years ago
But a half god half himan is
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

HeyzPeopleItsA-Dell9 years ago
*insert did not read gif here*

Stagetheme1012 10 years ago
YEA!TO THE WOODS FELLOW ANIMALS TIME TO MAKE A DEN!!

Haddi M. Tanner12 years ago
...DRAGON

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago
What about THE KRAKEN
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Ala Hernda12 years ago
I hate being a human

thecrabempire5 years ago
furry
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NicoLe Osborne12 years ago
TO THE FOREST!

Dylan Coveney12 years ago
ya we have an animal cruelty policy in my country so screw you red button

GamerRBT8 years ago
Eagel time

MrMagic10 years ago
Pressed the Button cause I was too lazy to read it :P

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Uh, downside? Where are you...

Iohanis7 years ago
They never will spot me

Uhix9 years ago
Immortal Humanoid with super powers. Tentically, humans are animals. Win.

sugaffair9 years ago
my daughters will be able to have those powers too?

Potato_Lord7 years ago
Epic. I’m pressing it

Geeky_Geecko8 years ago
Time for fun

Thirdoffive11 years ago
Turn into different human. Turn into godzilla if provoked.

Trevor968 years ago
I would kill my witnesses! Lol

24llivingston10 years ago
transform into an elephant and sit on everyone

DragonCleafspear 11 years ago
Dragon. Good luck catching me...

Commando_Granny9 years ago
Too long

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
ENOUGH WITH THE LONG ONES

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
thats what she said HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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William Stein12 years ago
.-.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
tl;dr

neseirik9 years ago
so... animorphs?

Awsomeisimo10 years ago
Well HENSHIN then

SemiIsback7 years ago
So many words. XD

RavenXBeastBoy9 years ago
I live in Canada and almost no one has a gun accept cops.

TheSavageTy8 years ago
I don't know what I read aome one please break it down for me

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
If you want to write a book, just write a book.

bily bob9 years ago
like i have time to read all that. come on man, if your going to write a story try to publish it, and if htat fails make a deal with bill to prevent your life from spiraling into oblivion,. unlike that last person who said 7 words was to much, this more th...[Show full comment]

SameMan68 years ago
I pressed it because I don't need to use it, but if I need it later, I might need to use it.
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Doombound11 years ago
Humans are also animals, so anyone, also I'll always have the option
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