Will You Press The Button?

Coaster 10 years ago

Upside?

AssHar 10 years ago

Upside?

MNITIMMY 11 years ago

NOOOO MA PIZZA!!!

FormalEnderman10 last year

NOOOO MA CHORUS FRUIT!!!

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Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

turn them to gold

nowyr 3 years ago

del it n let me post

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OliviaHall 9 years ago

The value of gold would go down until it became priceless and just looked pretty.

Cooldude657897 7 years ago

You know what priceless means right

sunny-hurizon 9 years ago

double negative if you ask me

war99836 11 years ago

how are you going to eat or drink?youll die in 3 days with that power

SantiagoCassaubon 3 years ago

@pandaman_5 so much to think about...,..

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DeCell 5 years ago

whatch kurzgesagts gold video

FormalEnderman10 last year

Didn't spell it right, but I'm not blaming you.

Cloverleaf 9 years ago

Eventually gold becomes so common it"s worthless. Your governments short sighted greed tanks the global economy.

Jonathan Hageman 13 years ago

I'd just turn them to gold. but shit, I wouldn't be able to mastur- I mean.

Master1 8 years ago

😂😂😂

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Cderr 9 years ago

I would take the hit by killing them and then doing it for 3 years straight for Australia

Anime-lol 9 years ago

Keep calm and don't trust the government

Nettume 9 years ago

Wow so loke normal day life with less freedom and a superpower

BABBYBOBABS 9 years ago

who can you truuuuuust who can you truuuuuust

OliviaHall 9 years ago

When everything, everything, everything you touch turns to GOOOOOOOOOLD GOOOOOLD

David Stecker 13 years ago

Bad idea unless you can control it some how Midas Showed that one to us. in an ESOP fables

Emerald_Time 4 years ago

THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING

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Chiara Searle 13 years ago

Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/

jnwiesenthal 9 years ago

actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.

THE_Gaming_Mudkip 11 years ago

Easy. Break out by touching all the guards.

Quiptipt 10 years ago

So... I can't jerk off?

ThePerfecTimings 6 years ago

How the fuck would you eat? Everything will just turn to gold damn it

HunterGiannelli 11 years ago

I wouldn't because I've read about the midis touch

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago

Where's the upside?

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

I wouldn't be able to eat or drink, even if I used gloves my mouth would turn the food or water to gold. You can't survive.

Marckatron 11 years ago

Make them gold then sell them

HeyAssbutts 11 years ago

Sounds like a modern day grimm tale

XW 8 years ago

They cant touch me unless they wanna die

AlexTheDictator 11 years ago

JUST TOUCH THE GOVERNMENT OFFICALS!

marxman 9 years ago

Congratulations. You just wrecked the economy now that gold has the same worth as steel.

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago

HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY HOLD YOU CAPTIVE YOU WOULD MAKE ALL OF THE EARTH INTO GOLD!

KomiKomi 5 months ago

This will lead to the devaluation of gold

patetohunter 10 years ago

But wait how do i mastur.... I mean read my book about moby dick

ImAYOUTU 10 years ago

No good sides you whoukd even turn your pillowss and evrything you use to gold THINK LOGICLY

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

both options suck here. midas was sorry for a reason, what happens if you itch, and if you dont press it you dont go to a jail.

Tautauchev7 9 years ago

I wonder what gold food tastes like...only one way to find out.

will you ham the button? 11 years ago

If I touch them, they will become gold, and they could not do anything, so I would be free

kakaroto_ssj2 6 years ago

if the try to get you arent they gonna turn into gold?

Calmdown8 11 years ago

I make them gold

SuikaIbuki 9 years ago

That"s like that skittle ad from long ago...

superking75 11 years ago

all gov are corupte

Pork Soda 10 years ago

Yeah but then gold wouldn't be valuable anymore because there would be so much

Edgelord 12 years ago

"Show them how everything you touch turns into skittles" yeah, this was a skittles advertisement. Replace skittles with gold and BAM

Hakuna_Br 10 years ago

King Midas

Walk_on_the_butter_road 8 years ago

Atom x Atom or a difined texture?

jgirl 11 years ago

I can turn them to gold and have golden statues in my yard soo....im good with that

zhangshenren 3 years ago

金色不是黃金

Kakashi__Hatake 10 years ago

I am midas

Pig_Master101 9 years ago

you would be gold so you would have no brain

trevormoney1 11 years ago

NO MORE MASUTURBA-... i mean eating foods?

uncleltr 10 years ago

Where"s the upside?

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

Basically you die, your clothes turn to gold, the air around you turns to gold, the earth turns gold... You suffocate.

Scrubman 9 years ago

Hey Mr. Government Official can I have a hug

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