Will You Press The Button?

Coaster8 years ago

Upside?

AssHar8 years ago

Upside?

MNITIMMY9 years ago

NOOOO MA PIZZA!!!

TheGreatAndLoveablePeridot9 years ago

You could use artificial hands

DeCell3 years ago

whatch kurzgesagts gold video

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

turn them to gold

nowyr2 years ago

del it n let me post

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sunny-hurizon8 years ago

double negative if you ask me

war998369 years ago

how are you going to eat or drink?youll die in 3 days with that power

SantiagoCassaubon2 years ago

@pandaman_5 so much to think about...,..

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OliviaHall7 years ago

The value of gold would go down until it became priceless and just looked pretty.

Cooldude6578975 years ago

You know what priceless means right

Cloverleaf8 years ago

Eventually gold becomes so common it"s worthless. Your governments short sighted greed tanks the global economy.

Jonathan Hageman12 years ago

I'd just turn them to gold. but shit, I wouldn't be able to mastur- I mean.

Master17 years ago

😂😂😂

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Cderr8 years ago

I would take the hit by killing them and then doing it for 3 years straight for Australia

Anime-lol8 years ago

Keep calm and don't trust the government

Nettume8 years ago

Wow so loke normal day life with less freedom and a superpower

BABBYBOBABS8 years ago

who can you truuuuuust who can you truuuuuust

OliviaHall7 years ago

When everything, everything, everything you touch turns to GOOOOOOOOOLD GOOOOOLD

David Stecker12 years ago

Bad idea unless you can control it some how Midas Showed that one to us. in an ESOP fables

Emerald_Time2 years ago

THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING

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Chiara Searle12 years ago

Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/

jnwiesenthal8 years ago

actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.

One-Sixty8 years ago

You 33% haven't heard the story called the touch of malice

yamina10 years ago

Forget about being held captive, the gift itself is bad enough! King Midas allready found that out. - Besides, the value of the gold would drop a lot with this, so... =b

Darling-kun9 years ago

Easy to turn them gold and escape

UltroGmr7 years ago

Touch the government and he/she is gold so he/she is a statue

ANIPOKLO 9 years ago

As long as JASON GRACE doesn't show up.

woomyylast year

ok unironically what is the upside this dumbass button you should be ashamed with yourself

Vikingwalrus9 years ago

No thanks, I love being the 99%.

Vikingwalrus9 years ago

And everything else I have. And a girlfriend.

Ze Magic9 years ago

Then make the city gold

spongemakeryvan8 years ago

Because i am dutch i get Bassie and Adriaan feelings

TeamKobus28 years ago

BASSIE! En adriaan!

OuDayas8 years ago

I can turn they in gold, and i will escape

tylerthecreator9996 years ago

Make sure none of your toes touch or you will touch you, turning you to gold

Akram9 years ago

Shake hands with everyone in the government, BOOM

anster708 years ago

If I touch the air, then it would turn to gold too right?

PixxelART_YT8 years ago

No.. no it would not.

MîlkyStrâwbêrry4 years ago

Yeah, lol turn them to gold.

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Rumpelstiltskin?

Absanon9 years ago

Fuck the government if they do this! That is human cruelty.

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago

Wheres the upside

Skulldug139 years ago

The corrupt goverment "Holds me" meaning they turn into gold xD

katielife8 years ago

I mean as long as I get paid, I'll do it but if not well then I'm turning them into gold and make a run for it with as much money as I can get my hands on.

immortalpoet10 years ago

"Corrupt government" is redundant.

PandaBear1237 years ago

NAW BITCH

nepeggta9 years ago

ok but how would you eat

123ludwig8 years ago

Make them to gold

Crazy_Matt11 years ago

The value of gold would go down so much it wouldn't be wort a penny.

MysticShadow71029 years ago

touch them, turn them into gold and then escape... then sell then as "gold figurines" also make gold stuff and sell...win win

PingoPawn28 years ago

Midas"s Golden Touch + Rumpelstilskin :/

Jeremy Streeter12 years ago

It would turn the value of gold to shit

NobodyCareWho3 years ago

turn them to gold lol

ghostc129 years ago

Turn them into gold when they give you objects to make gold out of.

TheWaffleCat8 years ago

I like eating food no thanks

skullkid9 years ago

i will stay but they have to give me what I want

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Touch them, and turn them into gold

Conquestador9 years ago

But, inflation would make gold worthless, thus forcing them to release you from uselessness. Or maybe they would kill you for knowing too much. Hmmm...

Jayslay4449 years ago

Touch them

Davynavy029 years ago

It's simple

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