You have unlimited money
but
You have to keep it secret and live low-key to the rest of your life, or ninjas will murder you
I will not


Snakeeyes10 years ago
Plot twist I am a ninja

JaboBigHoss3 years ago
Theres people living in berics walls!! Help him :(
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Killerx10 years ago
Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas

Idiotic_Tester3 years ago
Nice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas

datboi4275 years ago
ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)

datboi4275 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone? Ninjas: Heck yeah! The power of bribing people is powerful.

Dishawesome8 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
Define "low key"

Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff

CantDoButtons4 years ago
What if they turn on you?
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Shadowninja075 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.

TrevorSmith8 years ago
bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...

DarkOverlord28 years ago
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?

Dragonhunter17007 years ago
A yacht is low key right?

SciArtHerp8 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*

DragonEXE8 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work

Comrade8 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!

ChronicDepression8 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.

DragonEXE8 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not

TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion

ToxicDragon9 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?

Sceptiledude9 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.

MitterNatch9 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale

tinis71710 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...

Ryan Neely12 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!

Zadok Hines12 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win

Kristin Stewart12 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.

ßeta ßeta12 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!

A strange person9 years ago
Ninjas no longer exist, so yeah.

TieflingKnight 879 years ago
I am a ninja

GeorgeP10 years ago
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TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
Buy immortality with unlimited money

general awesome11 years ago
become iron deadpool

Pushdabutton7 years ago
GIVE TEH NINJAS MONEYS

discophone4210 years ago
Ill bye ninjas to protect me oh and RIPP OFF r

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago
dude your ninjas CAN AND WILL overthrow you

Shannon Sullivan12 years ago
I don't see a downside xD

Hrcls_Titan9 years ago
can live with that

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago
Ill hire chuck norris an bruce lee as bodygaurds

NICEBOY1237 years ago
If I had unlimited money I just hire a bunch of gard to protect me from those ninjas

habiv10 years ago
Just hire a military and then BOOM safe from ninjas!

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
unlimited money would cause inflation

Weirdaccountforcomments10 years ago
News report worlds richest man murdered by ninjas for not keeping it secret

PhoenixWright8 years ago
use my infinite money to make myself the most well known person in the world and have the ultimate security that"s the definition of impossible to get past.

*The Wasp*10 years ago
Could I not just pay for ninjas of my own???

Malcolmxt9 years ago
Sent cards can hide the money and I'll live a normal life

Alex Karakanov12 years ago
Pay the ninjas how ever much they want and they will leave me alone.

Swagraptor9 years ago
Dafuq

TerrarianEnder6 years ago
Me, an introvert: You guys are getting paid?

fridtwolfe10 years ago
useless buncha green papers!

AX-MentalicGamer-XA9 years ago
I BUY JEDI TO FIGHT THE NINJAS

Shuvi7 years ago
I buy their life’s

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Anna Imnotadolphiniswear Campbell12 years ago
Better have tonnes of money than no money
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