You will own all games on Steam
but
You will exchange bodies with Gaben, and only get your own back if you make his look great
I will not


SomethingTwice3 years ago
Then I'll be able to get that damn 7th TF2 comic issue to come out.

justalagomorph3 months ago
congrats
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Dogizmaster9 years ago
So... I will have Gaben's body for a split second.

OberonFK7 years ago
What if Gaben is already the object of your idea of beauty. Win.

skullcakez9 years ago
Who the fuck is Gaben?

carnelianHammer9 years ago
Gabe Newell, head and one of the founders of Valve Corporation, a video game studio that made Steam.
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GD_Delta7 years ago
Half life 3

Apollo9243 years ago
I’ll become Gaben and create half life 3.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
I get all that money and become the head of valve? fuck fitness. Gaben will only get fatter

Dr_7roll3R8 years ago
He means "exchange bodies" which means, yes, he would look exactly like Gaben and Gaben will look exactly like him.
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BoopyDoopy29 years ago
Half life 3 will be in production and after that is exercise and plastic surgery

Fat Greta9 years ago
Hitler did everything wrong.

justalagomorph3 months ago
truth nukle

Thomas Koenders12 years ago
gaben already is great so, choose is made easily

DarkWolf92008 years ago
Downside?

Иван Янков12 years ago
i dont see a downside

hatgirl52529 years ago
I can't do that because who knows what he'll do with my body. I'm a female and a very busty female at that. I don't want to have to worry avou him 'messing around' with my body. *shudders*

Dogerium9 years ago
Gaben is already fabulous

Yolo Swag Mlg yoyoyoyo9 years ago
My 1000000 pound life

FraazT09 years ago
I fucking hate spammers.

IWillPressYourButtons8 years ago
Liposuction surgery is great.

Royalgamer069 years ago
No downside?

TheSenpaiZach428 years ago
FOR HALF LIFE 3 ILL SWITCH WITH GABEN

Scribbles9 years ago
Jesus Christ no

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago
No downside No downside No downside No downside No downside

ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Half life 3 and Portal 3 will be in development

Kill4money21311 years ago
Why would i even get Gaben fit if I AM Gaben?

Piratewaffle439 years ago
It is implied that I would not switch places, just get his body. I will ignore that implication, and become the head of valve, because it was not actually an explicit term.

WhizzyWhazza8 years ago
Since looks are an objective thing and someone already thinks he looks great... Yup

Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Win win. I'd sign Valve over to myself, get Gaben fit, then return to my old body as the new head of valve. Owning all games on steam would just be a bonus!

Chronus Lord Of Shadows9 years ago
Time to go to gym with a laptop

Ace3868 years ago
Who the heck is Gaben!?

DbExpress8 years ago
Our lord and savior is gabe noodle, do not question his amazingness also he made portal and half life.

deathbypanzer9 years ago
Who is that?

just_some_russian_dj3 months ago
I had to google who is gaben😭🙏

maxcaufieldlis9 years ago
Who's gaben?

RyanPlayz9 years ago
Who is Gaben anyway?

Banzai277 years ago
But what if people think his body looks great already?

Zaqinabox10 years ago
I would just steal Gabe's identity.

rexafun129 years ago
no way

Panifex8 years ago
Who and/or what is Gaben?

Banzai277 years ago
Who=head of valve What=god

Austin Lange12 years ago
Ain't nobody got time fo dat

tophatcat9 years ago
Where's the downside?

crazydude999 years ago
Definitely yes if we get to be on lord gaben's body

Cinderpelt059 years ago
I will try...

Kastenschwarzbrot9 years ago
Ill just train the fuck outta him and then he could be pretty hot

JarcraftedGamer8 years ago
Ready for Portal 3 and half life 3?

liquidated3 years ago
Can I just keep his body? Having all the steam games is nice but having steam is a whole other thing

TheEnchanted9 years ago
Loophole: He already looks fabulous

KumironaXTomoko8 years ago
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juanjplaya9 years ago
Hear this can be put in another language

jshaw719 years ago
But whats he doing with MY body, while I am trying to make his look great?!

Walrus on PC9 years ago
COUNT TO 3

andrewmonske7 years ago
who cares who i look like, FREE GAMES!!!

Kirigaya.kazuto10 years ago
Add mustache, long hair, and a top hat

Chris the greek9 years ago
Oh lord Gaben
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