Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man 10 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil... [Show full comment]

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Wynter 9 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

Netsuki last year

Why are people in these kind of questions not reading the button rules. You won't be able to COMMUNICATE. Communication means conveying your feeling. Not just speaking. Any kind of communication, whether it's spoken, display or written language, won't work... [Show full comment]

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DaBestMind 4 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid 11 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain 4 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen 13 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium 4 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight 10 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya 10 years ago

Umm...92

jshaw71 10 years ago

I"d stop 9/11

Mad scientist 11 years ago

sign language! Is it that hard

yesmann 5 years ago

court? what did i do i saved the world

beastmode46 10 years ago

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arrowst8 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Potate_kun 8 years ago

Just use Pictionary

cptStork 12 years ago

I'd paint myself some freedom... also, if the mistake isn't that bad then I'd just pay up.

KindaOP 9 years ago

1: Give your self the superpower of all powers 2: make it so it lastes forever 3: Give your self the power to get rid of the downside 4: ez

TickTockRed 9 years ago

Type it out.

Zacattac 11 years ago

write down what this button did to me wait a minute defend myself wtf for?

ssddsx22 4 years ago

why in court????????/

Spain 4 years ago

Finally something that is now from 2 years ago*

Goku 12 years ago

Eh, I'd just get a laptop and use the Microsoft Sam program to talk for me.

rullerdude 11 years ago

use professor x's ability from x men to talk

RageOne 7 years ago

Is SIGN LANGUAGE a super power?

a_bad_pun 10 years ago

Stops Earths rotation... never turns night

Lzke 9 years ago

I choose telepathy. Problem solved.

Ozn3 10 years ago

Mhhh.. This is hard :'(

Jig Jin 11 years ago

You HAVE lawyers to defend yourself!

xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago

My super power would be being God. then the downside would cease to exist

Galway Ghost 2 years ago

What law did i break exactly? What court of law am i being charged in? Besides, if it is the day after saving the world i wouldn't be in court yet, if anything i would simply be in custody (for some reason)

Blahgirlson 12 years ago

big court cases go on MUCH longer.

miriam-is-queer212 9 years ago

Sign language

TheTrollerLord 5 years ago

Your horner fuck you

Gryphon Hart 13 years ago

Appeals, Bitches!

mallardkind 10 years ago

1 word telepathy

Sofi575 11 years ago

morse code ;)

bowser2 10 years ago

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JhonnyFlame2345 11 years ago

why would You need a voice when you have amazing powers

mylee1234 8 years ago

That would have to be a BIG mistake to get sent to court.

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago

To whoever made this button: Write a book, make a movie, make millions. (Unless it already is one, but the comments don't say that, so I assume it isn't)

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

Get the power to grant unlimited wishes to yourself if you lose in court just kill everybody there

button dude 11 years ago

Pewdiepie is that you?

Erm 12 years ago

I'm an 11 year old...

ariana123 11 years ago

the power to make no mistake

Billflynn 6 years ago

I will just get my loyer which is my cat

SnuwWulfie 10 years ago

Ill write to talk, easeh.

DanielBueno 8 years ago

If I lose my ability to communicate with words then either: 1) I still get to talk, since by words you mean written words, or; 2) I can't communicate even with sign language, since sign languages use hand signs representing words, and written language is l... [Show full comment]

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

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pie face 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Netsuki last year

The Boss?

KoolAidDolan 12 years ago

Power to have all powers. Just use that to keep your power forever.

LannaBain 9 years ago

Would that mistake compromise the world being saved?

PhoenixPhantom 5 years ago

Sign language

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