Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man9 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser5 months ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil...[Show full comment]

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Wynter8 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

Netsuki2 months ago

Why are people in these kind of questions not reading the button rules. You won't be able to COMMUNICATE. Communication means conveying your feeling. Not just speaking. Any kind of communication, whether it's spoken, display or written language, won't work...[Show full comment]

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DaBestMind3 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid10 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain2 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen12 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium3 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight9 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya9 years ago

Umm...92

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DanielBueno7 years ago

If I lose my ability to communicate with words then either: 1) I still get to talk, since by words you mean written words, or; 2) I can't communicate even with sign language, since sign languages use hand signs representing words, and written language is l...[Show full comment]

Netsuki2 months ago

The Boss?

KoolAidDolan10 years ago

Power to have all powers. Just use that to keep your power forever.

LannaBain8 years ago

Would that mistake compromise the world being saved?

yipiheygame8 years ago

The world"s a bitch.

ron Numbumb9 years ago

I'll just injure myself when I can't feel anything as a superhero

PhoenixPhantom4 years ago

Sign language

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago

Why would i have to defend myself in court for saving the world? And why would i want to save the world for only one day?

nerdyotaku9 years ago

ilovefreestuff omgosh! There's someone who at least has heard about Jesus!

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Masterinferno477 years ago

Good Samaritan laws do exist so if I can prove that I was doing the right thing they can't do anything about it

MrKingWaffles9 years ago

Why would you need to defend yourself in court if you save the world?

Lzke8 years ago

Bitch I can control all energy. Neat gun you got there officer, would be a shame if the projectiles wouldn't be launched out... You wanna take me to court? F*ck you, I don't wanna. You gonna throw a nuke at me? Bring it. Aint gonna do damage to me.

sonicj019 years ago

write it down

McTreevil10 years ago

sign language lol

Lissa Trancy9 years ago

Write

TorrentialChaosslast year

How do you know the mistake is court worthy?

Pokemon girl11 years ago

I'm only 11 motherfuckers

123ludwig8 years ago

Make sure you arent on any cameras

A_Random_Muffin5 years ago

I would just break my arm or something, use that as an excuse not to come to court

Imtrustworthylelelelelellelel9 years ago

Court is never a day after the crime so basically you can go on the run TAKE THAT UNIVERSE LOLOLOL

Mayathecrown9 years ago

whiteboard

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potfrnk10 years ago

I'd just hold up paper.

Yourdadlesbian1237 years ago

It would be after the day though.

oldnotweak10 years ago

lol there wont be courts when im done

12345qwer8 years ago

me:yells:GODZILLA,WHERE U ATE MY BOY

WatermellonChainsaw9 years ago

The disability is an advantage. Do you want to put a disabled guy in prison? Didn't think so.

toonverse4028 years ago

good people and things my pet pheonix, phoenix wright etc etc bad people and things dragons, nifflers etc etc

Emoji9 years ago

What if i don't make a mistake?

Ninja1234567891O4 years ago

Yesyesyes its ok

Sabrina Peraza12 years ago

When I'm done obliterating the world there will be no court.

fireboltqueen10 years ago

Also the court date def wouldn't be the very next day

mntp1907Premium7 years ago

Don't save the world. Use your power to gain wealth. Profit.

Ryu_the_Smasher 9 years ago

Ever heard of writing?

silver hands10 years ago

Get an appeal, pretty easy to prove that you weren't fully capable of defending yourself on the first court session. Win appeal. Be a hero.

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

I'll have the ability to never make mistakes.

sirudy9 years ago

screw the legal system

Mattsmithdagod8 years ago

Fucking Harvey Spector to defend me

DarkSinner9 years ago

But i can write anf type right? XD

MrStanFungilast year

just use a superpower which allows you to bypass the downside

magicalrealmofmrfish11 years ago

i would be like dovakhiin from southpark the stick of truth

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