Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man9 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser2 months ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil...[Show full comment]

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Wynter8 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

N0p3p30p134 years ago

Or just write down stuff. More loopholes

DaBestMind3 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid9 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain2 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen12 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium3 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight9 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya9 years ago

Umm...92

DerpyKitten8 years ago

My superpower would be mind control. When I'm over there I'll make them all like "Lol, not guilty." What now, downside?

Isaac.3619 years ago

Yeah button

epicgamervallon3 years ago

Good samaritan law

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

:/ If I saved the world, why would I be sent to court... "YOU'RE GUILTY!!! FOR SAVING EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!!!" ....wat...

VALBY6 years ago

Ill have the power of not fucking anything up!

Eric_Hartman8 years ago

I'll get a lawyer

Ketrikal7 years ago

Get the power to create anything you imagine. Create a teleporter that you install into your body.

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago

where is the upside? since I´d make a mistake and wouldnt end up saving shit.. probably like superman who saves like 10 people but kills 60000 in the process by collapsing the entire city.

littlelinus129 years ago

time to get out ALOT of paper and hopefully pen ink!

motoboy9 years ago

better call saul

gamandy8 months ago

I wont bother going to court because i used the superpower to conquer the world

Me291010 years ago

I would screenshot this as proof and type or write to talk btw im 14

AnytaRoel8 years ago

Sign language muthafucka!!!!

yesmann4 years ago

court? what did i do i saved the world

jshaw718 years ago

I"d stop 9/11

Mad scientist9 years ago

sign language! Is it that hard

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Potate_kun7 years ago

Just use Pictionary

cptStork10 years ago

I'd paint myself some freedom... also, if the mistake isn't that bad then I'd just pay up.

KindaOP8 years ago

1: Give your self the superpower of all powers 2: make it so it lastes forever 3: Give your self the power to get rid of the downside 4: ez

Goku11 years ago

Eh, I'd just get a laptop and use the Microsoft Sam program to talk for me.

TickTockRed8 years ago

Type it out.

Zacattac9 years ago

write down what this button did to me wait a minute defend myself wtf for?

ssddsx223 years ago

why in court????????/

Spain2 years ago

Finally something that is now from 2 years ago*

a_bad_pun8 years ago

Stops Earths rotation... never turns night

rullerdude9 years ago

use professor x's ability from x men to talk

RageOne5 years ago

Is SIGN LANGUAGE a super power?

Jig Jin9 years ago

You HAVE lawyers to defend yourself!

Lzke7 years ago

I choose telepathy. Problem solved.

Ozn39 years ago

Mhhh.. This is hard :'(

miriam-is-queer2128 years ago

Sign language

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago

My super power would be being God. then the downside would cease to exist

Galway Ghost4 months ago

What law did i break exactly? What court of law am i being charged in? Besides, if it is the day after saving the world i wouldn't be in court yet, if anything i would simply be in custody (for some reason)

Blahgirlson10 years ago

big court cases go on MUCH longer.

Sofi5759 years ago

morse code ;)

TheTrollerLord4 years ago

Your horner fuck you

Gryphon Hart12 years ago

Appeals, Bitches!

mallardkind8 years ago

1 word telepathy

mylee12347 years ago

That would have to be a BIG mistake to get sent to court.

bowser29 years ago

3 lazy 392838228747110861517183866337 suppahherow

JhonnyFlame23459 years ago

why would You need a voice when you have amazing powers

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

To whoever made this button: Write a book, make a movie, make millions. (Unless it already is one, but the comments don't say that, so I assume it isn't)

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