Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man 10 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil... [Show full comment]

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Wynter 9 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

Netsuki last year

Why are people in these kind of questions not reading the button rules. You won't be able to COMMUNICATE. Communication means conveying your feeling. Not just speaking. Any kind of communication, whether it's spoken, display or written language, won't work... [Show full comment]

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DaBestMind 4 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid 11 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain 4 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen 13 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium 4 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight 10 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya 11 years ago

Umm...92

a_bad_pun 10 years ago

Stops Earths rotation... never turns night

rullerdude 11 years ago

use professor x's ability from x men to talk

RageOne 7 years ago

Is SIGN LANGUAGE a super power?

Jig Jin 11 years ago

You HAVE lawyers to defend yourself!

Lzke 9 years ago

I choose telepathy. Problem solved.

Ozn3 10 years ago

Mhhh.. This is hard :'(

miriam-is-queer212 9 years ago

Sign language

xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago

My super power would be being God. then the downside would cease to exist

Galway Ghost 2 years ago

What law did i break exactly? What court of law am i being charged in? Besides, if it is the day after saving the world i wouldn't be in court yet, if anything i would simply be in custody (for some reason)

Blahgirlson 12 years ago

big court cases go on MUCH longer.

Sofi575 11 years ago

morse code ;)

TheTrollerLord 5 years ago

Your horner fuck you

Gryphon Hart 13 years ago

Appeals, Bitches!

mallardkind 10 years ago

1 word telepathy

mylee1234 8 years ago

That would have to be a BIG mistake to get sent to court.

bowser2 10 years ago

3 lazy 392838228747110861517183866337 suppahherow

JhonnyFlame2345 11 years ago

why would You need a voice when you have amazing powers

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

To whoever made this button: Write a book, make a movie, make millions. (Unless it already is one, but the comments don't say that, so I assume it isn't)

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

Get the power to grant unlimited wishes to yourself if you lose in court just kill everybody there

button dude 11 years ago

Pewdiepie is that you?

Erm 12 years ago

I'm an 11 year old...

Billflynn 7 years ago

I will just get my loyer which is my cat

SnuwWulfie 10 years ago

Ill write to talk, easeh.

ariana123 11 years ago

the power to make no mistake

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

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pie face 11 years ago

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DanielBueno 9 years ago

If I lose my ability to communicate with words then either: 1) I still get to talk, since by words you mean written words, or; 2) I can't communicate even with sign language, since sign languages use hand signs representing words, and written language is l... [Show full comment]

Netsuki last year

The Boss?

KoolAidDolan 12 years ago

Power to have all powers. Just use that to keep your power forever.

LannaBain 9 years ago

Would that mistake compromise the world being saved?

yipiheygame 10 years ago

The world"s a bitch.

ron Numbumb 11 years ago

I'll just injure myself when I can't feel anything as a superhero

PhoenixPhantom 5 years ago

Sign language

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago

Why would i have to defend myself in court for saving the world? And why would i want to save the world for only one day?

nerdyotaku 10 years ago

ilovefreestuff omgosh! There's someone who at least has heard about Jesus!

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JohnCena74 11 years ago

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Masterinferno47 8 years ago

Good Samaritan laws do exist so if I can prove that I was doing the right thing they can't do anything about it

MrKingWaffles 10 years ago

Why would you need to defend yourself in court if you save the world?

Lzke 9 years ago

Bitch I can control all energy. Neat gun you got there officer, would be a shame if the projectiles wouldn't be launched out... You wanna take me to court? F*ck you, I don't wanna. You gonna throw a nuke at me? Bring it. Aint gonna do damage to me.

sonicj01 10 years ago

write it down

McTreevil 11 years ago

sign language lol

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

Write

TorrentialChaoss 3 years ago

How do you know the mistake is court worthy?

Pokemon girl 12 years ago

I'm only 11 motherfuckers

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