Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man 10 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil... [Show full comment]

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Wynter 9 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

Netsuki last year

Why are people in these kind of questions not reading the button rules. You won't be able to COMMUNICATE. Communication means conveying your feeling. Not just speaking. Any kind of communication, whether it's spoken, display or written language, won't work... [Show full comment]

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DaBestMind 4 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid 11 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain 4 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen 13 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium 4 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight 10 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya 10 years ago

Umm...92

Super-Idio last year

用律师不就行了？

oldnotweak 12 years ago

lol there wont be courts when im done

12345qwer 9 years ago

me:yells:GODZILLA,WHERE U ATE MY BOY

WatermellonChainsaw 10 years ago

The disability is an advantage. Do you want to put a disabled guy in prison? Didn't think so.

toonverse402 10 years ago

good people and things my pet pheonix, phoenix wright etc etc bad people and things dragons, nifflers etc etc

Emoji 11 years ago

What if i don't make a mistake?

Ninja1234567891O 5 years ago

Yesyesyes its ok

Sabrina Peraza 13 years ago

When I'm done obliterating the world there will be no court.

fireboltqueen 11 years ago

Also the court date def wouldn't be the very next day

mntp1907 Premium 8 years ago

Don't save the world. Use your power to gain wealth. Profit.

Ryu_the_Smasher 10 years ago

Ever heard of writing?

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

I'll have the ability to never make mistakes.

sirudy 10 years ago

screw the legal system

silver hands 11 years ago

Get an appeal, pretty easy to prove that you weren't fully capable of defending yourself on the first court session. Win appeal. Be a hero.

DarkSinner 11 years ago

But i can write anf type right? XD

MrStanFungi 2 years ago

just use a superpower which allows you to bypass the downside

magicalrealmofmrfish 12 years ago

i would be like dovakhiin from southpark the stick of truth

Mattsmithdagod 9 years ago

Fucking Harvey Spector to defend me

GoldenEnergy 11 years ago

i didn't even understand the question too well

NIGHTFALL901 6 years ago

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVER OF UR LIFE.NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS FREAKY. 1)say your name 10 times. 2)say your moms name 5 times. 3)say your crush"s name 3 times. 4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR... [Show full comment]

Benjamin Thompson 13 years ago

I'll get a close, good Lawyer, to talk for me, the day before, and tell him what is to come with my terms of communication. And for god's sake, saving the world? You'd rather the world not be saved, everyone die... and you not lose communication for ONE day?

Rekt Much Bro? 10 years ago

Dont make a mistake

Ddotness22 8 years ago

How about delaying the court somehow for a day! Does that work?

patrick sea star 10 years ago

Phoenix Wright

King Ford 11 years ago

App that what you type in is said

Loophole man 10 years ago

You don't have to defend yourself in court, having to is illegal in America

jshadowgirl04 4 months ago

i am amazing no need for powers #perfect #thirdeyemoneygang

18mlivingston 12 years ago

Well time to call Pheonix Wright

PolarBeast 9 years ago

Well it said save the world for a day not that you only had a super power for a day.

epicgamervallon 5 years ago

Good samaritan law

Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago

:/ If I saved the world, why would I be sent to court... "YOU'RE GUILTY!!! FOR SAVING EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!!!" ....wat...

DerpyKitten 9 years ago

My superpower would be mind control. When I'm over there I'll make them all like "Lol, not guilty." What now, downside?

Isaac.361 11 years ago

Yeah button

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago

I'll get a lawyer

VALBY 8 years ago

Ill have the power of not fucking anything up!

littlelinus12 11 years ago

time to get out ALOT of paper and hopefully pen ink!

Ketrikal 9 years ago

Get the power to create anything you imagine. Create a teleporter that you install into your body.

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

where is the upside? since I´d make a mistake and wouldnt end up saving shit.. probably like superman who saves like 10 people but kills 60000 in the process by collapsing the entire city.

AnytaRoel 9 years ago

Sign language muthafucka!!!!

motoboy 11 years ago

better call saul

gamandy 2 years ago

I wont bother going to court because i used the superpower to conquer the world

Me2910 12 years ago

I would screenshot this as proof and type or write to talk btw im 14

Mad scientist 11 years ago

sign language! Is it that hard

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