Will You Press The Button?

meatloave 2 years ago

I want to reach into my pocket and pull out a ring that grants me three wishes as I intend them and not as I word them. Don't care about my browser history

meatloave 2 years ago

Oops , Answered the wrong question. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

What if you hand the button to a dying person? LOOPHOLE

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

BlazoBoom, I didn't think of that..

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WBGrock 11 years ago

The rub is, the reason there is no human suffering is because every human died. No humans left to suffer!!! Trolololo

Tricky 10 years ago

Dollors,apparently.

DragoKnight589 4 years ago

Depends on when this takes effect. If people stop suffering, like, a year or two after you die normally, absolutely. If you die as soon as you press it, that changes things.

JohnDoe2089 10 years ago

Never says I die when I push it

Tricky 10 years ago

I don't play, but I'll click so the HL3 fans can get there game sooner.

bugmenot 10 years ago

THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGHT THE NEEDS OF THE FEW OR THE ONE

Mjnotaur 9 years ago

What were you trying to say?

Patrick Atherton 13 years ago

I'll press the button when I die, simple as.

aproy 11 years ago

Heck, press it when you're five. The world can't change overnight lol.

Nerd23 9 years ago

Win-win, bitch.

Commissar 10 years ago

No humans will be suffering cuz there will be none dint dint diii and the planet will be a better place

andrewls671 10 years ago

Isn't this button called "wiping out humanity"?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

what about puppy dog suffering?!

oldnotweak 2 years ago

she died last week... your wish was made the day after her death.

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Irmely Poola 13 years ago

doing good for others from your life would be nice c:

Joe Larson 13 years ago

Now, THIS one is a lose/lose.

Tricky 10 years ago

Wish that the world is as little alive as ever,you will die in a minute and then dont spam. You just made the world a better place.

Rasmulisone 10 years ago

Why do 66% want to die??

Melgarashley8385 11 years ago

Nope noooooooooo way

Marre Rijkenbarg 13 years ago

if we don't suffer we won't know what happiness is so that would be like CURSING THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET hmm.... good idea >:3

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

But they wouldn't know what sadness was and they would be free from all emotions so, would it really be a curse? No happiness no misery. Tit for tat.

Cel 11 years ago

Chirstians are smart <33

UNACONESROOLM8 11 years ago

thats kinda racist. Please dont kill me but if any religon was smart, we would not have wars. Thats just my opinion though. (>^_^)>

KingMickey 10 years ago

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BenDTB 10 years ago

Ok my wish is to lose 1million bucks

KharanshuDalvi 8 years ago

I can die for it Earth will be happy

Tisalovelybug 11 years ago

It doesn't say I'll die after hitting the button, so I assume I'll just die when I would normally have died anyway. There's no downside, I'd just be helping the future with no consequence to my own life at all.

maxwell_88 11 years ago

What is life without conflict?

gabbo verde 11 years ago

Basically it'll happen when I'm not alive. Sweet ^.^

IDon'tKnowThinkForMe 12 years ago

The needs of the many outlay the needs of the few or the one.

will_you2006 9 years ago

Not to bad. I'll be reborn. Maybe go to hraven. Might be a ghost.

WillYOUPreeeesTheButton 10 years ago

just like L

Blood 11 years ago

Suffer whit meh peoplez :3

Dusk2Dawn 11 years ago

but the thing is if there is no suffering, why did you die??

JohnSirjob 9 years ago

If you die, you won't feel any pain or suffering. Its a win-win!

Frankyboy 12 years ago

no more suffering ... because we wiped ourselves out?

lizardboyo 9 years ago

finally i can die

UNACONESROOLM8 11 years ago

I'm buddhist so I believe in reincarnation but isn't giving birth humans suffering ? :|

McButterCup 11 years ago

That's probably gonna happen in about *checks watch* 5.256e+8 minutes

CTViolet 11 years ago

I agree with SpecialK329

TheOddGreekGeek- 8 years ago

Sign me up

Fat Autistic Faggot 11 years ago

Without seeing people suffer is like......is there any meaning to life anymore?

ThatGuyNamedSam2378 9 years ago

For the greater good

LouieBrine 11 years ago

my memory will be erased then my spirit is on other body.

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

The needs of me outweigh the needs of anyone else.

Crazyconnor777@gmail.com 11 years ago

Dear 35percent u r meanies

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

I have seen alot of "Press and die" buttons lately

SigmaSupreme last year

That means no hitler:(

uncommentator 10 years ago

I hit the not press button by accident.

Second30 11 years ago

it didnt say meerkats are free from suffering

SpecialK329 11 years ago

I'd die happy knowing I made the world a better place :)

ChaosTheif 9 years ago

19k dont think it will work1

nerdhere320 12 years ago

Needs of the many, bruhbruhs.

Everynot 9 years ago

I will become a ghost,

Jennycow 11 years ago

The world will never be perfect...

LEEF70 10 years ago

I said yes because my life really sucks.

long 11 years ago

fuck you new earth

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