Will You Press The Button?

dinojl8 years ago

1. Upload yourself. 2. Claim to have invented the first AI. 3. Profit.

Dustin Fogliano12 years ago

There no point of accessing the internet if you can't jack off

DistantCoder2 years ago

YEP CUM

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EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

Should say You can surf the internet in your mind, but you only have until you pass out from lack of oxygen.

Blood9 years ago

who needs to move when u live in the internet?

Nanozec9 years ago

I have a phone....

Dean Cooper12 years ago

So basically you become Stephen Hawking?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yeah...

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Zak Smith12 years ago

am i paralyzed only while i'm accessing the internet, or all the time????

TheSnitch4799 years ago

I think the first time you do it your paralyzed forever

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Javi Haveeair Suarez12 years ago

so.. being stephen hawking, i'll be stephen hawking. (alyshia )

Jack Vitz12 years ago

It's called Transcendence...

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Honestly, imagine what you could do. I think its better than not being paralyzed¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dinorex9 years ago

I am internet now

ShayFinch7 years ago

sounds like the birth of sao

zyro9 years ago

with full internet connection i can have enough info to make a full functional robot then transfer my mind to it.

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arobe3478 years ago

Why would you want the internet when your paralyzed from the neck down when the one thing you would want is to die because I would rather die cause life would suck

I-Eat-Sand4 years ago

i can also cheat on test

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

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ElPolloLoco99910 years ago

ever heard of mobile phones :D

NerdyTurtle9 years ago

You can't move anything except your head so you can't choose a video on YouTube or press this button so...

Allison Sanderson12 years ago

If it was that you were paralyzed only while using the internet, sure, but if it's supposed to mean permanently then no.

Mysterman7 years ago

Phone?

Shugotenshi8 years ago

If the paralization process is active only while I'm accessing the internet mentally, then why the hell not?

emperor sempai9 years ago

isnt there another one of these that has to do with money?

LogicWizard3148 years ago

Do I really need this when I have my computers?

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

i like sex9 years ago

pore ya :D

Sean Bish12 years ago

I would likely do this. Disability and a wheelchair in exchange for access to what is more or less an Akashic record and a connection to the internet of everything? Don't mind if I do.