Your new best friend is a flying magical carpet, who will never die and cannot be damaged in anyway.
but
You cannot eat any foods other than lemons with Tabasco all over it.
I will not

RocketGirl1 11 years ago
definition of 'stupid question'.

untakenname 2 years ago
real

KrisZone 10 years ago
How desperate for friends do you have to be to click the button? *clicking the button*

LizzieBasu 10 years ago
Same XD

eh_wutevs 11 years ago
i dont give a fuck if i have a carpet friend or not i aint gonna die of tabasco sauce like wtf

Blocky_blockster 11 years ago
Hey. I will have acid piss man

Lorri Broizman 13 years ago
im p sure whoever wrote this was like ten types of high

NoelaniCroud 9 years ago
Yeah they mostlikely where
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natalie.2 12 years ago
this person was on drugs who tf thinks of that

Dinobot 9 years ago
Ikr

beleeater 11 years ago
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MAGIC CARPET ITS BADASS LOOKING AT ME FLYING INTO THE HORIZON

cloverofficial 3 years ago
Are you high?

Rocket046 9 years ago
Lemons are pretty much inedible so no

DuffCheese 9 years ago
The one who wrote this i think his alcohol blood lvl must be like 9.9999999

TheUniversePlayz 11 years ago
WTF WHAT IS THIS MATRIX

gurgiboy 11 years ago
i hate lemons

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
I like lemons

LunaStarr 11 years ago
JAPAN HERE I COME!

Anime Anime 11 years ago
YASSS
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joojmon 11 years ago
. . . . . . . . WHAT

emetophilia 11 years ago
What the fuck

David Anderson 13 years ago
Mmmm, lemons and Tabasco. sounds good

Minimaster73 11 years ago
I think he had a little too many lemons with Tabasco sauce before writing this.....if you know what i mean

Em Busca de Decisões 11 years ago
Nao tem lado bom,seu amigo vai ter sorte e voce vai ter azar

ArKade47 9 years ago
That"s...oddly specific

RedCrossLord 11 years ago
Lemons and Tabasco okay

AnimeLionWolf123 9 years ago
Flying carpet in return for only being able to eat lemons with tabasco --------- Game on

qwerty1234 11 years ago
I choose food over human or non human interaction. Forget youuuuu I love foooooodd

Dylann 10 years ago
Why the fuck would I want my best friend to be a carpet? THAT"S SO FUCKING SAD

echommm 11 years ago
LOLOILOLOLOLOL BELOW IS HILAROUS

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago
CARPETS CAN’T DIE YOU DICKHEAD, GOD-DAMN IT MAKE SOME SENSE

katsune 12 years ago
I have one friend. She would not ride that. I used to have a lot of friends but then they left me. I still don't know why.

Airbus A380 11 years ago
i can fly too

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
Can I recommend a psychiatrist for the creator of this question?

Emily Fritts 13 years ago
Wut

Quiptipt 10 years ago
This is why you always do drugs.

Gmiller 9 years ago
I put Tabasco on a lot of foods

Gabernaba 11 years ago
do you have to eat

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

dragonflame123 11 years ago
I love lemons

Marlene Marchi 11 years ago
But I hate Tabasco :D

JonaKrasniqi 9 years ago
did you noticed that the buton in one way it is a hat lol

cybro974 5 years ago
This person just wanted to make it so no one could pick press button cuz it"s just hell when you press the button you just go to hell.

Dan111 12 years ago
i pressed the button because i love lemons :3

Dontbeupsettieatsomespaghetti 10 years ago
This was wild from start to finish

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ThatOneGuyNamedJimbo 11 years ago
FUCK IT!

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HussainRaza 8 years ago
Where the upside at? Honestly if ur best friend is a carpet, than that"s just sad.

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LatseAnimates 9 years ago
I always eat Tabasco and lemons.....

CHARA X SANS 11 years ago
"Omg my friends a manic carpet!!" Ten minutes later... "Fuuuuuuuuuucckk!!!". They fell off the carpet to their death.

ItGetsWorse 10 years ago
I'm not sure I"d like to be seen palling around with some weird levitating rug in public, never mind the Tabasco lemons.

CaptinGamer 11 years ago
You can't live off of lemons and Tabasco. You would die.

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago
That’s very specific…

JJic 11 years ago
So i'm aladdin

michaelangelo339 11 years ago
This question is so stupid it's funny

JackyPRG1 7 years ago
But But I like my current best friend tho
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