Your new best friend is a flying magical carpet, who will never die and cannot be damaged in anyway.
but
You cannot eat any foods other than lemons with Tabasco all over it.
I will not


RocketGirl19 years ago
definition of 'stupid question'.

untakenname11 months ago
real

KrisZone8 years ago
How desperate for friends do you have to be to click the button? *clicking the button*

LizzieBasu8 years ago
Same XD

eh_wutevs9 years ago
i dont give a fuck if i have a carpet friend or not i aint gonna die of tabasco sauce like wtf

Blocky_blockster9 years ago
Hey. I will have acid piss man

Lorri Broizman12 years ago
im p sure whoever wrote this was like ten types of high

NoelaniCroud7 years ago
Yeah they mostlikely where
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natalie.210 years ago
this person was on drugs who tf thinks of that

Dinobot7 years ago
Ikr

beleeater9 years ago
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MAGIC CARPET ITS BADASS LOOKING AT ME FLYING INTO THE HORIZON

cloverofficial2 years ago
Are you high?

Rocket0468 years ago
Lemons are pretty much inedible so no

DuffCheese8 years ago
The one who wrote this i think his alcohol blood lvl must be like 9.9999999

TheUniversePlayz9 years ago
WTF WHAT IS THIS MATRIX

gurgiboy9 years ago
i hate lemons

AmazingDragons7 years ago
I like lemons

LunaStarr9 years ago
JAPAN HERE I COME!

Anime Anime9 years ago
YASSS
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joojmon9 years ago
. . . . . . . . WHAT

emetophilia9 years ago
What the fuck

David Anderson12 years ago
Mmmm, lemons and Tabasco. sounds good

Jarjer9 years ago
Why is my new best friend a carpet?

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
Poor Aladdin, his only real-life friend was a fucking carpet lol

Bill-nye8 years ago
I"ve entered the dank side of the buttons

gaffel3739 years ago
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veni_vidi_vici9 years ago
FUCK NO

BroTGM7 years ago
How about FUCK NO

idkshouldi7 years ago
“Foods” uh that technically isn’t food, so yeah I’ll press it

sharpgamer9 years ago
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

OnionKnight10 years ago
That carpet can go fuck it'self

PleasePressTheButton8 years ago
Do I Will Not

MasonG9 years ago
This is so stupid.

gaffel3739 years ago
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NighthawkS4 years ago
I don’t want a magical carpet immortal best friend. It just seems like I didn’t take my schizophrenia pills or I snorted all the cocane ever

oldnotweak10 years ago
how long could you live on Tabasco lemons? a few months tops?

Em Busca de Decisões9 years ago
Nao tem lado bom,seu amigo vai ter sorte e voce vai ter azar

ArKade477 years ago
That"s...oddly specific

Minimaster739 years ago
I think he had a little too many lemons with Tabasco sauce before writing this.....if you know what i mean

AnimeLionWolf1238 years ago
Flying carpet in return for only being able to eat lemons with tabasco --------- Game on

qwerty12349 years ago
I choose food over human or non human interaction. Forget youuuuu I love foooooodd

RedCrossLord9 years ago
Lemons and Tabasco okay

echommm9 years ago
LOLOILOLOLOLOL BELOW IS HILAROUS

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
CARPETS CAN’T DIE YOU DICKHEAD, GOD-DAMN IT MAKE SOME SENSE

katsune10 years ago
I have one friend. She would not ride that. I used to have a lot of friends but then they left me. I still don't know why.

Dylann8 years ago
Why the fuck would I want my best friend to be a carpet? THAT"S SO FUCKING SAD

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Can I recommend a psychiatrist for the creator of this question?

Emily Fritts12 years ago
Wut

Quiptipt9 years ago
This is why you always do drugs.

Airbus A3809 years ago
i can fly too

Gabernaba9 years ago
do you have to eat

Gmiller7 years ago
I put Tabasco on a lot of foods

dragonflame1239 years ago
I love lemons

Marlene Marchi9 years ago
But I hate Tabasco :D

JonaKrasniqi8 years ago
did you noticed that the buton in one way it is a hat lol

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Dontbeupsettieatsomespaghetti8 years ago
This was wild from start to finish

gaffel3739 years ago
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