You are guaranteed total success in your choice of either money OR love
but
You are guaranteed utter failure in the one you did not choose
I will not


KataDark9 months ago
I LOVE MONEY

Tchantchès9 years ago
Since I currently fail at both... *click*

Maharidlast year
Money and i live te rest of my life as i want.

Aperson2027 years ago
Choose love because marry a rich person

AFreakingTRex5 years ago
You"d be the one failing at money. Not your partner
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Eveetheory7 years ago
i cant have love. im 11

Blackout-Button4 years ago
I’m 12 ...... MONEY MONEY MONEY

JacobMoore7 years ago
choose love and just get by

quickstirke8 years ago
Money DOESN'T buy Happiness Love DOESN'T get you a Life

GabeRedden8 years ago
I"d rather take a risk with both

LukeLeeWing7 years ago
You can get a ton of money and you can just b single

Crotalia7 years ago
idc about love so y not

Humungousb7 years ago
i might be poor but my celebrity wife is a rich beauty

OllyTEM7 years ago
Not bad but MONEY CAN’T HURT YOU

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
FUCK love! *Asexual laughter*

AcedIt5 years ago
More like *Aromantic laughter*
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Marilyn Brown12 years ago
Money will never hurt you.

JooVictor0623 years ago
but if you choose love...
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DedicatedOtaku8 years ago
I chose total success in money... WAIT WAIT WAIT..... does the love part mean that I'll never have life from an animal or my family????????? If so then I chose love.

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
already failing in love

ScottyBam8 years ago
Whats the Downsite

joaquin558 years ago
MAKE IT RAIN

ImNotAVirus4 years ago
why? i dont like rain :(

Alyssa Reynolds12 years ago
Yeah, I'm an art major, I'm kinda already guaranteed failure with money.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Choose money. Duh!!
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Talma8 years ago
I hate money

blobs949 years ago
Ok then, just get a crappy job, fail at it, choose the option of love, and two loads of failure will contradict one another and you will be successful.

Dxerst6 years ago
Lol, it"s mine real life

destroyerjcb10 years ago
MONEY BITCH

Kristoff ask you9 years ago
money is love money is power money is life i can buy anything i want i dont need a wife if i have money

sentientbutton8 years ago
screw you love! ill be the cool single aunt, b/c i doubt this includes friends+fam, the implications are in having a significant other, not love in general

DrAliYoda9 years ago
Find a spouse that is successful and has money! BOOM! LOOPHOLES!

therealobama3 years ago
Does love count as friendship? I"d still take the money either way.

daBruh9 years ago
95% if people get divorced so wth money then you can get a hooker or prostitute because you still got all that money to spend on sex

loophole lover9 years ago
SUCK THAT PUSSY OF THE RICH HOT MODEL

priyanshu7695 years ago
Money over love...

n8thegr810 years ago
There are so many "dilemmas" on this site that I don't even give the time of day, seriously I just reload the page. So I find it quite refreshing to find that actually makes me stop for a moment and think about whether or not to press the button. I would c...[Show full comment]

Jamie Caniff12 years ago
I don't need love.

Mr Medical9 years ago
Just buy a hooker with the money you get

TwoSided138 years ago
Money can't really buy you happiness, but, love can hurt soo... GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY!!

joaquin558 years ago
money cant buy you happinnes, but it can buy chocolate which is pretty close

Ronnoc5279 years ago
Money means pay to have sex.

Jwh7844 years ago
I would much rather have money

Coolman45610 years ago
Love 4 live

jwlapham8 years ago
Well, I"d LOVE if my spouse had a high paying job.

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!!!!

Iwillpressthebutton10 years ago
Marilyn Brown agreed, btw i like your profile picture

Krusek8 years ago
My love involves money so I'll get it either way.

Blebleb6 years ago
I don't need or want love

Jetcatz10938 years ago
Love is wayyyyy better than money.

AhmetSabir7 years ago
Seriously? SERIOUSLY YOU DO FUCKING REMEMBER YOU DIED MANY MANY TIMES BY LOVE DONT CHA REMEMBER IDIOT

Yolo Wizards9 years ago
Choose love over money. I can't be complete without the love of my life sharing money with me. I'd be rich but forever empty .__.

Loopholez2357 years ago
My true love will be rich

AceFurryTrash3 years ago
Aromantic trap card

NathalieTheMelon9 years ago
i would want to be loved even if i am broke (my partner isn't so no downside)

TheHatter9 years ago
If I win at love then my lover will be happy enough to help support me.

Thatonetrollingdude328 years ago
I can't

RPJimmy9 years ago
i got money and love so why pressing the button
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