You are guaranteed total success in your choice of either money OR love
but
You are guaranteed utter failure in the one you did not choose
I will not


KataDark10 months ago
I LOVE MONEY

Tchantchès9 years ago
Since I currently fail at both... *click*

Maharid2 years ago
Money and i live te rest of my life as i want.

Aperson2027 years ago
Choose love because marry a rich person

AFreakingTRex5 years ago
You"d be the one failing at money. Not your partner
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Eveetheory7 years ago
i cant have love. im 11

Blackout-Button4 years ago
I’m 12 ...... MONEY MONEY MONEY

JacobMoore7 years ago
choose love and just get by

quickstirke8 years ago
Money DOESN'T buy Happiness Love DOESN'T get you a Life

GabeRedden8 years ago
I"d rather take a risk with both

LukeLeeWing7 years ago
You can get a ton of money and you can just b single

Crotalia7 years ago
idc about love so y not

Humungousb7 years ago
i might be poor but my celebrity wife is a rich beauty

OllyTEM7 years ago
Not bad but MONEY CAN’T HURT YOU

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
FUCK love! *Asexual laughter*

AcedIt6 years ago
More like *Aromantic laughter*
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Marilyn Brown12 years ago
Money will never hurt you.

JooVictor0623 years ago
but if you choose love...
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DedicatedOtaku8 years ago
I chose total success in money... WAIT WAIT WAIT..... does the love part mean that I'll never have life from an animal or my family????????? If so then I chose love.

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
already failing in love

ScottyBam8 years ago
Whats the Downsite

joaquin558 years ago
MAKE IT RAIN

ImNotAVirus4 years ago
why? i dont like rain :(

Alyssa Reynolds12 years ago
Yeah, I'm an art major, I'm kinda already guaranteed failure with money.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Choose money. Duh!!
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Roo2yoo7 years ago
Not a big life change.

Baughg18 years ago
Who needs love.

Michgibtsnicht9 years ago
I don´t need to decide, what i become. I become what i deserve.

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Emma, love me!

realjacksepticeyelast year
Women love rich people. not the women you want but there are women who love rich people

TrinityPadill198710 years ago
Money doesn't buy you love

Flaming Devil19209 years ago
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lol master699 years ago
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PB4 years ago
Hello

atwoodjer10 years ago
depends on you definition of love...

illuminatiunconfirmed7 years ago
I am already guaranteed faluer in love. Enbrace it and get rich

Loren Button11 years ago
I'd choose love, tell my wife of my decision, and have her handle the money. Life hack! :D

milo9 years ago
Awsome i dont like star wars but the force would be cool

TuPapuh9 years ago
que mi "amor" sea rica :v

Yeti Uprising9 years ago
money, then you can just buy sex and it wont matter

Nichodanacho9 years ago
@Shadav savage
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Dude434 years ago
choose love > become a gold digger > profit

BajanAmerican9510 years ago
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TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
LOVE FOR LIFE

ktawesome9 years ago
I have guaranteed success for both already have

pugthechub9 years ago
Choose the love of money. boom

DA-WAE5 years ago
I will choose money since i already dont have love so lol

ImNotAVirus4 years ago
but u would get the love of ur life

Roy Rieder of Earth10 years ago
I wanted to press it for the money... but I really need both

LLAMAZ R DA BEST9 years ago
Money can't buy you happiness I would choose love

Fire Level One9 years ago
no i dont have feelings cause feelings are gay
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ValerieParker7 years ago
I'm already a failure at both, so either will be a plus.

Winter648 years ago
oh god.

KrisZone9 years ago
Hey there rich boy that I like and that can pay for everything I want.

Cheeeselast year
how about both

Battlepikapowe410 years ago
Or you dont press the buton , try your best and have succes in both (if your smart and lucky)

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
Money ain't go no heart. Money ain't got no soul. (Get this reference, and you're awesome.)

DrAliYoda9 years ago
OMFG! I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT!!!

therealandy4 years ago
this one was actually really good. and well said too. most of these have terrible grammar and spelling errors

Coolman45610 years ago
This is hard

someonewhoexists1238 years ago
I can just 1: live off of my new wife/girlfriends money 2: start a revolution and destroy the money system cause it has now actual value it"s just our imaginations :)
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