You are guaranteed total success in your choice of either money OR love
but
You are guaranteed utter failure in the one you did not choose
I will not

kongya 7 months ago
我可以选择一个有财富的伴侣。

Tchantchès 11 years ago
Since I currently fail at both... *click*

KataDark 2 years ago
I LOVE MONEY

Maharid 3 years ago
Money and i live te rest of my life as i want.

Aperson202 9 years ago
Choose love because marry a rich person

AFreakingTRex 6 years ago
You"d be the one failing at money. Not your partner
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Eveetheory 9 years ago
i cant have love. im 11

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
I’m 12 ...... MONEY MONEY MONEY

JacobMoore 8 years ago
choose love and just get by

quickstirke 9 years ago
Money DOESN'T buy Happiness Love DOESN'T get you a Life

Duolingo 2 months ago
Money can buy me a lot of things that make me happy tho😃

GabeRedden 9 years ago
I"d rather take a risk with both

Marilyn Brown 13 years ago
Money will never hurt you.

JooVictor062 4 years ago
but if you choose love...
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LukeLeeWing 8 years ago
You can get a ton of money and you can just b single

Crotalia 8 years ago
idc about love so y not

Humungousb 9 years ago
i might be poor but my celebrity wife is a rich beauty

OllyTEM 9 years ago
Not bad but MONEY CAN’T HURT YOU

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
FUCK love! *Asexual laughter*

AcedIt 7 years ago
More like *Aromantic laughter*
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DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago
I chose total success in money... WAIT WAIT WAIT..... does the love part mean that I'll never have life from an animal or my family????????? If so then I chose love.

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
already failing in love

ScottyBam 9 years ago
Whats the Downsite

joaquin55 9 years ago
MAKE IT RAIN

ImNotAVirus 6 years ago
why? i dont like rain :(

Alyssa Reynolds 13 years ago
Yeah, I'm an art major, I'm kinda already guaranteed failure with money.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Choose money. Duh!!
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Yeti Uprising 11 years ago
money, then you can just buy sex and it wont matter

Nichodanacho 10 years ago
@Shadav savage
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TuPapuh 10 years ago
que mi "amor" sea rica :v

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TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
LOVE FOR LIFE

ktawesome 10 years ago
I have guaranteed success for both already have

Dude43 5 years ago
choose love > become a gold digger > profit

pugthechub 11 years ago
Choose the love of money. boom

DA-WAE 6 years ago
I will choose money since i already dont have love so lol

ImNotAVirus 6 years ago
but u would get the love of ur life

Roy Rieder of Earth 11 years ago
I wanted to press it for the money... but I really need both

LLAMAZ R DA BEST 11 years ago
Money can't buy you happiness I would choose love

Fire Level One 11 years ago
no i dont have feelings cause feelings are gay
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ValerieParker 8 years ago
I'm already a failure at both, so either will be a plus.

Winter64 10 years ago
oh god.

KrisZone 10 years ago
Hey there rich boy that I like and that can pay for everything I want.

Cheeese 2 years ago
how about both

Battlepikapowe4 11 years ago
Or you dont press the buton , try your best and have succes in both (if your smart and lucky)

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago
Money ain't go no heart. Money ain't got no soul. (Get this reference, and you're awesome.)

DrAliYoda 10 years ago
OMFG! I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT!!!

therealandy 6 years ago
this one was actually really good. and well said too. most of these have terrible grammar and spelling errors

Coolman456 11 years ago
This is hard

someonewhoexists123 9 years ago
I can just 1: live off of my new wife/girlfriends money 2: start a revolution and destroy the money system cause it has now actual value it"s just our imaginations :)

Dxerst 8 years ago
Lol, it"s mine real life

destroyerjcb 12 years ago
MONEY BITCH

Talma 9 years ago
I hate money

blobs94 11 years ago
Ok then, just get a crappy job, fail at it, choose the option of love, and two loads of failure will contradict one another and you will be successful.

sentientbutton 10 years ago
screw you love! ill be the cool single aunt, b/c i doubt this includes friends+fam, the implications are in having a significant other, not love in general

Kristoff ask you 11 years ago
money is love money is power money is life i can buy anything i want i dont need a wife if i have money

therealobama 4 years ago
Does love count as friendship? I"d still take the money either way.

daBruh 11 years ago
95% if people get divorced so wth money then you can get a hooker or prostitute because you still got all that money to spend on sex

DrAliYoda 10 years ago
Find a spouse that is successful and has money! BOOM! LOOPHOLES!

loophole lover 11 years ago
SUCK THAT PUSSY OF THE RICH HOT MODEL

priyanshu769 6 years ago
Money over love...
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