Just a question. WHO THE FUCK WOULD USE MORE THAN 90% OF THEIR LIFE TO GET A STRANGER??? sure she might be beautiful, but she could be a bitch addicted to cocain or something
Marry her when you"re about to die.
I mean I wouldn't because I already have a significant other (nb) and while I happen to be bi towards people feminine to genderless, I am perfectly happy with who I'm with now lol.
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mariasimion9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
This is shallow. It only says beautiful not kind or helpful
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GabbyStJohn7 years ago
1: Not a lesbian
2: You shouldn't care about looks ;)
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lifehacker4208 years ago
I'm gonna read this as "Marrying a beautiful girl = Life + 3 years"
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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
comin back for this one in 70 years.
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Evan Derby12 years ago
Did someone say Forrest Gump?
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24bit8 years ago
HA, JOKES ON YOU, I WILL ALWAYS BE FOREVER ALONE
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lolcocojas11 years ago
who said i wanted to marry a girl? i'm gonna get me some smokin hot bacon!
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Ciel_Earl_Phantomhive9 years ago
I'm Gay, So...No.
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umairmirzabano3 years ago
but fnjgb vld vkjf f
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xXsuperbat1000Xx9 years ago
yes
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Annabeth_Chase9 years ago
I am a girl!!!
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DET0NA70R5 years ago
sounds kinda stupid. I would rather have a really nice kinda beautiful girl
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TINY BOX TIM 9 years ago
But I don't like humans, I like boxes, so if it applies to female boxes, then yes, I will press this button.
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Sændugan8 years ago
Iv got an immortality button so the downside is negated, personal loophole
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PartyGamer9317 years ago
What if I'm gay
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Wut10 years ago
Dude. Im a girl. I dont wanna be gay
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Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago
I am not a lesbian
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theepicsucces9 years ago
time to live out all those fantasies
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moddam29 years ago
Why the fuck would I do that?! I'miss a girl?!?!?!
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Catimations3 years ago
Looks don’t matter, in my opinion.
Still not marrying an onion though, it’s rude that’s why it makes you cry.
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9TAILFOXDEMON9 years ago
Technically you'll live your whole life +3 years
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Loganmincks6667 years ago
No downside I mean beautiful girl and death win win
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Wizardmon10 years ago
but I'm straight...
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Drafex334 years ago
But im gay
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Pierce Duncan Penaranda9 years ago
No thanks
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TheKid138 years ago
But what if she"s a bitch
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Oli Jackman12 years ago
Tricky one, dont value life enough to care about only living three more years, but then the marriage would probably change that...
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
No I don't need a beautiful wife to be happy!
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Spikey10 years ago
No upside im gay
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rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
ERROR 404: upside not found
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Fanboi699 years ago
Guys, fucking think, do you know what that would do to your lover? It would kill her/him, he/she would probably fall into a deep depression and probably kill her/him self
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Illuminati6666 years ago
Yes I wanna die
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PussySlayer699 years ago
Please, I see no downside. I get to marry a beautiful girl AND die early?? Win/Win!
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Shadowinlast year
你觉得漂亮≠我觉得漂亮,我觉得漂亮≠我想要,我想要≠她是真实的人
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DerpyDolphin9 years ago
Wait you only live 3 more so i can be the oldest man alive +3
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USGC7 years ago
Just dont marry her until you are 80
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bmuchai10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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umairmirzabano3 years ago
tu puta madre
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Emoji9 years ago
What if the most beautiful girl in the world has a potion that makes me live forever? A bit obscure though :D
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