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Maharidlast year

I can get more money for less in another dillema, thanks.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Thatd be un"bear"able

meatloave3 months ago

OUT !!!!! THE BOTH OF YOU !!!!!! NOW!!!!!! your only making things wURSA........ I'll get my things and be right behind you

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Clint Siegersma12 years ago

fly to new zealand on the last day, bears spawn in the Pacific and immediately drown, ocean ecologists totally baffled, jimmies remain unrustled.

PixelPup337 years ago

Good idea

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madguy25509 years ago

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Hyltran3 years ago

Kill the bears 🐻 with a nuke

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MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

For us other swedish people i wish to distance ourself from "The Swedish" who commented something very stupid before. Saying that killing 1 million bears will cost you more than 1 trillion dollars. We are so sorry and wish not to be looked down upon due to this guys inferior intellect

Gracicorn157 years ago

does a hug attack count?

Chris Matson12 years ago

Pfft, my anti sea bear circle will keep me safe.

The_button_boy293933 years ago

PERFECT!! I love this guy.😏

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Wiebowo9 years ago

Fully atmed guard , bunker , castle , bear trap , bear hunter . Ohhhhh i'm so reaady!

Drakkon2ZShadows7 years ago

*bears rush towards my mansion* *mansion grows turrets and fucking deletes the bears*

Preston Brewer12 years ago

also 1,000,000 million is one trillion so yeah guess im living in the middle of my 9 mile wide island :D

cheese_attack9 years ago

Lol thats what I was thinking

Duyanhkute157 years ago

Yes, I have to make weapons, like the automatic crossbow and armor, to declare war on the environment for money and power, I have no more choice.

15brawnk8 years ago

#challengeaccepte

iicookiez8 years ago

I live in new Zealand, thanks for the free money.

BUTTONHEAD8 years ago

Oooooh yay I get 1 trillion HEAK YEA

thelocalcannon8 years ago

put 99% of it into stocks put the last 1% in defense from the government then live happily

thelocalcannon8 years ago

by from i mean they are protecting me

DragonEXE8 years ago

It open season now motherfucka

WBGrock9 years ago

I use my fortune to put myself on the international space station. 249 miles from Earth. Good luck bears.

Sir_McBlade9 years ago

Spend a portion to hunters and wildlife preservers, take a helecopter above a wide open forest and let them "appear." Bear populations have been dwindeling anyway, so it's a win-win.

TRex9 years ago

Use the money to protect yourself

Twistedtimer9 years ago

If you know this is going to happen why not with your money build something that will protect you

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

......I will prepare my bunker with anti-bear sistem and bear traps . MY body is ready

General Kota9 years ago

Amen to that brother

Matthew Fitch12 years ago

that's easy, buy and island

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

I'll just have to make sure I'm on a long flight over the Pacific exactly one year from then. Problem solved.

Hubert Nguyen12 years ago

wait in mid air with a balloon. so they all die from the fall

BookWorm13228 years ago

One million million?

goldemert2282 years ago

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Thepenguinking29 years ago

Probably could get a moat built in under 365 days.

ShadyGecko10 years ago

bears are territorial so they would probably kill eachother before they get to me

RGPZ7 years ago

Lol Can I Not Get Someone Kill Them So Im Alive Or Do They Just Respawn Or Wha eva

Jeff tero9 years ago

On the 365th day spend it on a plane bears spawn and fall to their death

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

buy an rpg

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

(the gun kind)

Puro4 years ago

Team Deathmatch!

aaro9 years ago

Go somewhere on top of a mountain cliff

Miniprincess100310 years ago

THATS IT I WILL LIVE ETURNALLY

xUniiverz7 years ago

1,000,000 million dollars?!?!?!?! That"s one trillion dollars!

mr.whatface9 years ago

Mother fucking bears ain't shit against me as long as I have ol' Bessie over here. (she's my murder tool)

Jonpaul Dorrian12 years ago

i have the ability to heal my injuries fast, i can deal with that. or i could buy an army to fend them off]

Undertale_is_life8 years ago

1,000,000 million. Excellent grammar. 10/10

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thinkingbox9 years ago

Stop this it ain't funny you tard box

DaBoo11 years ago

BAZOOKA TIME!

Ocelotz8 years ago

Come at me, i got a auto-nuke gun

skull kid9 years ago

ok i'll take my 1000000 million dollars 1000000x1000000=1000000000000 dollars

Galpal3 months ago

Go to space and they all die instantly in space. There are other workarounds too

Skull4ever8 years ago

I see extinction of bears coming :)

wassim9 years ago

Oky i have 1 million dollar to build a fast bears killing machines.

Corvine6 years ago

It doesn't say how long they'll attack you.

xdlolman8 years ago

i can just buy missiles and guns and shit like that to kill the bears

Jacky1389 years ago

Guess I'll just move to a small private island or fly in my private jet if I have 1 trillion dollars, and hire a division of blackwater mercenary army to protect me as well

AndyMan11YTlast year

Trillion dollars. Right after the bears spawn, get in a plane and fly to a remote private island. Once the bears' natural lifespans have diminished, you can return.

David junior8 years ago

1,000,000 million. That means million million

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