Sex with anyone, anywhere, anytime except at work
but
Work 8 hours/day at a job you hate, for every day of your life.
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 6 months ago
That's so dark and twisted and evil and dark and twisted and

Maharid 9 months ago
F WORK!

InfrontOfUrHouse 4 years ago
Why is all if this sexual? I am asexual. I do not need this.

IlSoupylI 2 years ago
at least it's an easy choice

Javongod 4 years ago
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yyyyees please

HarveyWright 2 years ago
I love you

RainBro 10 years ago
Coming from a demisexual like myself, sex is overrated. If you want sex so badly go find yourself a hooker at the nearest corner.

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
Wtf is a demisexual? If it’s a what you guys call “gender” then your off the rails, their are only females and males lmao
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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
I hate (love) playing videogames. Don't make me play videogames :D

Nimm 10 years ago
*cough* *cough*

Peti 9 years ago
to be, fair you can be as lousy in your job as you want to, since you can never get fired.

LuciferSam 11 years ago
Ewww sesx. I don't have a job, and I'm too young to consent legally....

TheGreatPapyrusnyeh 10 years ago
I HATE WhEN PEOLe MAkE THESE QUrSTIONS

Majkelele 9 years ago
I"d be so bad at work so they will fire me and then I can have sex all day long

NicolaCavarra 9 years ago
I may hate being a porn actor :"))

Gatho 9 years ago
I shall fuck the economy

Russ 10 years ago
So sex and school?

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 years ago
im 10, fuckin pedophile

Alden Brouwer 13 years ago
So despite having to work a shit job for 8 hours a day, I have the other 16 hours of the day to have sex with absolutely anybody I want, anyway I want? I'm okay with this.

AbnormalCupcake 8 years ago
I’m hitting celebrities first. NPH especially

AceCat 8 years ago
*ASEXUAL MANIAC LAUGH* FUCK NO

lizabean 10 years ago
that"s two downsides lol

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
Sex with important people. Blackmail them. repeat until you have enough money to buy place of employment. Be the boss at the job you hate and still only work 8 hours,

Claritygirl127 10 years ago
*aces in a corner*

JustJaywalking 10 years ago
I'm ace...

OceaneHetaliaParis 11 years ago
I'm asexual, so...... why'd I want to push the button?

Kristin Polston 13 years ago
Johnny Depp? Robert Downey JR? Tom Hiddleston? And I'll just work up the corporate ladder until I'm the boss at the job I hate. It's a win/win

varter21212 10 years ago
Not yet me a kid!!!!!

Meganerd 11 years ago
then i'll break the system and get a job i accutually like

FeliciaMonger16 8 years ago
while being fucked in your ass

keatonfouch 11 years ago
I hate being payed to play video games wink wink so shit wink

dinosandlions 11 years ago
*asexuals shaking heads*

Avacado1234 9 years ago
Ewww

halochief12345 11 years ago
Wilyoupressthebutton must have been made 46 years ago

PentiverseYT 10 years ago
The timescale is broken
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DrDinkyWinky 5 years ago
No, the only one this works for are incels.

Dragore55 11 years ago
Lol lol lol trolololololol

Erog 6 years ago
Normal life and sex? Downside?

runegod27 12 years ago
No. Office sex is the best.

Cypher 11 years ago
Just wish I had a good job... Or at least a helpful one

Damian9303 8 years ago
This already happens to me, it"s called school

Coolestkidontheblock 10 years ago
I would hate to be a lawyer. So yeah. I want to be a doctor. So no matter what for me it's a win win

Austintter 9 years ago
Porn Star

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago
I would be happy with just one woman to love.

gmanhunt 2 years ago
I'll do a really crappy job, or don't do any work at all. What are they going to do? Fire me? lmao

Lydiaz 11 years ago
All those youtubers! Eh eh eh...

Your fear 11 years ago
I have to work 11 hours a day 7 days a week and i fkin hate my job so y not

Schplexus 5 years ago
So, tell me, where"s the upside?

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TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago
Wow, you actually messed up the chain comment

A-BUTTon 9 years ago
Gigity goo.

DannyKoetsier 8 years ago
Ofcours why not

Christopher Paluch 13 years ago
sex through the 8 hours per day, u cant lose your job.....its forced upon, loophole achieved!

Starslayer 10 years ago
Scarlet Johansson and Emma Watson as well as Emma stone

Sans fan49 10 years ago
Can't u quit ur job?

Elduin5949 11 years ago
Bad day at work = unlimited sex. Hell yeah

isaacdelyon 9 years ago
What is with all these sexual ones? Gross. Lose lose.
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