Will You Press The Button?

Master Chief9 years ago

I'm Master Chief! I already have the perfect body!

kidplays9 years ago

46 year old why did I put 70

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lizard_with_glases4 years ago

MU HAHAHAHA

DragonEXE8 years ago

People need grow the fuck up about "the perfect body" you get what you get

Jake-Does-Not-Exist2 months ago

and you dont get upset

Fuzzy_Totoro8 years ago

Oh so I will be single for the rest of my life

Adrianna Robles12 years ago

Once everyone else is fat and ugly, then that will become the "popular" thing, therefore, anyone skinny would be considered an outsider or strange and be alienated from the rest of the world.

Tigershark901723 years ago

they could cast you out for being strange

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Ltheawesome7 years ago

everyone would hate me

Malory MuffinProof Hayle12 years ago

exercise and plastic surgery for EVERYONE!

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted12 years ago

I could make a shit ton of money from modeling in that case

Demetrius Rodriguez12 years ago

I like the idea of getting a Matesprit.

Razor9 years ago

Everyone is considered beautiful by someone, the word ugly really doesn't exist

Tranq10 years ago

I can't fuck myself...

goldemert2282 years ago

ну хоть как то я буду отличаться

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago

thought about other genders ( comment for the boys )

Jfthemasta9 years ago

make fun of em'

GammaLeHydra10 years ago

Who cares?

EverFreeGaming9 years ago

I have a Feederism Fetish so this is kinda my fantasy

likewha9 years ago

If everyone lse is ugly I don't wanna live with any of them and they prabobly want to with me

Lucas Bryant12 years ago

already have the perfect body

ToasterBrain9 years ago

But it will be perfect x2

Mcrmy9 years ago

What will be the definition of perfect? Since everybody is 'fat' and 'ugly' people will start finding that attractive since you are the only 'perfect' person.

Crabster28210 years ago

Future model here....

Andrewl9 years ago

Well, people can have plastic surgery and lose weight

FirstDarkAngel200110 years ago

Well, would mean that finally there would be no size 0 people. lol Perfect body is based on perspective, and even 1 waist size bigger would be considered as fat, or at least from what the country/world has shown me.

TherealNoobsaibot2 years ago

Master chief, you die today, you ugly as hell.

LustDemon7 years ago

everyone is perfect in the why that makes them happy

mazelover229 years ago

every one is different but we all are beautiful. there is no such thing as perfect

killer 9 years ago

Then I could make fun of everyone

Kitty Girl042610 years ago

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Z1900 719 years ago

It's what's on the inside that counts.

DarkFishking9 years ago

There is a thing called "sexual attraction". You first see the outside of a person and, be all like "DAAAAMN!!!" and want to know what is inside of that DAAAMN body. Easy logic of falling in love.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Are they nice, though?

Recoximani4 years ago

What if I'm already happy with how i look?

Nijebitno9 years ago

But CUTE fat and ugly

Guy that does stuff9 years ago

Like little babies

Mcrmy9 years ago

AND what if my friend's name is 'everyone else' riskaaaay

VanossTheBest~~10 years ago

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