Will You Press The Button?

question-itHUN9 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop14 days ago

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato8 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie92909 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

Sarah Francis12 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi5 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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AmazingDragons7 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

Zacary9 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

thericegamer8 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin.2 months ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron8 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu8 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp7 years ago

...yes.

ham26298 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka8 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow8 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS20038 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman8 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid8 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Zachary Kelly12 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Fuckoff12349 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett119 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique4 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf9 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist24 days ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm12 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

Lastcal9 years ago

already the case except on a way smaller level

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

I can still make this work "Hey guys did you know the earth is flat? The moon landing is a hoax! Vaccines are deadly! Kim jong un is a cool guy! Trump is best president! You don't believe me? Your loss ;)

Logisticmo49 years ago

So I'll know stuff i f they don't believe that's what their prob

@horrorgeek8 years ago

NO one believes me anyways.

Blaze7849 years ago

Say the opposite of what the answer is.

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago

If no one ever belives you than u arnt the smartest person

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Just say the exact opposite. For example, tell people they don't want you to be King of the Universe. Loopholes.

bigtwoblast year

I'm very smart, but why do I have to make others believe what I'm saying? I can say the opposite

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

I never needed those idiots anyway

Alexander Joseph Thornton12 years ago

so i say the opposite of what i mean to say, im the smartest, its not hard to get around that :p

Spiderp8 years ago

I get someone else to do the talking for me.

realpain14424 years ago

living a life where you can always just say "I told you so" sounds really awesome

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

Be wise. Also have the nickname "HA HA TOLD YA SO STUPID!!

galolo9 years ago

I FUCKING TOLD YOU THE APOCALYPSE WOULD HAPEN!

ponyplayz4 years ago

just make a awesome machine

matrixzk9 years ago

It makes no sense. Who am i to humanity if nobody believes me? Why would i want to be smart if i'd be nobody to world?

Logical-choice7 years ago

Every one will be wrong sure

John_The_Illusive_Man9 years ago

DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

That"s basically a contradiction because if you are the smartest person on earth and nobody believes you and you prove it to them they won't believe that you"ve officially proved it to them therefore you will look like an idiot

Rachel Rivera9 years ago

I'll still be smart!

DisplayName3 years ago

nobody believes what i say anyways so there"s no downside

Nerdy-Dolls9 years ago

become a scientist. scientists test out every theory.

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

I did not notice how often I commented on this....... Make more content!!!!!!!

Connor O'Hara12 years ago

I'd basically become a Reddit-Atheist

penismaster4 years ago

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RealMicrotooth9 years ago

Well if they don't believe me than they just have to see it.

TheFangSome137 years ago

Presses button, finds cure for cancer. Even when it is proved to work no one believes it.

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