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71949 (79%) people have pressed this button, while 19629 (21%) did not.
You cure cancer
but
You give it to 5 people who couldn't afford the cure.
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SparkzComics9 years ago
FUCK I didnt understand the wording i thought they meant that i would give the cure to people who had cancer and couldnt afford it not give cancer to those five people

Hello-Fucker7 years ago
Just hive those 5 people the cure for free
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Leah_7708 years ago
It says you cure cancer but you give it 5 people who can't afford it it never says you give them cancer tho. So you just give them the cure? :3. YAY NO ONE GETS CANCER.

Bence85prof9 years ago
I will give the 5 cancer to some Africian starver

AdoreUrieZamo8 years ago
Wtf

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Sell it for huge profit cuz they can’t refuse

Jacob Wright12 years ago
I made the cure, I'll give it to those 5 people.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
That is not how it works
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lavabob20008 years ago
people who are on their death bed?

adamf1509 years ago
well there is this thing that is cal stjud hospital where the treatment are free

DerpEverywere9 years ago
Hospitals cost money

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
So, if I click the button I just receive 5 cancer cures to people who can't afford it, and I can't share it with anyone else? Not much of a downside.

Migdin18 years ago
No the downside said that you give them cancer
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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
just give it for free and ask for donations

Sarah Cox12 years ago
Where is the downside, again?

Charlie Banks12 years ago
the greater good...

Idontknowwilli7 years ago
Win win.

vicvinegar10 years ago
Don't patent the cure. Give it away for free. And then when the medications are made, start a gofundme for those people. There are so many loopholes here.

Setsuna9 years ago
Oh downside. downside, where art thou?

mollylgregory9 years ago
You're still saving people's lives so it's best to save at least some people's lives who are in need. But still, wouldn't giving it to everyone be better?

Espiner10 years ago
Whats.. the problem of this? IF I CURE CANCER, IT MEANS IT DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE SO WTF!

yjtfdsgy7 years ago
ill help. its something

Clara11 years ago
I'll just give the cure to them for free. And if I can't then 5 people is much less than there would've been.

Alahgator48383 years ago
Can i pick those 5 people because so Id want to give it to Biden, Trump, Putin, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerburg or sum shit

PinkTomato10 years ago
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kyla_bird_8 years ago
I pressed the wrong thing..

Chris Dile12 years ago
I cure cancer, choose who recieves the cancer, buy them the fucking cure.

Nlopez3249 years ago
BUT THE REST WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheRedPanda221296 years ago
You can give it to people who have cancer

rcb534210 years ago
Give them the cure anyways

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
its not like its any different. give it to those about to die anyways, and save the living.

FruitBat7 years ago
If I made the cure il just give it to them.

oldnotweak10 years ago
ill just pay for the cure for them..... duh`, im the richest person on earth

Xaveck_Plays9 years ago
Scientists can replicate it

FloothecloudGaming8 years ago
Only 5 people out of the 7 billion people who cares

Hamza Essad12 years ago
that doesn't make sense at all , if i found the cure i can give it to anyone in the world

Emeraldking90009 years ago
who cares about those 5 specific people

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago
I hate the wording

Wolf222410 years ago
Jacob Wright it means it will give cancer to 5 people that couldn't get the cure

cheese and crackers!!!9 years ago
ummm if i made the friggen cure ill price it thank you very much. oh and plus the "its acturally your fault i got cancer cheese" discount is vallid for 99.99999999999999999999999 off. why not 100% off cheese? well thats because no. if you wont give me .000...[Show full comment]

Memey-Boi4 years ago
Yes I would do that :) I would make the world a better place with that

Reallybored10 years ago
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Kowhai8 years ago
20% DID NOT PRESS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

MadDoctor7 years ago
What if they"re dead already

notmi10 years ago
5 die so the rest wont suffer cancer... 5 people from westboro baptist church will do.

Derpator968 years ago
1,000,000"s have cancer and usually die but, then now only five have it. really????????

MClover :D9 years ago
5 v 10000 people... welll I'm gonna press da button

KKDZ9 years ago
For the greater good...

Chunkdahunk10 years ago
Shit happens

MishtiDoi7 years ago
I'll just cure them for free. Or give it to rapists and asshole who deserve it.

Matth11 years ago
Just give them an easily treatable variety and cure them with traditional therapy.

GarfeelingGood3 years ago
I mean, if they needed the cure, then it wasn't me who gave them cancer.

Spekky10 years ago
Of xourse

_kate_z_great_8 years ago
Just like jacob wright said I made the cure I'll give to those 5 people

GoodDilemnaRicky9 years ago
Criminals
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