Will You Press The Button?

Mammotlast year

Collect My Monsters

mampfer9 years ago

This button contradicts itself.

Cuolilast month

No, it's not. "Cancer" isn't a single disease but rather a group of diseases characterized by uncontrolled cell growth. In this sci-fi fantasy scenario, they didn't say your flavour of cancer wasn't magical based. Can't cure arcane stuff with science.

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OiOiOiOilast year

FUCK

duckbutt9 years ago

so i die in exchange for saving millions? sure!

Liltrouble4 years ago

It means cancer now days will have a cure but your basically developing a cancer that cannot be cured. People can survive cancer so why take the risk of making a cancer that people may not be able to beat or cure in the end you could kill more than how many have died from normal cancer.

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XxVividxX8 years ago

Can't people survive cancer sometimes?

carson184 years ago

you can get vaccines for things that do not have cures

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Aftertale Frisk &lt;3 (=) )9 years ago

Sure why not? But dont point your fingers at me when over population, global warming, trash, and world hunger kicks in...

MyVoteRules7 years ago

I love undertale... but what’s aftertale? I think I am sending way too much undertale comments/replies, though. But SERIOUSLY... I LIKE IT

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Yahooie3289 years ago

This doesn't make any sense. If it cures cancer, why doesn't it work

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago

Because your cancer will be incurable

AtomSmasher8 years ago

What type of cancer?

GayPeople2 years ago

is it benign or malignant?

SydneyKniskey8 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWN SIDE !

Lostboything9 years ago

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MEOWZLy5 years ago

i didnt press da button

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago

We only need one person to push this button

SensationalMeat9 years ago

it didnt say it would spread so.... READ MY MIND AND MODIFY THE CURE AND SAVE ME SUCKA

Darkslayer108 years ago

I'm not THAT selfish

Xbox_tacos9 years ago

I'ma die, ok

idiotpfp7 months ago

sacrifice my life for the lives of, potentially millions of people? HELL YEAH!

AColdGuy4 years ago

Why not? You save a lot of people. And most cancers are treatable and have low risk of dying if they are treated early. Also, let"s not forget that the cancer cure will probably give you a Nobel prize and a lot of money, which in going to come in handy whe...[Show full comment]

SilverG7788 years ago

Well, not all cancers are lethal and just because it can't be cured doesn't mean that it can't be treated.

Sparkling vampire9 years ago

Hmm... Yeah. Sure.

HellaGayyyyyyyyyyyy8 years ago

Better to sacrifice myself to save millions

Rainfall8 years ago

*dies*

Theyayeet4 years ago

It doesn’t even say I would die it just says I’ll suffer from cancer so ye I’ll click the button

oi look im trash9 years ago

Die to save millions of people? I'd do that any day!

Awsomegamer7 years ago

What why find the cure then

Hooman8 years ago

How does it work if it doesn't cure cancer

ayang9 years ago

sacraficing

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

contarct?

Valleria4 years ago

Nope

Astoria6 years ago

Then technically pressing this button would help you in no way nor many others.

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago

When do I contract the cancer? I think it's two milliseconds before I die naturally.

TrueRenegade8 years ago

So I cure cancer, but then a new cancer comes?

Geo Terrifrit9 years ago

If I can get a different cancer, why can't others? Pointless button.

ferretterrier8 years ago

4856 selfish peeps 💘

6ZEKA4 years ago

well i"m a sociopath so...

Toxins8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago

Please, do us a favor. Shut. Up.

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oldnotweak9 years ago

so its a random cancer? so maybe it will never actually hurt me.

BUTTONPUSHER2937 years ago

It doesn't say what kind of cancer you get. You might get one that has a cure already. And it doesn't say when either. You might get it in 60 years.

fatcat006lol8 years ago

if you meet someone there is a 40% chance that they"re a selfish bitch

naterbaterchickentater8 years ago

Never says it is fatal.

vaultboydab3 years ago

doesnt say how deadly the cancer has to be. i choose that the cancer is 000.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% deadly. also i get cured fast lol

jontakeankles6 years ago

I'm down

â˜†Tinkerâ˜†9 years ago

When do you contact cancer?

BlackCatCZ8 years ago

This really depends on type of cancer you will get. Like today most types of cancer can be cured if caught in early stadium . We can assume that if the cure didn't work on the cancer, todays medicine won't work too but in this case author could easily writ...[Show full comment]