You become God
but
You have legions of faithfuls always praying to you and asking for shit. You can't even block it out.
I will not


Nameless9 years ago
SMITE THOSE BITCHES!!!!

TédioAbsoluto2 years ago
straight to the point
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ShadowMarco8 years ago
God!Marco"s to do list: -Send a rock made of gold with the origin of the universe written on it with lava -Draw my face in the middle of a city when is raining, using lazers -Tell scientist that i"m real -Try to break a Nokia -Make W.D Gaster real -Have fun blowing plants

ShadowMarco7 years ago
Nokia 3310*
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Icode18 years ago
doesnt say i have to be a good god i can be a huge jerk

Stagetheme1012 9 years ago
I'm already a God and ppl already ask me for shit

Asdasdas5 months ago
y a mi k mas me da hp
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TheRealHville7 years ago
I"d make it into text messages so I can just hit, "Ignore All."

_ATOM_7 years ago
Step 1 - Tell the world that whoever prays to me will either get it"s prares ansewred or die. Step 2 - Kill all who ask for stupid shit.

a_luddy18 years ago
You can't play god

Migdin18 years ago
I just pressed a button about being God

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Same

Indirectk6669 years ago
I will do the Ragnarok.

Indirectk6669 years ago
I do the ragnarok.

JuuzouSuzuya1239 years ago
So I'm Deus

Connor DaBoss Cavanagh12 years ago
SMITE THEM!

Brandon Mackenzie Shuba12 years ago
Bruce Almighty, essentially.

the bitch that kills9 years ago
Same me

Michael Noble12 years ago
If I'm God, I'm sure I can handle it.

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago
I'd rather be Satan

ErikBernsen7 years ago
Basically like real life god if there is one.

Atomic1119 years ago
I'd actually tell people I exist NOT hide away forever

devinnnc8 years ago
so basically you just switch places with the other god

Lucas F. Paiva12 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lucas

daniel53439 years ago
Well if i ever need a dump they want it enyway

KrystalleGirl8 years ago
Couldn't you kill all those who pray? I mean; I'm god. I could do.

SmugRocklast year
So you just become God?

Lazerpin9 years ago
Sao fer life

SirDeCorn9 years ago
Just press that reset button and start over.

Someonesomewhere4 years ago
i already became God so no

B.C.9 years ago
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PEASANTS!!

Atomicman9608 years ago
So become God...

bobofett10 years ago
Kill them all

Lzke7 years ago
I can't block it out but I can smite them a bit...

AmazingJayJol9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Stagetheme1012 9 years ago
STOP WITH THIS ITS NOT REAL!!
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Knassen1233218 years ago
Do a new noas ark and smiter The rest. Ask Them to stop pray.

tacopizzaSAMMICH11 years ago
KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING VOICES

the bitch that kills9 years ago
I am the mighty smiter!!!

Kittenlover1018 years ago
*god presses buttons to awenser prayers* WTF IS THIS!!!

Hehehehehehehe22 hours ago
Earmuffs Easy fix

butterdomain9 years ago
yes this does sound like Bruce almighty

Scared_Serious3 years ago
just kill them. frick them

Nicholasss98769 years ago
GIVE EVERYONE 999999999 POUNDS OF SHIT.NOBODY IS GOING TO ANNOY ME

G2-Chance8 years ago
Just kill them

Webdisaster9 years ago
This is already me...

Lucycowboss2218 years ago
How can you be something that doesn't exist.....?

sonstribido10 years ago
I could destroy the planet

BlueWolf9 years ago
inst that just Bruce almighty ?

RegoreX5 years ago
Basically Bruce Allmighty

neko_sarah9 years ago
If you love SAO the I don´t think you deserve to be God honestly. xD

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
that is something you should know before becoming a god. and i would fix the world's problems so, if i do gget a request i can decline it immeditly.

Awsomenes9 years ago
U look like a dick

Jonny6397 years ago
Isn’t that just part of the job

daelyn129 years ago
I'm a god there is nothing I cant do

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
No, I do not want to become God, a God nor ascend His status. I cannot become Him nor will I ever be.
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