Will You Press The Button?

XavierBob9 years ago

Those who didnt do it, keep the button until you are about to die

L_Is_Real_24014 months ago

I DONT WANNA DIE XD

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Doomguy9 years ago

Self sacrifice for the greater good? Sure

Awesomegod43218 years ago

40%

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago

Hmmm, well I do not have a good immune system, so NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Ajrocks5679 years ago

At the time of this comment, 30% of people are selfish dicks.

Erog5 years ago

Yes. Yes we are.

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portalmaster6 years ago

But when? Just gonna die when I'm 100+ then

Kingkappa7 years ago

It"s funny, I value almost nothing in the world with great value, i gave 75 dollars away a while back after someone gave it to me, yet my greatest fear is dying. Most are opposite.

BagelButtHoles8 years ago

Heck yeah

TyzikCase8 years ago

I"s just like Optimus Prime once said, No Sacrifice, No victory!

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

I'll press it later, minutes from death.

HyperSeymour9 years ago

No downside at all.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Overpopulation bitchs.

Jayboy3127 years ago

I would die for people,but this isn't what I have in mind.

skelle7 years ago

who didn’t press it

Minx_526269 years ago

Cure everyone...

Dominique93258 years ago

I will never get lung cancer, I don't smoke or do some weird shit like some people do...Burning deodorant and inhaling the fumes.

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs8 months ago

BOOP button press AT LEAST ILL BE USEFULL!

Luke18719 years ago

It doesn't specify age

Damian93037 years ago

Why can't I just test it out on myself after making it? What"s preventing me?

Gangsterjkwhiteguy9 years ago

Nah natural selection

Meep19 years ago

OK

AngelicTortoise2 years ago

Um, it doesn't specify when the lung cancer happens though. So can I choose? Or...

william44448 years ago

But I can cure myself cause I can cure cancer

RadjahMoha8 years ago

Ur a fukin idior

Quack-adoodledo7 years ago

I’d rather die doing something good for the world than to be selfish

ofpgrimm1029 years ago

it is all ways the cure for cancer in a zombie movie. real life walking dead!!!!!!!!

Nyna-chan9 years ago

what?

Sucksuck697 years ago

I would be a hero and i would save millions of lives so yah

TimothyBedford8 years ago

FUCK THIS! WE"RE GOING MCSM MODE PPL!!

JulianGeckoWasp4 years ago

Sacrificing yourself for others is a good way to go!

thisguypushes12422 years ago

GOD DAMN IT!!! GOD DAMNT !!

Alzoran7 years ago

I cured Cancer guys, remember me!!!

llogan.endo9 years ago

That's dumb

TOKOLOHOlast year

OH MY GOD

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress8 years ago

Like... Why do I need lungs? GILLS HERE I COME

Cosmic_Universe9 years ago

wouldn't you already be the cure?

sashleobern9 years ago

fuck off

Double0racle7 years ago

Don’t try until your on your deathbed, by the rules of this button, you will have solved it right as you die, and the treatment will have been made.

Mommasgirl11008 years ago

So.... I didn't cure cancer? ;-;

BagelButtHoles8 years ago

You idiot you fist didn’t get it in time

kirbstomp3 years ago

My name is Walter Hartwell White

KoroSensei9 years ago

Loop hole cure your own cancer.

Ajrocks5679 years ago

Boi, it said you die before you receive treatment. Sorry, I forgot you can only read every other word.

Alexanderdavidderr7 years ago

How do you cure cancer then you go to cancer

Derp_face_279 years ago

What is the positive? You will die before you can cure everyone...

Korinheyy8 years ago

I really don't care if I die just make sure there will be more Americans that survive so we can beat.........

Diaa_._20089 months ago

2024 anyone?

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

deathmachine500027 years ago

Ill take one for the team.

defrostu9 years ago

While you still live

autistic113 years ago

Everyone who pressed the button before techno bladed died are true heroes

thisguypushes12422 years ago

I DIDNT!! fuck

Mrdead8 years ago

Don't be selfish.

John Roland9 years ago

For the sake of humanity I give my life

Arctik Wolfe9 years ago

I would as well

GalaticDoge7 years ago

I'll click the button, but I can't actually die.

purpleshep4277 years ago

i always wanted to die a martyr

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