Will You Press The Button?

Swagyman123 11 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

KimiMiku 8 months ago

Thats EXCATLY right brooooo

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whitelantern1313 10 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone 13 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming 5 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

Jorsin Alkestes 13 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria 6 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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_Acid 10 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonG 2 years ago

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Cameron Joseph Lentz 13 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson 9 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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Jeffrey Scott Bouchard 13 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas 9 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy 10 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Rachel Gonzalez 13 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH 10 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White 13 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez 13 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla 13 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c 13 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

Rattbag 10 years ago

1) Get $100 2) Invest 3) Get more money and spend it on starving children 4) $$$?

AJ press 11 years ago

So sad :'(

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Take the call for a second before saying wrong number then hang up.

RagnaSol 10 years ago

OK I'll answer the call but why can't this child sell the phone for food?

xFazzax11x 11 years ago

Just buy food for yourself then lose your apetite on purpose.

IWANNASTAYHIDDEN 9 years ago

How would the child receive the phone call???

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

so? earplugs before. and as i cnan't spend it on anyone but me, i have no moral obligation because i can't

horrormovies1997 12 years ago

i would givde that child my $100

JoanOfStars 8 years ago

This kid isn't necessarily going to talk about the fact that they"re starving. I might just have a really great conversation with a six year old

_PayThePop_ 11 years ago

I found the loop hole, get the money and buy food for yourself, give it to starving children, YESH

FirstDarkAngel2001 11 years ago

After a long enough time, one gets used to the calls and it stops phasing them. Also, spending money in certain spots for one's self can also be helping others in other parts of the world, so it's really all good.

GalaxyTraveler 9 years ago

It says you have to spend the $100 you get on yourself.... So you can pay your food and rent with your daily $100 and give the money you saved to starving children.