Get $100 in your bank account everyday that you can only spend on yourself.
but
You must accept a phone call from a starving child before every meal.
I will not


Swagyman1239 years ago
Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

Different-Aangle3 years ago
EXACTLY
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whitelantern13138 years ago
Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone12 years ago
its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming3 years ago
I agree or u could also not eat
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_Acid8 years ago
Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonG10 months ago
Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny
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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago
"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago
"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Jorsin Alkestes12 years ago
Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria5 years ago
gotta admire the sense of humor though
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Cameron Joseph Lentz12 years ago
That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson7 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking!
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ava_the_bear8 years ago
It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear8 years ago
Can't*

Allllammas8 years ago
Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy8 years ago
wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Jeffrey Scott Bouchard12 years ago
Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago
it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH8 years ago
You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White12 years ago
It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez12 years ago
Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio Rodríguez Padilla12 years ago
DO EET!

Lee H-c12 years ago
that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

Callum Petch12 years ago
"Hi Abdul how's it going? Oh that's good. How was your day? Your mother starved to death? Oh no, that's terrible. Me? Oh, y'know, I'm a hundred dollars richer. Again."

VOLCANOES89 years ago
Who says the starving child isn't me? I get hungry easily.

Mudek6 years ago
NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE

Emmers20069 years ago
A starving child? *feeds child when child asks for food,even if its annoying*

NateG9 years ago
I'm very sensitive for the poor, so I'll just give $50 to the kid I call... Wait! How can the kid even afford a phone 0_o

DlakeGaming588 years ago
You Can't Accept The Call If You Don't Have a Phone

leweirdo9 years ago
wait. the kid is starving so that probably means he has no money either. but if he has no money and no food, how is he then able to call me?

Theomars9 years ago
??? Annoying? Don't think so

Wonder187 years ago
1. I don't have a bank account 2. What if I was a starving child?

MichaelTMC9 years ago
It can my best friend who is starving because his mother didnt give hime his lunch yet

yver209 years ago
WHA...? WHY?

10000horsepower8 years ago
"What about that time I didn't get toast for breakfast?"

Jelly_YT9 years ago
You could ignore it right

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago
Sent him or her $10

OsamaRizzladen8 months ago
Fock that child

Gravittax9 years ago
How can they call you

Loopiloop9 years ago
Just kill the pour 3/4 of world population.

beta10 years ago
I don't need a phone...or 100 dollars.

Arcangel9 years ago
No downside love to help staving children

Ey124583 years ago
Wait why do they have phones and not food?

NoTengoNombre1269 years ago
Why not¡? i dont see a downside here...

The Last Thursday9 years ago
Can I immediately disconnect?

Boy34657 years ago
Convert the money to gold and spend on whatever the heck you want because it"s not the money directly collected from the button press

CrazyRender8 years ago
I don't care the "starving kids" die all in hell, (starving kids) and yea, i dont have heart e.e

SuperSonicDimensions9 years ago
That is just mean.

SossMan5 years ago
Just use the money from your bank account to use in bills, food, etc. for yourself then use other money through your job or something for other people or charity.

Octonocto9 years ago
you can use the money for yourself only. so i'd just answer the phone, say hi and tell the kid i can't give them money cos some weird magic made me only spend it for myself and hang up then feast on my super hamburgers

18ferran9 years ago
*answers and hangs up*

HristoMihailov8 years ago
Plot twist starving childs dont have phones or they will eat them

AC Cross9 years ago
Just put the phone on mute as soon as you hear the voice

Koten McFilms12 years ago
So you become nice. Wheres the downside?
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