Will You Press The Button?

sam_the_spooky_fan12 months ago

i would accept and then hang up immediately

Swagyman1239 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

Different-Aangle3 years ago

EXACTLY

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whitelantern13138 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone12 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming4 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid8 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonGlast year

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Jorsin Alkestes12 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria5 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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Cameron Joseph Lentz12 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson7 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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ava_the_bear8 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear8 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas8 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy9 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Jeffrey Scott Bouchard12 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH8 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White12 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez12 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla12 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c12 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

Videogameking2310 years ago

I will give the kid the other money I make

Tempolast year

Mukbang asmr content for the child

Burning_Snow10 years ago

accept hang up

INeedAUsernamePlease7 years ago

I would buy a meal intended for myself than think again and give the child some of it because it never mentions food and I'm not giving them all the meal so am not spending that money on them.

MasterOfDoughnuts9 years ago

Just buy food for yourself then give it to the starving child!

oldnotweak10 years ago

it never said they WOULD call. it only said i would have ot accpet a call.it didnt say they would actually call... why would starving children call?

Coolman864 years ago

Doesn’t say I can’t give money to them just that you have to SPEND it on yourself

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deablo hunter10 years ago

I cant take a starving kid calling me and not give him or her money

TurtleShroom8 years ago

No one said I had to talk to the poor kid about food.

shakescakes2979 years ago

I can hang up after I answer.

Sonic11 years ago

yes i would give him $100

burningtesticles8 years ago

Id make them listen to me eat

Starkweather10 years ago

Hello? Starving child? You will never know how fucking good this hamburger is!

Terminatorjugedmentday8 years ago

Yes the future of mankind must be delt with

Manglesavagedoge1019 years ago

Block caller and report junk

winnerinner10 years ago

triiing triiing yes hello ok bye

Epicgaming0386 years ago

I'll just pick up and hang up right after

Erdnuzbudderprod9 years ago

i tell him : USE THE MONEY YOU USE TO CALL ME 3 TIMES A DAY TO BUY A FCKING SNACK WTF

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