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Swagyman123 11 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

KimiMiku 7 months ago

Thats EXCATLY right brooooo

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whitelantern1313 10 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone 13 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming 5 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid 9 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonG 2 years ago

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

Jorsin Alkestes 13 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria 6 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Cameron Joseph Lentz 13 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson 8 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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Jeffrey Scott Bouchard 13 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas 9 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy 10 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Rachel Gonzalez 13 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH 10 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White 13 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez 13 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla 13 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c 13 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

sam_the_spooky_fan 2 years ago

i would accept and then hang up immediately

Lancetheking 10 years ago

why not use the money to feed them?

Vago del Lago 11 years ago

I don't have to hear it.

Millythecatlover 8 years ago

How does a starving child afford a cell phone.

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

I could use my normal income to give the child food?

Poncedeleon100 11 years ago

It's a touch choice but i'm not going to listen to a kid saying "I am going to die." and not be able to help them.

linda-from-accounting 9 years ago

Most starving people are in africa so I can eat kfc and not feel guilty cos all ill hear is *blablablablablabla*

vampireneko3 11 years ago

Ok simple spend the money on food for u but when you talk to the child get their name and address if possible and send them some food.

Jon Griswold 13 years ago

I dont have a soul so really i dont care

Fanchild 9 years ago

Then don't eat meals Just snack a lot

CheapSheep 11 years ago

I would spend the money on food, then give the food to the starving child

romanniko 12 years ago

I would troll him hard sumthin Mike eyyyy dawg i got EM Foods and you dont

19mcctre 10 years ago

You can only spend the money on yourself, you can't spend it then give it away, that makes Christmas horribly

dandyman 11 years ago

Yup I'd do it

LittleSpider13 5 years ago

Give 50 dollars to the starving child...

Themist 10 years ago

It said that you must except call after every meal not every you buy something

Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago

Send him food, question mark

Scamdean 10 years ago

I could send my own money to charity though

ActualDemon 11 years ago

send the starving child 100 dollars for food

BOTTON968 7 years ago

Answer say u have nothing then hang up

Chronus Lord Of Shadows 10 years ago

"If you got a phone, sell it and buy some food!"

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

I can spend on my interest in helping starving people!

MsFeminist 9 years ago

This is horrendous, why... why would you do this? You can't donate money or hangup the phone. You hear this childs voice or see the name, how could you live with this on your conscience?

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

It doesnt say you cant hang up right after you accept it. Also, who cares abot them? Chances are u dont know them. And if you"re that much of a bitch, use ur regular money you make anyway and donate THAT money to charity. Obvious loopholes.