Your car is sentient and can talk to you.
but
If you piss it off, it's going to get you into a crash.
I will not


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iTerminator07 9 years ago
*slams button sells car tells buyers to call it a dick when driving*

Gregottorry 8 years ago
My mind expload
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iceman9518 11 years ago
DONT PISS OFF THE CAR.

Hyltran 6 years ago
Many you piss it off by mistake?
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TrueGHD 10 years ago
Transformers being my favourite show, I would never piss off even a minion!

notnothuman 9 years ago
Please piss off all minions
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HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER 11 years ago
That would be similar to the movie Christine, except the car didn't try to kill the owner intentionally, that part was an accident.

Netanel Mullokandov 13 years ago
easy...dont piss off the car its like a transformer, would you make bumblebee feel bad?

notnothuman 9 years ago
the car is autism
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Icy witch 10 years ago
...Im An actual witch but I cant do that

Nightescence 9 years ago
stfu with your roleplaying bs
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Kakle107 11 years ago
Th I have Someone to rant to

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
What if the car has sever anger issues?

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago
Then the car would be an asshole, and (very likely) will kill you.
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Keith Horvath 13 years ago
Therefore injuring itself?

Lunapotter456 9 years ago
That would fill the car and just hurting you and with 50% chance of surviving but the car with a 0%chanxe of surviving...

Kylie McPherson 13 years ago
Just dont annoy it. Simple.

Timelypat 9 years ago
Why would I want a sentient car? That sh*t is terrifying!

crazymofo111 10 years ago
Point out that the car would get hurt too

Jibanyan 11 years ago
Both downsides?

yiwang 9 days ago
但是我没车：）

Gbruhman44 11 years ago
Why kill itself? Just find a new driver by ejecting the current driver

Drwaffle23 7 years ago
But that would make it kill itself

PressButton623 9 years ago
May or may not have to switch cars if this were to happen.

tammen 11 years ago
I will piss it off at some point I can't help it.

Fred J. 12 years ago
Suicidal car much?

Callum02/12/2004 11 years ago
Wered I won't annoy him. Lol😆

Hunter Minyard 13 years ago
So basically injure itself in an attempt to hurt you? Eh, worth it.

Chocolatepig101 9 years ago
I would love my car we would be best mates

SOOODA 3 years ago
kachow

scarletwolfgamer100 10 years ago
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534l\\\\l 11 years ago
Whats the upside of talking to it in the first place?

PikaPika! 10 years ago
Eh im taking the risk

SexFaceD 12 years ago
transeformers robots in disguise, auto bots roll out!!

AceQueen18 8 years ago
lol! Just don't piss it off in the first place.

Karl Schoeler 13 years ago
Idk, a female car may just perceive an offense... jk ladies jk

TheRealSans 9 years ago
if you piss off the car y will have a bad time!

Carlos_99 11 years ago
That sounds pretty much like an old English movie I saw

Strangegirl 11 years ago
Just get in another car to drive in and talk with the other one

eddsworld girl 10 years ago
My car would be a truck so we'd be cool

I Ended Up in This Website 11 years ago
Be nice :).

Dark22 6 years ago
Jokes on the car he is gonna die too

asdguy00 12 years ago
Drive home safely if drunk in case you are a partyface!!!

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Yas, another way to commit suicide

RedSceptile 11 years ago
I don't even have a car

TheGamePIN 9 years ago
Petrolheads suddenly like this button.

TheGamePIN 9 years ago
Or drive a Saab cause its indestructible and too slow to crash badly.

JustRidiculous73 11 years ago
I don't care, i'm a survialist! I live on pee.

Shyler Siders 13 years ago
i already talk to my truck so now she will talk back :)

SwissCheese 2 years ago
If cars wasn't made by Disney.

EmilysDreamWorld 10 years ago
I piss people off easily can't be much harder for me to accidentally piss off a car

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago
Yikes!!! 🙄

pink sheep 10 years ago
I don't own a car

Violent angel 13 12 years ago
I'm to lovable to piss of a car

WhatsInAAName 11 years ago
My car probably hates me, so no!!

RazorSB 10 years ago
I have no car and I will see it as my best friend when I do get one

Turtle_Power 11 years ago
Vnb

catlol100 11 years ago
😈😈😯😯
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