You become a pokemon trainer and the world is populated by pokemon
but
the pokemon have a life span of 1 year
I will not


TropicalPancakes9 years ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT! PRESS THE BUTTON! CAUSE REMEMBER? THE SHOW HAS BEEN GOING FOR LIKE 20 YEARS, BUT ASH IS STILL TEN. SO IF THAT IS HOW THE TIME WORKS A YEAR IN POKEMON WOULD BE LIKE 20 EARTH YEARS SO FUCK YES I WILL PRESS THE BLOODY BUTTON.

Dannybionic2 years ago
More like 999999 earth centuries
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McNuggets Suck9 years ago
Max revive

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Revives only work on fainted pokemon lol

LAM3W31RD07 years ago
Eh, there are multiple Pikachus. Plus, Pokémon trainers never age! So going by that logic, gotta catch em all!

Fylament9 years ago
So, pokemon go.

Danah Magolhado12 years ago
At least they would exist. Gotta make every minute count.

Wolfhound19 years ago
lol yeah atleast they would be alive
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Mlg420Noescope7 years ago
Not to bad. What if pikachu SUCKS?

XavierHarley7 years ago
Simple take a picture of every single pokemon within one year

Lavacreeper578854478 years ago
Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup

Rulan1258 years ago
Im not a pokemon fan sooo

Blue648 years ago
I am also an expert Pokémon Breeder, I will gather all of the Ditto and there will be endless Pokémon, I will have them refer to me as Arcaeus.

Aulain8 years ago
They still reproduce doe

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
I'll only regret this when my Mew and Entei die... Then I'll join Team Rocket

ShadowMarco8 years ago
JOKES ON YOU!!! i'll be a Ghost-Type trainer, and Ghost Pokemon are laready dead pokemon so, free pokemons :D

CoolAlligatorBoy2 years ago
That"s cool man.But i got a question: But are ghost types pokemon really alive? if yes, aren't they technically zombies? if no, at what point do they die in their eggs?

DaDerpedDerp8 years ago
A year is a long time, plenty of time to fill some boxes of Pokemon you love, and when one dies you can just replace it

Warlord20809 years ago
With technology we can expand pokemon age to at least 80 years

lol master699 years ago
make them fuck for more magikarps

PuerStanky9 years ago
Catch Dialga, make it reverse time so it's normal lifespan instead of 1 year.

CoolAlligatorBoy2 years ago
PuerStanky"s Iq: 5000
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Icariu9 years ago
Yep *grab lightning stone*

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
LEVEL UP. QUICK. the world will be ours.....until you die then it's mine.

DarkEevee28 years ago
Dud, I can do anyfing I want, wath out for me.
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Kym Lalama12 years ago
If it was a Nuzlocke, that'd be quite a long stretch. *press*

silkyjack7 years ago
I hate pokymon

MyMom649 years ago
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Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Video game time is different than real time.

Chris Gorham12 years ago
Who cares? Next!

Random_User_85009 years ago
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Ryujin no yukin9 years ago
Who cares it would literally be pokemon in real life

coolerdogpond12last year
Help guys, a racoon broke into my house and he stole all the nintendo switch (tm) games! Someone pls help quick I need my switch games! HE ALSO TOOK ALL THE ONE PIECE MANGA! HELP!!!!!!!

Rainbowgirl339 years ago
better than nothing

crusher4148 years ago
Bye ill be press ing this button for the next 10000 years. Yeaaaaaa boiiiii

WhiteTone9 years ago
USE THE CORPSES AS SEX TOYS

xdStringchez4 years ago
The main character in Pokémon never ages witch means time never passes so ur Pokémon never die. smort

Rabines9 years ago
I hate pokemon...

MegaSpeedTrap18 years ago
But in the Pokémon reality, time doesn't really move as quickly. For Pokémon, all life goes through one of their years as like 30-50 of our years. So really, they"d live a pretty long time.

guest242411 years ago
at the rate that they're bred in game, that sounds about right.

patetohunter9 years ago
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL within a year, POKEMON

pokeythechicken8 years ago
I hate Pokemon.

Imad Hraiz12 years ago
If i exist alongside pokemon, it's not to enslave them or make them fight. Even less to shorten their lifespans

gerald wilson9 years ago
Max revive

JohnHancockHere7 years ago
Death is apart of life

TacoNightFury9 years ago
They'd still exist

SWAG_MUDKIP9 years ago
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WBGrock9 years ago
not really a fan of pokemon.... is 1 year their whole life cycle? born, raised, evolve, breed, die?

RIKITY9 years ago
They are guaranteed a poker for a year ..

TrueRenegade8 years ago
Upside?

katbug31319 years ago
I think it would be fine train the same pokemon under tjat one once you evole it then once the original dies you have the same trained pokemon

wartsandshorts9 years ago
fuck pokemon

mecaaaaat4 years ago
give them a immortality potion

demolition2259 years ago
and by the way pokemon stand for pocket monsters in japanese

Kawaii_forever9 years ago
I actually don't watch Pokemon...PLS DON'T YELL AT ME

ShadowMarco8 years ago
i don't watch it, BUT i PLAY it
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MasonJeffo6 years ago
Poggers
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