Will You Press The Button?

rotciv 11 years ago

I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY 6 years ago

Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!

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Camille_Jamal1 last year

"if you shoot me, make sure it kills me"

235x0 3 years ago

Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic 11 years ago

Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Dumbass

Ave Productions 11 years ago

there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64 4 years ago

commissar suffocated in a wall

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov 11 years ago

I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

you got that right

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago

stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw 9 years ago

Death to the empire

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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi21 8 years ago

Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"

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chris ain't dat good 11 years ago

No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY 9 years ago

What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger 9 years ago

Is this Star Wars?

Imbion 9 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago

And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma 9 years ago

I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP 10 years ago

Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf 10 years ago

*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming 9 years ago

*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet 10 years ago

I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

He'll still shoot you because the button says so.

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Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin 13 years ago

umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron 10 years ago

Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

This commissar shoots like Greedo!

DarthCool 9 years ago

I am now the commander of the Galactic Empire. I have been given many awards for being the best stormtrooper to wield a blaster.

RebornLT 11 years ago

I guess there was a commissar behind the commissar who would shoot the commissar if he shot at me

AshGaming 10 years ago

I pick the all female regiment!

AlkiarAin 11 years ago

I'm immortal and can't be killed bitch

motorcycle 3 years ago

Okay, so why should you take the time to read the comments on this boring question?

OliviaTheGreat 11 years ago

MY WAFFLE WILL DIE FOR ME

Thisguy! 11 years ago

U is right

Ghost.023 10 years ago

Sorry I won't serve Britten

Robin Guten Nylander 13 years ago

The catch is the but part wont come true if I dont press the button

Goldenunicorn4211 6 years ago

No there isn't, because if you press I'm not the button"s invalid and nothing it says it"s right so the downside is a lie.

dudebro101 11 years ago

Hail Ceaser

Discordian 8 years ago

what if I am next to a wall

Madi560 11 years ago

Just hit the home button and you want have to answer the question

LuckyFan 9 years ago

It is not cowardice, but logic, that I press "I will not!" since I do not know which Empire this button refers to. If that is a crime, then I'll die for it. Commissar, fire when ready. *still alive* Oh, well then.

oliver 11 years ago

Ahhhhh shit I'm dead

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

There's a wall behind me.

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

We're not just going to shoot the bastard We're going to cut our their living guts And use them to grease the treads of our tanks We're going to murder those lousy bastards By the bushel