Will You Press The Button?

rotciv 11 years ago

I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY 6 years ago

Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!

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Camille_Jamal1 last year

"if you shoot me, make sure it kills me"

235x0 3 years ago

Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic 11 years ago

Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Dumbass

Ave Productions 11 years ago

there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64 4 years ago

commissar suffocated in a wall

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov 11 years ago

I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

you got that right

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago

stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw 9 years ago

Death to the empire

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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi21 8 years ago

Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"

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chris ain't dat good 11 years ago

No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY 9 years ago

What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger 9 years ago

Is this Star Wars?

Imbion 9 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago

And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma 9 years ago

I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP 10 years ago

Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf 10 years ago

*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming 9 years ago

*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet 10 years ago

I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

He'll still shoot you because the button says so.

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Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin 13 years ago

umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron 10 years ago

Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

This commissar shoots like Greedo!

PatterTheNot 5 years ago

Uhh… I’m in a bed ._.

snowewhisper 11 years ago

For the glory of the Emperor

ChrisJ 9 years ago

well if i dont press the button then nothing happens

MajesticCookie 11 years ago

no thx.

RedTheFox 10 years ago

There"s no commissar because he died.

dovakin 12 years ago

I WILL DIE FOR MY EMPORER

Dylandubh 9 years ago

Still alive. Bad aim commissar

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

It says he'll shoot you. It doesn't say he'll fail to shoot you.

DadCatra 11 years ago

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Coolcon 10 years ago

*Ducks then stabs my machete into his arm and takes his gun*

Noah Egler 13 years ago

OMG WARHAMMER!!!!!

RAJgamer 8 years ago

It said u are given the chance to be a storm trooper. I ain’t taking that chance, no thanks.

ag3nt_stampe 11 years ago

gg m8

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

The only thing behind me is a wall. A wall on the second floor of my house. Goodbye commissar.

Doggy9000 9 years ago

?????????????

joris2710 11 years ago

TAKE THE BULLET FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOT GABEN PLZ *dies*

Likigiur 11 years ago

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Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

Heck yes dieing in a Epic bloody blood bath and gain gloy and honor hech yes

TheHollowLord 11 years ago

I'm not dead

ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTakenARRRRRGGGGHHHH 10 years ago

You die either way...

immortalpoet 11 years ago

Fuck war and those who make it possible. At least I died refusing to be a warmonger.

Dickins 10 years ago

Well, that means you died refusing to fight for humanity against the forces that are attempting to wipe it out. Such forces being the Chaos Gods, the Orkz, the Tyranids, and the Necrons. You would rather see humanity be wiped out than fight. You're an outstanding citizen... not.