Will You Press The Button?

rotciv10 years ago

I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY5 years ago

Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!

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235x0last year

Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic10 years ago

Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE8 years ago

Dumbass

Ave Productions10 years ago

there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE642 years ago

commissar suffocated in a wall

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov10 years ago

I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson9 years ago

you got that right

TheRisingSun179 years ago

stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw8 years ago

Death to the empire

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I find all the loopholes9 years ago

But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi217 years ago

Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"

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chris ain't dat good10 years ago

No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago

What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger7 years ago

Is this Star Wars?

Imbion8 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot658 years ago

And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma8 years ago

I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago

Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP8 years ago

Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf9 years ago

*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming8 years ago

*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet9 years ago

I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness8 years ago

He'll still shoot you because the button says so.

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Cameron Christianson9 years ago

I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin12 years ago

umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron9 years ago

Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

This commissar shoots like Greedo!

The Questionable Girl9 years ago

53 % Who did not press! I have a message! YOU ARE PUSSYS JUST DODGE IT OR KICK HIM

D YellowMadness8 years ago

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birdDemon10 years ago

Guess I'm dead then.

Roz9 years ago

Button presses don't count if coerced. Sorry. ;)

Sol Tyler12 years ago

RIP 5343 people that apparently didnt press..

ButtonGod7 years ago

I don't care about the empoer

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago

Hey, if you don't do anything, nothing happens!

STOP THE SPAM10 years ago

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Michael Dnrx GarduÃ±o12 years ago

There is a fuckin wall behind me :I

CTEJedi7 years ago

“Given the chance to” doesn’t mean you have to. LOOPHOLE

dog3pwner9 years ago

I don't really want to press this button also who cares if I get shot. Wear a bullet proof jacket.

Dickins9 years ago

Okay, a modern-day bullet proof jacket. Against a gun from the 41st Millennium. I think I know what wins.

OliviaTheGreat9 years ago

MY WAFFLE WILL DIE FOR ME

Thisguy!9 years ago

U is right

DarthCool7 years ago

I am now the commander of the Galactic Empire. I have been given many awards for being the best stormtrooper to wield a blaster.

RebornLT9 years ago

I guess there was a commissar behind the commissar who would shoot the commissar if he shot at me

AshGaming8 years ago

I pick the all female regiment!

AlkiarAin10 years ago

I'm immortal and can't be killed bitch

motorcycle2 years ago

Okay, so why should you take the time to read the comments on this boring question?

Ghost.0238 years ago

Sorry I won't serve Britten

Robin Guten Nylander12 years ago

The catch is the but part wont come true if I dont press the button

Goldenunicorn42114 years ago

No there isn't, because if you press I'm not the button"s invalid and nothing it says it"s right so the downside is a lie.

dudebro1019 years ago

Hail Ceaser

lopsidedhead9 years ago

There's a wall behind me.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

We're not just going to shoot the bastard We're going to cut our their living guts And use them to grease the treads of our tanks We're going to murder those lousy bastards By the bushel

Discordian7 years ago

what if I am next to a wall

Madi5609 years ago

Just hit the home button and you want have to answer the question

LuckyFan8 years ago

It is not cowardice, but logic, that I press "I will not!" since I do not know which Empire this button refers to. If that is a crime, then I'll die for it. Commissar, fire when ready. *still alive* Oh, well then.

oliver10 years ago

Ahhhhh shit I'm dead

Goopirah7 years ago

I'm still alive, this is blatant false advertisement.

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