Will You Press The Button?

Heraldi 2 years ago

op needs to do some self discovery, xoxo trans rights.

AngeLimaRain 2 years ago

How can I wash my hand if I pressed th button

HALLO10086 last year

从微观世界来说，人是无法碰到任何东西的

BTCCtsotE 2 years ago

How about the adopted?

yalushi 9 years ago

technically you can never touch yourself, all atoms keep their distance from each other (unless nuclear fusion happens)

Erika23456786543 2 years ago

I think they mean if you feel 2 parts of your body contacting one another. Also, they probably meant touching yourself inappropriately.

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goosifyed 3 years ago

upside?

DogeLol69 10 years ago

It's 2016 and I would like to identify as an attack helicopter. A very cute attack helicopter.

DuranKroeze 9 years ago

Noice

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago

Dude I have always sorta wanted to be a female. I'm not trans or anything I just sometimes want to be female.

loopholefinder6372 last year

same

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ThatAngryCatDemon 8 years ago

BITCH I WANNA BE MALE, MY FUCKING BF CAN JACK ME OFF

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

I hope that your regular BF is fine with your fucking BF jacking you off.

skye-ground 10 years ago

transgendered asexuals unite lmfao

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

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LupinOurLord 11 years ago

*is a non bianary member of society* umm no

DOCTORWHOWILLCOMEFORMEEEE 9 years ago

There are actually 87 genders right now....

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Pairo Dagron 13 years ago

if I'm a female that is substantially cuter than I am as a male, I can get anyone else to touch me whenever I want!

ArkoosDark 3 years ago

I would upvote this, but...

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Majin_Snake 10 years ago

I would become a girl, then I could do kinky lesbian stuff and even get paid for it. Win Win

98Unicorns 6 years ago

i dont have a gender sooooo

flzzzzy 6 years ago

dear god i need this

Gamevslogic 9 years ago

What if your nose is itchy. Imagine asking people " hey can you itchy my nose please"

Heyzombie 9 years ago

You are all ready touching your self that means limbs have to be removed including the head

Addis 6 years ago

Gloves

mati6049 9 years ago

error 404: upside not found

i8toast 10 years ago

Changes into female. Becomes a whore. Makes money AND has sex!

SigurdCi 7 years ago

AND std"s

FireWiz04 11 years ago

is now a waifu and now has a male slave (i used to be a male) who will masturbate just for me, and send himself into a dungeon, he is now my boy toy.

Muefin 5 years ago

Why just why

CheapSheep 11 years ago

I'll get someone else to touch me *wink*

aidyn 11 years ago

i can someone else to touch me

EternalLuiz 10 years ago

Must . Scratch . The . Mosquitoe . Bite .

Toffii 9 years ago

well i even don't touch myself so,where"s the downside?

Pokefan123 9 years ago

No upside

SherlockH-221B 9 years ago

But wait........ if I'm trans, wouldn't that be good?

BoCo365 10 years ago

I"d be a cute girl, and I don't masterbate anyway

WatermeloneQueen 10 years ago

I can just imagine myself as a guy now.

Mohmmadede 11 years ago

I dont gove a shaut

SirTurtle 11 years ago

Fuck that

AmyDiaz 11 years ago

No boys suck

Kar.Is.The.Star 11 years ago

If I become substantially cuter, then I can get other's to touch me!

keyrnda 11 years ago

God! Of course not

Akram 11 years ago

This is a loose loose, no thank you

MichaÅ‚ Titienko 13 years ago

No touch = no fun xD

TheBanditCactus 9 years ago

Call me a perv, but yeah not touch no fun. I wouldn't be able to play with mah titties.

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The_Overrated_One 12 years ago

._. toughest question on this site.

Endertato 12 years ago

For all the guys who said yes... Just wait a month

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago

I am quite happy being a girl thank you very much lol

Fallen_Angel8979 8 years ago

Just think, NO MORE PERIODS

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Braiden Pearson 13 years ago

Solution back scratcher

Kyla Seirra Mae Carrillo 13 years ago

tht was the whole reason i wanted to be a dude

PipisEnjoyer1997 last year

Where upside

DoctorPonyPotter 11 years ago

What if Im itchy... on the bottom of my foot or my butt....... lord, no thanks.

CocoDemain 9 years ago

i don't really want to be a guy.........

TheLeg 10 years ago

I Need To Touch Myself If I'm Femeale

billybob 11 years ago

Who touches themselves

APH-k-idol 10 years ago

LOL I'm bigender, what will happen?

justapro55555 4 years ago

no no no nononononnononononono nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Evolved-T-Rex 8 years ago

I'm fine with being a straight guy I (There are only two genders change my mind)

Zilverwingz 11 years ago

if i became a boy.. how could i pee normally?

Molly Brown 11 years ago

But you would acsedently toch your self in slep so does that mean you get an electric sock or something?

JTF 12 years ago

Technically, you never touch yourself anyways because the electrons in your atoms repel each other and they never actually touch. like a pair of magnets both set to negative, but on a microscopic level loophole achieved

enderflame 11 years ago

-_- ur science loophole is denied

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