Will You Press The Button?

You have the biggest dick imaginable

but

you cannot have sex

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Jesus-Christ last year

ermm.... nothing changed...

WBGrock 11 years ago

If it is the biggest dick IMAGINABLE.... you could wipe out the galaxy turning a corner.

Joe1996 9 years ago

It would keep getting bigger each time some asshole imagines something bigger

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Savagee 11 years ago

Do blowjobs count? Cuz if not theres no point.

Heatedtesticle 10 years ago

Right hand do your work

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Muefin 5 years ago

Penis is a funny word

Oakstormftw 11 years ago

Uh no... I don't want to be a dude

NotRealyHere 6 years ago

You sure about it? Its awesome

SoullessPsychopath 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL FUCKING LAUGHING*

BrownieDreamer 5 years ago

Mood *Ace demon laugh*

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

What's the point of having something if you can't use it?

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

Your comment matches your pic.....

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago

Wow! Look at this huge dick you'll NEVER USE

pinkcutediamond YT 11 years ago

NO EVEN IF I WAS A BOY NO THAT FUCKIN NASTY

sqeaky button 11 years ago

IMA WHIP MA NEW DICK ACROSS THE GLOBE N DESTROY EVERY SINGLE LIVING ORGANISMS. EVERYONE WILL CARVE "DEATH BY HUGEASS DICK" ON THEIR GRAVESTONE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Andrea Jo Fettig 13 years ago

it will be weird for a girl

heatfromfire 5 years ago

wdym itd be weird im a girl and i have a huge cock! its actually just slightly above average but i thought itd be funny to say that

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

How would that even work I seen imagination is infinite so...

PlatyPouss 11 years ago

Two downsides

JaneDoe 8 years ago

I’m a girl and pushed the button... FEMINISM!

LoneDragon 8 years ago

What in the actual hell is this question >_>

belle29 9 years ago

why do people always assume that everyone on this website is male

Button7X3 9 years ago

What the fuck is this question?

WBGrock 10 years ago

Maybe I can't have sex, but I can smack Neptune with my dick.

Animeprotagonist 8 years ago

What about Uranus.

Ggamer 10 years ago

What"s the good thing about it

VenomousCompany 10 years ago

Neither, mountain dew and then you got a deal

POKEMON GIRL53 10 years ago

I'm a girl so... Nooooo

Renicus5000 10 years ago

im a grl) BUT THEN WHATS THE POINT?!??!

dwray20 10 years ago

im a girl

Myself123 10 years ago

I'm a female. No, just no

MagicSpyglass 10 years ago

IM A FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T NEED MALE PARTS XDDD

girlygamer0710 10 years ago

Lol I Don't Even Have A Dick In The First Place So Im Not Gonna Press The button

TemmieArmor 10 years ago

I'm a girl?

mostar123 10 years ago

im a girl

MetaKnightFangirl 11 years ago

im a girl so hell no

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago

Why don't you want a boner?

mlgpi 11 years ago

I already have the biggest dick

Drewmazing 11 years ago

Ahhh, people like this should be band from the interwebs

Mohammad N. AlArbash 13 years ago

I can rape

BiaJ_0313 4 years ago

what the fuck is wrong with you!?

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Geoff Kodiak Paterson 13 years ago

I don't see how this would be a positive in any light. Average to a little above average is WAY more than enough.

Dylan James Lee 13 years ago

no duh, Sherlock!

Maggie 12 years ago

Average is enough. 8+ would hurt like hell. So they guys that pressed it must want to compensate.

DOMination6969 4 years ago

Then what"s the point of it?

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago

This would be my worst nightmare!

writerspartyqueen 9 years ago

I'm a female, if my username ain't obvious

sassygirl 11 years ago

I'm a girl and I don't want to be carring half my weight so

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

I AM A GIRL!

Fair_cat44 9 years ago

Why are they always assuming you are male?!!!??

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

Does this mean I'd grow a penis? And if so would the process hurt?

wafersrcool 10 years ago

YOU can't have sex. What if someone else has sex with you?

Robert Kachyckyj 13 years ago

HEY THERE BLOWJOBS

nnaahhmmaann 6 years ago

anyone think having a large dick will be so fucking desgusting

SlipperySam 11 years ago

If you had a dick that big, you would not even be able to have sex with a human. A horse or a cow maybe.

densch 8 years ago

only clicked yes cause surely people will find a loophole for me again :-)

rogelio 11 years ago

Esto es contradictorio

aklesh3 9 years ago

It makes sense if you have the biggest dick imaginable you couldn't have sex.

Pommesbudenwerfer 10 years ago

Dont matters had sex...Wait wut?

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