You will sound like Max Payne, and can think of metaphors on a whim.
but
You have to have a dumb smirk on your face with your eyes squinted as far as you can permanently.
I will not


MLGeater9 years ago
im asian

asheropmanoplast month
same i am chinese
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TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago
plastic surgery bam problem solved

Fastah9 years ago
Lol so true

miggip297 years ago
is it dumb that i dont know who max payne is?

Kamek714 years ago
I don't know who he is so I"d say it isn't

LordofLogic9 years ago
So i become Vin Diesel with max paynes voice.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
I see what you did there.

Jack david9 years ago
The explosion in my apartment had started a fire. The flames couldn't burn away my past. They only made the shadows behind me leap higher

Baxter Morrison12 years ago
win win

Peteza8 years ago
Obviously
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AssHar8 years ago
Damn it! The Asians get a bail out of jail free card for this one!

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
This would be so good for English class.

wisecrack39 years ago
This button is more fake than a... hold on a sec

nperson19 years ago
So Brock?

Search_Darth_Samsz_On_Youtube9 years ago
my girlfriend would hate that.

Dellard8 years ago
I don't want to be max Jap

DragonPlayzYT9 years ago
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Night Cat9 years ago
So basically keep my current face. Okay.

Mai-chan8 years ago
Why did I read the downside and think, "Koro Sensei? Is that you?"

Rudolf_Schenker10 years ago
As long as my life won't get as fucked up as Max's, I'm game.

ApocalypseGaming9 years ago
HELL YEAH, DUMB SMIRKS ARE COOL!

#SPOOKY!9 years ago
Oh I have an idea... YOU CAN GET PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

Panifex7 years ago
Who"s Max Payne? Is he a rapper or singer or something?

DWindsor499 years ago
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GeanRichard8 years ago
That"s my face any way.

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JunebugPokemon9 years ago
That was beautiful

dinolord sonic9 years ago
i dont know who max payne is... and no way im crossing my eyes after last time

goodman10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pluerose8 years ago
"I cant see"

Superbomber12349 years ago
So, Asian Max Payne?

Xanderiah9 years ago
I love this one,XD

SMF644 years ago
so a troll face?

Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
Ummmm upside??!!!???!!!???!!!

Knightmare Slayer9 years ago
if u asian CAN u even squint ur eyes anymore cause im asian and i want answers

Timmmmy9 years ago
Why

NatureMaster649 years ago
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MemeKing6407 years ago
what if i think of a metaphor that magics my eyes back?

HenryWong1229 years ago
Hrrrrrrrnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!

Wigiman97029 years ago
Mt friend says yes cause he is Asian

drsex2 years ago
lightskin stare always

AssassinBoi8 years ago
I'm Asian, if I squinted I would close my eyes, -_-

Nathan Ho12 years ago
because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

Slyde9 years ago
This is my life

Bonnie The Bunny9 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK DUMB!!

MemeKing6407 years ago
my only downside is the eyes i already have a dumb smirk on and i love it

Undertale4me8 years ago
I'm Asain. This is racist for the squinting crap.

MysticShadow71029 years ago
I think i will pass...
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