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Scarlet9139 years ago

Just a casual chainsaw accidentðŸ˜‚ happens all the time

Destructer2463 years ago

I was thinking the same thing

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago

With no limbs, I'd be like a potato. And I would be the queen of the world. ALL HAIL QUEEN POTATO

Migdin18 years ago

Nu, ur king, gurl potatoe

NinjaNAH8 years ago

3 CHEERS FOR THE POTATO KING!

DragonEXE8 years ago

Damn you, Texas

ShadowMarco8 years ago

well, i always knowed that i was going to die by a chainsaw"s fault so... no downside for me

MDarkKing16547 years ago

Have new ones sergecly added or have robotic implants no prob

NiftyChibi7 years ago

"No prob"? Have you forgotten that you literally got into a chainsaw accident? You can replace your limbs, but the pain is still there.

GavinMayhew7 years ago

Become a cyborg

Jonnychu087 years ago

And that is how I look like dearth Vader kids

CoolNeonUnicorn8 years ago

Just become a fucking cyborg! Is king of the world you have power over everything!

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

so...get them replaced with... INFINITE SPAGHETTI ARMS

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

jk, probably make em robotic

tc5910928 years ago

robot arms and i can sit down for the rest of my life in a wheelchair

Stellunar668 years ago

oh shit, I CAN TAKE METTATONS SEXY LEGS and alphys can make me and MK arms, BAM, no downside

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

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Josh Turner12 years ago

I'd order my scientists to build me super strong robot limbs. No downside.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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LORD EMBREON9 years ago

But I a gurl

Migdin18 years ago

U becem a gril king man... gurl

DudeManManlyMan10 years ago

The world cannot have a king. It is made up of multiple Democracies, Communisms, Monarchies, Dictatorships, and so on, not one singular Monarchy. You would not be accepted by most

luna11 years ago

That doesn't sound like an accident to me... and I'm a girl

Samuel Menezes12 years ago

It's just a flesh wound! I still rule, plebs.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

I don't think people would worship a limbless fat greedy guy as a king...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

Dreadnaught armor

taranis27349 years ago

Why would anybody really WANT to be a king these days?..

Chainslayer7 years ago

Your head is technically a limb so you would just die.

some guy on the internet9 years ago

that sounds like something out of... I don't know but it sounds familiar

Mister-E8 years ago

I will take advantage of the scenario and move my consciousness into a life size robot based on Soundwave prime

mariox2009 years ago

one word: prosthetics

ScoobyDoo9 years ago

I am still the king but I love my body

HotSauceBear10 years ago

Where is the upside?

BoiledPotater9 years ago

I will order mechanics to make metal limbs 4 m3 it'll me awesome make a flamethrower arm

SURVIV0Ryt4 years ago

Whose elses ad is in the way of the button cuz it is super annoying?

Jane Richardson12 years ago

So basically what Darth Vader was trying to become

Coolcon9 years ago

Tis but a scratch

Tsubaski9 years ago

HELL NO!

A Cosplayer9 years ago

JASON WHY?!?

Tigeyck 9 years ago

Isn't your neck considered a limb? You would die

GemBuster10 years ago

Then it will be a Metal Gear Revengeance scenario

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

if im king ill have servants

Jobama69last year

People forget women use this

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

Well... I AM THE KING NOW BURN AND FORBID EVERY CHAINSAW ON THIS WORLD

bakedeath8 years ago

NIEN

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

Double downside. Imagine how hard this would be.

WESTDOG5019 years ago

The neck is a limb. So your dead.

Xryeau9 years ago

No upside because of the ridiculous amount of stress!

William Lavelle12 years ago

someone would assassinate me.....

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