Will You Press The Button?

IamApparentlyLean last year

My mom would just block the number she blocks any number she doesn’t know

shuangmian last year

Yes.🤣🤣🤣

John Wolf 10 years ago

Who the fuck sends the text

TJOCcreation 6 years ago

Bernie Sanders, who is violently masturbating to the video he recorded.

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fitemelilgaiboi 11 years ago

Pfff message, i will call her and leave it on speaker.

Bob Bobington 11 years ago

Just kill your mom...

AmnesicGappy 6 years ago

Psycopath reflections

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Mellynoe 9 years ago

My mom would think it"s funny as hell. She literally writes smut so she can't complain too much :D

if69 10 years ago

Loop hole I have no mom

The_Eerie_Red_Light 11 years ago

I hate my mom so screw her she can suck an egg.

rickymanning 9 years ago

same

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

I can only see this as being completely hilarious.

jello-man 5 years ago

my mother is dead

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Keishon 10 years ago

My mom gives me condoms for my birthday. so I see no downside

Randomestnameofall 9 years ago

@shouhiro how would you know lol

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ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago

Take her phone during it, and after it's done, delete the message, and triple check that you deleted it.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot 9 years ago

SMASH YOUR MUMS ELECTRONICS THEN IT WON'T MATTER SO YES

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago

Asexual... again. These questions are getting boring.

Ewan Brain 13 years ago

Psssh, that's her problem.

Destruct 9 years ago

Vividly describing the act ............ of buying the groceries

Andrew Philip 13 years ago

Just take her phone >.>

Santiago D. PÃ©rez 13 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

Punk_Gurl94 6 years ago

I have seen multiple comments on various different websites and forums saying the EXACT SAME THING. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS COMMENT!!?!!!!!??!!??!?!

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TheDerpster124 10 years ago

My mom died when i was 5

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago

I'm sorry 😐

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Undertailor 10 years ago

Well, just borrow her phone and delete the text message

DILLONMLG 11 years ago

Mines dead

Jamey Burky 13 years ago

Unless if you live in Alabama, where you have sex with your mother (Incest joke)

Maypaws 5 years ago

As someone from Alabama, I gotta say that"s completely messed up and I could never, ever do that... I'm not lesbian! /hj (but for real what"s with all the alabama jokes)

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Luninini 11 years ago

Just take your moms phone and lend her your extra phone when you are about to have sex. Solved the problem easy. And if your mom is dead then i guess you are in luck when it comes to this, of course not about your mom being dead is lucky at all.

Aata 10 years ago

But then again what if the extra phone still gets it?

rly 11 years ago

who is texting her just tell her not to read them

Jonathan Lovett 13 years ago

Take ur moms phone

Nick Cirillo 13 years ago

Steal her phone.

Sebastian Kristoff Womack 13 years ago

"mom never open one of my text messages again"

abcx 10 years ago

Nobody said it's sent from your account.

Yecgaa 10 years ago

My mother don't have a phone.

JK_X 11 years ago

Just take her fhone

wfgxr last year

my mum will be proud of me

Loopiloop 11 years ago

its not from your phone you know. he wont beleve the stranger

MarianKitka 11 years ago

Wait untill she is dead then have fun lolz. Or grab her phone and block urself on it so she doesnt get it

WideLoad 4 years ago

dude, my mom´s dead

_anime_girl_117_ 10 years ago

HELL TO THE NO why would people want to have sex?

IdkTbh 10 years ago

So people like you can exist.

TheReilThing 12 years ago

Ha ha jokes on you my mom has no phone

KassyFrost 9 years ago

I can have sex with Robert Downey Jr and my mom sees what were doing via text. There is no fucking downside she wouldn't even answer probably....

dude, maybe? 11 years ago

*looks at phone* great he's at it again

Thecrow 10 years ago

Get a new phone if you are that desprate Still sex with anyone you like that is worth it

CheetahtheBoss 9 years ago

Wherected mask, the text won't describe who you are, she won't know

oldnotweak 11 years ago

my mom doesn't have a phone...............

LorenWasHere 10 years ago

She makes me feel like shit for things I didn't even do. And takes everything out on me. Payback.

Omni 11 years ago

My mom has a landline, can't receive texts

Imjusthereforsomereasonwithabutton 6 years ago

Orphans: I see this as an absolute win.

CaptainMolis 10 years ago

Stealing time

Kyle Towers 13 years ago

i love how the results are 50-50

MrPillowcase 7 years ago

I'll just take mom"s phone before it happens. Then delete that message

fiddelsticks 10 years ago

block her boom

Isamotte 9 years ago

my mom does not own a mobile

JustThisLoser 11 years ago

So she'd get a text of this---" "

weird is wonderful 11 years ago

My mom left me when I was to for drugs so not a problem for me

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago

well it didnt say that it came from MY number!

markzilla 11 years ago

i would just steal my moms phone and delete the text....its rly easy

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

Let her block that phone number :)

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