You will own the largest most profitable company in the world
but
You only get paid as much as a normal convenience store cashier
I will not


Electromagnetalast year
This is just a win, you can press the button and get paid a normal salary for doing nothing lol. even the downside is good lol

allanmari9 years ago
Why would you own the most profitable company if you won't earn that nuch?? Grrr

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
@ 8-9andsoonyearoldclevercommentorloopholerwinwin So, since your comment was from 5 years ago, that makes you either 13 or 14. Enjoy periods!
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euan3 years ago
simply make your company a chain of convenience shops, open millions upon millions of shops, and pay all of your cashiers millions, since your company will always remain profitable.

Draco28069 years ago
Hey, make your company something like Amazon and get ur stuff free XD. I dont need money, if I get everything free XD

PoisonisLife7 years ago
Of I did this I would just sell the company get a job that pays more buy my home and my car and then I would bye another start-up store because it said company not a business

K-Dawn9 years ago
Well, sure, that"s my SALARY... but the stock options!

InvrtXprt 9 years ago
More work and less money

Yukitai4 years ago
Consider it a free second job if you have a job, and a free job if you don't already. The money stacks you your other jobs idiots.

Titanfaller697 years ago
Make the company focus it"s efforts into something dope like colonizing Mars

Somerandomwizard7 years ago
1st, I’m paid for doing jack squat. Second, I will just take money out of the companies account. It is mine after all

Kecreeper7 years ago
Take the company"s money. Simple as that.

NikLMann7 years ago
Sell the company, live in wealth. Next

Dogamer4 years ago
I will put taxes to the workers to give me a little everyone xD

snidbert648 years ago
As owner of this company, I will increase my pay. :P

Slank9 years ago
If I own the company I can have it make a "charitable donation" to me.....

Woody3047 years ago
Um, I own the company, so I can decide how much money I get. No one else decides that

meatloave7 months ago
Stocks , retirement , company provided homes/cars/jets ect and million dollar stipends. Hell , I'll just donate my 'pay' to charity outright and claim the deduction.

abbadonthefallen9 years ago
sell the damn thing and get set up for life XD

MemeBreathingCunt9 years ago
Shit that's a good idea

abcx8 years ago
This would basically kill the entire world. If the most profitable company in the world just brought in as much money as a normal store cashier job, how much would then earn everyone else?

Button648383 years ago
Just have your workers pay you

HectorSoteloSesmero6 years ago
I al a kid so I will tell someone yo dos my Jon and I will have free money

Migdin18 years ago
In norway those guys make more money than most Americans, maybe

Kidin9 years ago
Fuck yes, BEST CANDY SHOP EVER.

jennapitts7 years ago
i pushed it! if ppl want to make deals with u u get the money from that

Yukitai4 years ago
Jokes on people with jobs, that"s a free job for all jobless people and they get paid for doing whatever they want (it could be a games-rating company, getting paid to play games and rate them)

GamePIN8 years ago
Where"s the profit going?

Oscarninja59 years ago
Doesn't say that it can be your only job

8bitlink9 years ago
forget money you can be famous they can get me stuff

meatloave23 days ago
I'll sell it to the highest bidder , net 100,000,000,000$ to 200,000,000,000$

Youyun2 years ago
以公司的名义购买,而不是自己购买。

AlexADK8 years ago
just sell the company

TheGiratina278 years ago
you"s at least be well known and powerful

JohnnyRock1995 years ago
If you own it then just sell out for billions and then bam you and your family never have to worry about money ever again

DATBOI_12957 years ago
people like me for having the biggest company ever. Forinstanst, seeing bill gates walking down the street would you run over and take a picture and say hi or just keep walking, i will be known all over the world just like microsoft.

autocar669 years ago
Maken no sence u get the most profitable company in the world and worden ur ass of to keep it that way and u dont get anything... show me the muny!!!

RohanSheppard7 years ago
C"mon where"s the plus side, where"s the funny twist

Akbiklast year
I only get paid from that job as a normal convenience cashier. I can do many things with my fame

NewWorldOrder1018 years ago
Its not worth it. If you only get minimum wage. Hell a waiters can get paid more if they get tipped enough. Even Starbucks baristas get paid more on average! When looking for a job. Financial security is pretty high on my list. I can even get more mony fr...[Show full comment]

SameMan68 years ago
Sell it, or raize your own pay.

Mamaischeese7 years ago
Sell the company

Endah6029 years ago
so, all i need is $15/Hour so i can eat mcdonalds and be able to stream to Twitch.tv and Youtube.com and i'm set to live, The $15/hour for food, and Vids for my house and everything

PENISPENISPENIS10 days ago
so make your company sell gold and then "steal" it and sell it, and since you own the company it's not even stealing it's YOUR property

Gonoroadlast year
Just sell it.

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
One of two things would happen; one, there will be a lot more convenience store cashiers, or two, the stock market crashes.

THETORTIOSE8 years ago
Very simple sell it for about 21 billion dollars some other company will buy it

Slitharia8 years ago
that is very smat idea bro/a

DaRealConMan5 years ago
Less work, more money. Win-win.

Tholomyes7 years ago
If I own the company, I could sell it to the next biggest company for a high price, and never have to work a day in my life anymore.

SeabassJames9 years ago
I'll own a normal convenience store chain and pay all of the cashiers really well.

Pyrodes7 years ago
Sell the comppany

Bear5last year
i would only sell JAPANESE goods, that way i can feel fulfilled even with my mediocre salary

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
You can sell the company ;)
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