Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Adult live is simple. Sit on couch watching tv, yelling at your wife to bring more beer. Simple as that. Wait a second... What if the remote is by the tv? You would have to... *gulp* g... Get... U... Up....

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

Taxes, kids, pets, or what if you don't have a wife?

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Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

The 'but' is already true, so no downside.

superE04 11 years ago

jokes on you i already consider suicide! (jk)

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago

Can you not?

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Catherine Xixi 13 years ago

I'm already at the second option. The first would just become a huuuuge bonus.

IHateTrained 6 years ago

ok emo tiktok gacha girl

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CommentingDevice 9 years ago

Except the second part if already true, so the first part would just help.. Oh wait, I'm not an adult either... FREE BUTTON PRESSING!

noobcreeper 4 years ago

Also not an adult good to see you fellow minors hanging arround and about and engaging in a rather mild amount of tomfoolery

Derpyspaghetti 10 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button! Misclick! Misclick!

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

What cause do I have to be suicidal if I was just relieved of an issue that normally makes you want to die just thinking about it?

SoGayICantSeeStraight 9 years ago

It"s called depression

FuturePurple 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I AM SUICIDE. i am sorry for any people who are considering suicide that read this.

jays 2 years ago

then please leave me alone please

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Anime_Lum 9 years ago

Same I pressed the button cause I already have suicidal thoughts

KyleNewman 9 years ago

I already consider suicide

BookWorm1322 9 years ago

Those who have posted that you "already consider it", please don't commit it!

Gamba_Craft 10 years ago

This is contradiction

PostOfficeTuna 11 years ago

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NobodySpecial 6 years ago

I was always considering suicide. I mean, who tf wants to be old, amirite? Just die young and happy and be remembered as such!

pdharr 10 years ago

who cares i already think of suicide

SethPalmer 9 years ago

No downside

Lama Gaming 11 years ago

Suicide is a horrible thing that takes lives no one should press the button

Leafshade 12 years ago

That's not very normal.

reece rooney 11 years ago

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Nickey Summers 10 years ago

Wth

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

I ma already considering suicide.. ._.

Zombiefreak 10 years ago

Idk why people are always depressed I mean theres plenty to do in life so u dont have to think about death :|

Bitcholos 10 years ago

It"s hard to understand if you never were (or are) depressed by yourself...I really don't know how to put it into words. With depression everything feels numb and it"s really rare to even feel one emotion. At one point you just stop caring about everything, wether you"re alive or not.

Grand melon 11 years ago

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Etherealross 9 years ago

well..

Shabcarb Lane 13 years ago

Yup, second already happening so might as well have the first =P

gennerx 11 years ago

How is that simple?

jtownsend 10 years ago

This is contradictory (in a way).

AaronTheMan234 11 years ago

I don't need adult life to be simple because I am a kid

LemonPoppyMuffin 11 years ago

Holy copypasta...

GingerCat 6 years ago

I already consider suicide I would probably never do it but I consider it

Doge1336 10 years ago

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Watermelonman 9 years ago

Listen up, guys. (Hello, my name is watermelonman and blah whatever) Are we any better if we kill the murderers? Are we any better if we rob a thief? Are we any better if we eat a cannibal? No, we"re not. If we start spreading this, it will just get worse.... [Show full comment]

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Toothbanger 9 years ago

If adult life was simple could I not think about death"????????????????????????

Charmingswanmills 11 years ago

Already at second one so first one would just be a good extra

Leafshade 12 years ago

It says you consider it forever, that means you never do it. Ever. You are immortal.

Reign 11 years ago

im already at it it, whats the downside?

AlphaLlama 10 years ago

That's not simple

Cobalt Kiser 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]