Will You Press The Button?

Mammot 3 years ago

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinstead 3 years ago

~<|: c)

Fazbacon 11 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohello 3 years ago

Favorite reference

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DiaperGrenade 9 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash 7 years ago

Epic reference

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Jaelin Williams 13 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap 6 years ago

Seriously

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Josap 6 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap 6 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

IHateYellow 7 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap 6 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank 7 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman 9 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob666 9 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice 10 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire1309 10 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx 10 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life 11 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy 13 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley 13 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher 9 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary 13 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

Sho99 7 years ago

What I don't get it

100rage 11 years ago

wtf i dont understand

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

I know this isnt related but why the fuck are there comments from FORTY SEVEN YEARS AGO!?!! WE'RE THERE EVEN COMPUTERS!?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF BIG?!?

KDigityDog 11 years ago

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Disco_Turtle 9 years ago

there changing the questions not the answers

yyc6666 last year

我可以不问，但我不能没有这个能力

Caleb Beck 13 years ago

Ask only true or false questions

AjvarNinja 11 years ago

Why not?

Inline2 10 years ago

Just don't ask what the meaning of life is. We already know that. It"s 42

sky lord the thinker 11 years ago

whats the point also this doesnt make sense add a button for that

Memo2447 6 years ago

There are so many misteries in the universe you cant fit all the answer in a lifetime

Baughg1 10 years ago

Just don't ask all da question

Gaboseries 11 years ago

Me: Universe, how are you? Universe: ... Me: The universe cannot speak right? Universe: ... :(

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago

wot

Triple_X 9 years ago

Me: Universe, if god believes that no one created him, does that make him an atheist?

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago

Then get those answers

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

How do I talk to the universe?

Qbone 11 years ago

So confusing

mudafuckingdickhead 11 years ago

i does not matter if the question changes. "does my girlfriend love my" "does my girlfriend really love my?" question changed, go on

Melanie7526 10 years ago

Honestly this doesn't seem much different from real life. It is the nature of science that answers only raise new questions.

MisterMustachio 9 years ago

What does this even mean?

DancingLlama 10 years ago

It's impossible to answer all the question, so there isn't any problem with pressing. :D

whatshername 11 years ago

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FRZN25 11 years ago

Just don't get all the answers. Just get all but one answer

xang9527 3 months ago

朝闻道，夕死可矣。

asdguy00 12 years ago

Dont ask why is 2+3=dicks

BellaTheSingingDemon 9 years ago

Everyone knows that the answers to everything is 42!

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Well I already know the answer, but okay.

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

Go with B

Mistress Toucha 11 years ago

I'm good friends with the universe so i can ring her whenever i have questions already.

Marcos_Perez_ 10 years ago

This is so stupid

Masked_Katz 11 years ago

Just don't ask ever single frick'in question there is... if that's even possible.

StevenUniverse 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

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