Will You Press The Button?

Mammotlast year

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinsteadlast year

~<|: c)

Fazbacon9 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohellolast year

Favorite reference

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DiaperGrenade7 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash6 years ago

Epic reference

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Jaelin Williams12 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap5 years ago

Seriously

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Josap5 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap5 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

IHateYellow6 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap5 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank6 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman7 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter7 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob6667 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice8 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire13099 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx9 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life10 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy12 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley12 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher8 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary12 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

kat:)9 years ago

Unless you want to change some part of the world or kill someone, I feel as though this wouldn't be very useful for most situations why would you set out to know the answer to something when that will no longer be the answer?

IHateYellow6 years ago

Ask a yes or no question, example: is good real?

Rude8 years ago

Really poorly worded.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yeah...

MineDak0ta7 years ago

Ask god to make the universe and people live forever and to not change the question you ask

Shouhiro9 years ago

well fuck the universe.

spasticVocalist10 years ago

what does this even mean

Skypresser4049 years ago

*presses* "what's the universe made of?" *turns into pug*

TorrentialChaoss2 months ago

Didn’t even realize this was a HGTTG reference lol

Jessica Ray12 years ago

Leave a few questions that do not really matter unanswered. Then I would use my knowledge to solve world issues.

Nijja8 years ago

Then whats the point?

Josap5 years ago

Ok so let see

Potat8 years ago

Better than nothing at least you get some answer

ockeybuto9 years ago

The answer is just 42

BossifulGamer42 9 years ago

I'll just leave a few questions unanswered

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

But that is how science works...

Beef10 years ago

This is one tough decision.Good job on the question.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Whaaa???

DemonZelie8 years ago

Ask yes/no questions so that when your done you just change from yes to no

GoldenRedSSJXavier79 years ago

Great job I've always wanted to know what's in this fucked up world

ASAP693 years ago

Is anyone still on this app

NotThatGuy8 years ago

Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy?

Scooper9 years ago

I'm confused...

irishdragon59 years ago

I ask for all the important ones. I leave questions such as "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Center of a Tootsie pop?" in the air for all eternity.