You will never feel depressed or anxious again
but
you will lose two random fingers
I will not


Maharidlast year
Whit my luck i will lose the index and middle o right arm.

ShunAkiyama9 months ago
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Boeing 7479 years ago
but planes dont have fingers

TinaLucia2 years ago
Then you'll lose your wings
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supahdude39 years ago
If it isn't my middle fingers then I don't care

Trump no makeup9 years ago
Thumdia your profile pic gives me life
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PHANastasia8 years ago
Man, I would give all my bloody fingers to just not feel this way anymore :')

nomad8 years ago
I need my fingers but I get anxious AND depressed God damn it

bily bob9 years ago
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NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
I never realized there was a religion dedicated to Bill Cipher. Thanks, I hate the mere concept of it.

beep8 years ago
i feel like the only people who didnt press have never had depression and/or anxiety... they suck! goodbye left hand pinkie and ring finger!

Pyrodes7 years ago
I dont actaly know why i cant get depression or anxiety. Im lucky i guess

Cecilia Sanchez12 years ago
what if those two fingers are the cause of the depression and or anxiety?

buttonpresser56789 years ago
if i lose my middle finger there will be noone i would want to use it on

KingCobra427 years ago
Buy some chicken fingers, you'll have a lesser chance of losing some of your actual fingers

ElloThereNormies7 years ago
Just dont cut off my middle fingers

razzer_1207 years ago
Just don't be the middle fingers

KapuzinoAsasino8 years ago
What???

miwa8 years ago
Hm. Becoming depressed is seen as something up to interpretation. You may become sad, depressed, by the loss of the fingers, ordinarily. However, the upside might cancel even that: its downside

AnthonyBrann8 years ago
as long as its not my middle fingers

thealphabetaomega8 years ago
My middle finger is reserved for my girl, and my girl only...

AssHar8 years ago
I already don't feel depression or anxiety thank you very much.

Tricky8 years ago
For now

Zach Wu12 years ago
The power of prosthetics :\

Departmentof Transportation12 years ago
If I'm depressed or anxious it means they obviously weren't import fingers anyways.

Reuben PoPo Malone12 years ago
dat random tho. if it were both pinkies i dont care but i cant have it interfearing with my gameing

Jack Staniforth12 years ago
it does depend on the fingers

Jenny Golder12 years ago
I dunno about you but I like my fingers thank you very much.

Agent_D10 months ago
If RNG is on my side it'll be both of my pinkies

Furious destroyer 9 years ago
The only anxiety I have is in the exams XD

0Thanos06 years ago
Foot fingers problem solved

glitter125299 years ago
I need my fingers. ALL OF THEM. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY THE CLARINET WITHOUT ALL OF YOUR FINGERS.

PHANastasia8 years ago
I also play clarinet...What about prosthetics?

Migdin18 years ago
HA YOU THINK I WILL EVER FEEL DEPRESSED!!! I AM ALWAYS HAPPY!!!!! :-)))))))))

FoxDaSasha9 years ago
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jks3659 years ago
It's like you cut your legs for pain killers. Why?

mrpalmer9 years ago
I don't give a damn if I end up taking my own life. All I wanna do is some dope heavy deadlifts and I need all my fingers to do that.

ZoeySurvivor7 years ago
i can stop being like that without cutting off fingers

dern10 years ago
i acnt faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

CarterJohnson8 years ago
I play violin so i kinda need my fingers

AmberWolf7729 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

CrazyDodo698 years ago
Do toes count?

lyssastyles999 years ago
I don't enjoy feeling depressed or having anxiety so I don't care if I lose 2 fingers

CaffeineCream4 years ago
OH FUCK YES! AND I GET tO KEEP MY THUMBS THIS TIME-

Penguin_lover9 years ago
Then you lose Two more...

Lycanthrokeith9 years ago
I'm already on good anti-depressants.

Fuck the username101010 years ago
Get rid of the bad fingers!

Weird_Cat_Person8 years ago
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Kittenlover1017 years ago
Get 20 chicken fingers so it"s a low chance of it being your own fingers.

Ma'zago11 years ago
Nuuu I can't I'm an artist D:

vampireslayer1979 years ago
What happens if u lose all of ur fingers

jihugzftdr9 years ago
if they just disappear im in

Sherwyn Santos12 years ago
thumbs aren't fingers. what about the two for the pink and 1 for the stink though?

handsupdontshoot9 years ago
Do they apply to both hands or one? If they apply to one, who tf cares I have another hand, if they apply to both, who tf cares, there's a 1/10 chance it will affect your life because your thumb is basically the most important finger on your hand

DestinySong9 years ago
*SLAMS FIST ON BUTTON 9000 TIMES*

8nicolas89 years ago
I have 13 fingers anyway

AsuraShun5 years ago
Just buy fish fingers and pick 2 at random to lose by eating

Chloe_LuvsCats9 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]
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