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35699 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 58308 (62%) did not.
You will never feel depressed or anxious again
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you will lose two random fingers
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Boeing 747 11 years ago
but planes dont have fingers

Xuanzihuang last year
But the plane will not be depressed or anxious.
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Maharid 3 years ago
Whit my luck i will lose the index and middle o right arm.

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago
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supahdude3 11 years ago
If it isn't my middle fingers then I don't care

Trump no makeup 11 years ago
Thumdia your profile pic gives me life
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PHANastasia 10 years ago
Man, I would give all my bloody fingers to just not feel this way anymore :')

nomad 10 years ago
I need my fingers but I get anxious AND depressed God damn it

bily bob 10 years ago
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NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
I never realized there was a religion dedicated to Bill Cipher. Thanks, I hate the mere concept of it.

Cecilia Sanchez 13 years ago
what if those two fingers are the cause of the depression and or anxiety?

buttonpresser5678 11 years ago
if i lose my middle finger there will be noone i would want to use it on

beep 10 years ago
i feel like the only people who didnt press have never had depression and/or anxiety... they suck! goodbye left hand pinkie and ring finger!

Pyrodes 9 years ago
I dont actaly know why i cant get depression or anxiety. Im lucky i guess

KingCobra42 8 years ago
Buy some chicken fingers, you'll have a lesser chance of losing some of your actual fingers

ElloThereNormies 9 years ago
Just dont cut off my middle fingers

razzer_120 9 years ago
Just don't be the middle fingers

KapuzinoAsasino 9 years ago
What???

miwa 9 years ago
Hm. Becoming depressed is seen as something up to interpretation. You may become sad, depressed, by the loss of the fingers, ordinarily. However, the upside might cancel even that: its downside

AnthonyBrann 9 years ago
as long as its not my middle fingers

thealphabetaomega 9 years ago
My middle finger is reserved for my girl, and my girl only...

AssHar 10 years ago
I already don't feel depression or anxiety thank you very much.

Tricky 9 years ago
For now

Zach Wu 13 years ago
The power of prosthetics :\

Departmentof Transportation 13 years ago
If I'm depressed or anxious it means they obviously weren't import fingers anyways.

Reuben PoPo Malone 13 years ago
dat random tho. if it were both pinkies i dont care but i cant have it interfearing with my gameing

Jack Staniforth 13 years ago
it does depend on the fingers

Jenny Golder 13 years ago
I dunno about you but I like my fingers thank you very much.

Andrastos 11 years ago
38% not experienced depressions or anxiety. I would give a whole hand for that, what are 2 fingers?

Username69 10 years ago
Fucking wishing for the pinkies

MrLoomis42 11 years ago
Depression and anxiety are natural human emotions. If you get rid of them, that will be weird and unnatural. Plus you'll be missing two fingers.

Pescos-Vegetarian-Babe 9 years ago
Anything to get rid of my severe chronic anxiety and depression. Having two fewer​ fingers is so much better than going through life the way I am now.

yesofcourse 12 years ago
hope not mu di@!

Agent_D 2 years ago
If RNG is on my side it'll be both of my pinkies

Furious destroyer 11 years ago
The only anxiety I have is in the exams XD

Migdin1 10 years ago
HA YOU THINK I WILL EVER FEEL DEPRESSED!!! I AM ALWAYS HAPPY!!!!! :-)))))))))

FoxDaSasha 11 years ago
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0Thanos0 7 years ago
Foot fingers problem solved

glitter12529 11 years ago
I need my fingers. ALL OF THEM. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY THE CLARINET WITHOUT ALL OF YOUR FINGERS.

PHANastasia 10 years ago
I also play clarinet...What about prosthetics?

mrpalmer 11 years ago
I don't give a damn if I end up taking my own life. All I wanna do is some dope heavy deadlifts and I need all my fingers to do that.

ZoeySurvivor 9 years ago
i can stop being like that without cutting off fingers

dern 12 years ago
i acnt faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

jks365 10 years ago
It's like you cut your legs for pain killers. Why?

CarterJohnson 9 years ago
I play violin so i kinda need my fingers

AmberWolf772 10 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

lyssastyles99 10 years ago
I don't enjoy feeling depressed or having anxiety so I don't care if I lose 2 fingers

CaffeineCream 6 years ago
OH FUCK YES! AND I GET tO KEEP MY THUMBS THIS TIME-

Penguin_lover 11 years ago
Then you lose Two more...

CrazyDodo69 9 years ago
Do toes count?

Fuck the username1010 11 years ago
Get rid of the bad fingers!

Weird_Cat_Person 10 years ago
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Lycanthrokeith 11 years ago
I'm already on good anti-depressants.

vampireslayer197 10 years ago
What happens if u lose all of ur fingers

jihugzftdr 11 years ago
if they just disappear im in

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Get 20 chicken fingers so it"s a low chance of it being your own fingers.

Ma'zago 12 years ago
Nuuu I can't I'm an artist D:

CosmicTater last year
Bro get mechanical fingers😭🥀
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