Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

upgrade brain enough to advance technology by like 1000 years in like 1 year. be a fucking god

114514114514114514114514 2 years ago

What if I could live for a long time?

Sanjiusijiu_ last year

666这个入是桂

Arcaderis 9 years ago

Didn't say how much of my life would be lost per use... Not to mention that you could literally slow your body"s aging along with making yourself resistant to all sicknesses. Pretty sure you can modify your organs too since organs are part of a body right?

Corey Di Bella 13 years ago

1. Improve lifespan to the point where you don't have one, via immortality. Break downside 2. ? 3. Profit!

lyb 3 years ago

The question is how to do this?

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EdgyPotato 9 years ago

1. Cock. 2. Telomeres, to enhance my lifespan, thus negating the downside.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

*turns into cat OC*

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

If I did that then I would be as evil as fucking life

Owain452 10 years ago

So, I lose one second of my lifespan for each time I use it. That's alright. I can use my power to give a girl the best time she has even had, if you know what I mean.

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

Regeneration. I heal to quick for my cells to age

spinysaurus22 10 years ago

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ProWolfGamer370 last month

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Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Improve your heart and brain first to the point they don't age anymore, and then improve every other part of your body as you please. Then if you fully increased your brain's capability you could even have telekinesis and telepathy, make your body absolute... [Show full comment]

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

Then explain it to me lol

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Dokeyfx407 10 years ago

Ability to suduce any women and have an incredibly huge dick (37inches) and never die

Yukitai 5 years ago

Um... How tall are you? You may need to fold it just so it doesn't scrape against the floor...

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spinysaurus22 10 years ago

looks at crotch

Zikale 13 years ago

Greatest pornstar ever!!!

Coaster 9 years ago

SUCK MY 20,000,000,000 LIGHT YEAR COCK!!!

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Raymond Young 13 years ago

I get the feeling I'd abuse the hell out of it and kill myself from it.

LREchoise 7 years ago

Me too

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

that isn't how it works by improve your body parts which can stop aging brain and heart

Neto 11 years ago

I choose to improve my lifespan

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

immortality lifespan....inhuman.*goes into forest*

FlyingGamahooch 11 years ago

Surgery does this already without hurting your life.

NineNines 11 years ago

Get the ability to destroy the downside and then get immortality

Yukitai 5 years ago

If anyone dares to say "Just click it because it"s better to have the power than not", I'll slap you across the face with my enlarged-hand and unbreakable-arm. What if you tried grabbing something just out of reach? (AoT thoughts) You might involuntarily a... [Show full comment]

feliprisco 10 years ago

you gonna die 2 weeks later LOL

nobody27 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

ihatechainmail 11 years ago

Stop, you are the spawn of facebook cancer...

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DatBoiBob 8 years ago

I love stupid buttons that has a lot of loopholes

Taufiq Stay Bossin 13 years ago

upgrad lifespan hen penis

moomcake last year

At first I will improve my life to be long

kikinnori 11 years ago

it didnt say i couldnt choose how much lifespan to lose... i choose 0.0000000000001 miliseconds

Twentydunsmolbeans 9 years ago

First I’d make myself immortal and then I’d get a bmi of like seven but also a six pack and an incredible endurance and strength because why not

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Free ability. If me no use ability, me no get downside.

VoiceOfReason 11 years ago

One, it doesn't specify how much life span you're losing so you only lose one second. Two, you can become a super hero (kinda). Three, Kool-Aid man. Oh Yeeah!!!!!

Ilikethisgames 4 years ago

I make my internal organ better so I can live longer than I lose

xander1234111 11 years ago

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

floricel_112 11 years ago

how much of your lifespan you lose? Days? Weeks? Years? Months? Hours? Seconds? Details, man, they are important.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Typical guy thing I know but, shortening my life span from having a much bigger D? Not worth it.

SheepLemon 12 years ago

I would give myself werking wings and that's it

Psycho_massacre 8 years ago

Never specifies how much so lose a single second each time

dogewolf 10 years ago

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ProWolfGamer370 last month

These comments made me press the button

The Raven God 11 years ago

Well considering you didn't specify, I'd choose to only lose 1 millisecond of my life and use the ability

22drawingking22@gmail.com 11 years ago

i could just lose a second of life span.

TeddyBear 11 years ago

Save it for life-and-death emergencies.

cybro974 5 years ago

I improve my lifespan by improving all my organs function because if you die of old age you"re actually just dying of one of your organs failing and then the next thing I do I profit because it now I'm immortal I improve my skin and the rest of my body parts becoming superhuman so I am now God.