i have a magical portal in my basement... oh wait it is just a black hole.... Shit
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CobaltStarling8 years ago
...They cancel each other out. Atheists and Agnostics can have their own beliefs as well you know, and if you force them to convert or die... that"s not free of prosecution or violence.
TheOdd8 years ago
That"s exactly what I was thinking. These are rough options.
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Rotsteinblock9 years ago
I will make a religion which requiers you tu use a computer at least once a week and if you dont you yust to use it twice next week.
Arcanepoison18 years ago
Sounds awesome! Let"s do it!
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T-Dude9 years ago
At first, I was trying to figure out whether or not this one is worth it. Do I sacrifice two groups for the sake of many others? Or do I allow the others to keep suffering for the sake of the two? It's a tough choice. No matter which you choose, there's pe...[Show full comment]
Why comment something bad that makes everyone become angry at another.
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
fine. because given a push, more will find our lord, Christ Jesus and be glad they were saved. 58% must be atheists/agnostic which saddens me.
Awesomepeach32 years ago
Would you all calm down??!! If you don't like what they"re saying ignore them! It"s that easy we don't want MORE hate in the world we want less don't we?
Super Duper Dude that's actually a girl9 years ago
Why must I be punished for being an atheist..
RavenBathory8 years ago
Because most people that hit the button dont think of the concequences
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LunaMelody7 years ago
Lets all pray to the spaghetti monster!
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Kiituh7 years ago
Who says I have to FOLLOW the religion?
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Camille_03048 years ago
PASTAFARIANS FOR THE WINNNNNNN!!!!!!!
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CarthOnasi8 years ago
im athiest, but all these buttons have given my immortality. i can take them. oh, and i lost my ability to feel pain, so torture will not work. it'll be fun, though!
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Mattajjames8 years ago
Kifflom brother-brothers
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DatBoiNextGeneration8 years ago
I made up my own religion a year ago that I believe in so I'm ok
Lostfeather2378 years ago
Me too
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ShayToo31058 years ago
I wouldn't change something just so I would suffer
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PoeThePotato8 years ago
Man, let people believe what they want.
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abcedarian8 years ago
Invent a religion where there is no god
Maximilian_Sinigr8 years ago
It"s been a fuckton of years ago and is called Buddhism
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Mrbeast84769 years ago
OK what did the atheists and agnostics do to me insult me?
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Vaultdweller0099 years ago
This will ultimately lead to scientific oppression
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Gothlives9 years ago
That doesn't really provoke religious freedom so I'm hoping out of this situation
you morons know that muslim religion says they can take 6 year olds as wives right? you know muslims are free to rape and murder anyone NOT of islam right? cause you idiots would be giving them free reign to rape and kill children every day.
CurtisMarauder9 years ago
We already are. Thanks Obama.
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insane3ob9 years ago
Yeah good thing people arent stupid enough to believe this will happen.
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ShockTherapy9 years ago
I thought I was an Atheist till I learned that I'm a GOD
thise comit will get lots of hate but i will not becase im a athest
CurtisMarauder9 years ago
You can't be an athiest. Athiests know how to spell.
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WeirdWolfGirl9 years ago
So, that's basically Hitler except instead of Jews it's anthiests?? No thank you
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PotatoCat9 years ago
Here I come Jeebus!!!
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Who"s that?
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ItzAmphy7 years ago
Ya know what. I wouldn't mind being Buddhist or Shintoist.
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Noneofyour-Business8 years ago
Hell no.
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alpharad_goldlast year
The lions would win
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Kitzy_Kat 9 years ago
THIS WOULD STOP TERRORISM PPLZ
RavenBathory8 years ago
You believe terrorism is purely about religion? Ha! Hahahaha!!
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Trentgawd425 years ago
Well personally, I'm atheist so...
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doodlebug8 years ago
I'm a Hellenist sooooo yeah
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Rocket0468 years ago
but that would cause religious wars...
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Masteredog3608 years ago
Reads description, Pushes button rapidly ;)
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TwentyOneNerds8 years ago
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Shugotenshi9 years ago
Fuck religious people, dicks-la-fanatics
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BiscuitOfRage7 years ago
No downsi-
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CooledItLongAgo3 years ago
only downsides
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RNJR7 years ago
Bring it I will still be atheists
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darkkirito38 years ago
I'm sorry if they picked death I'm sorry
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Ktulu17018 years ago
Convert to Christianity or be slain, Saracen scum
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Tuttle6 years ago
NOBODY CAN TAKE MY CRUSADES FROM ME!
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT...[Show full comment]
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LucarioKidJR7 years ago
I believe in Arceus, that should count. Otherwise ISIS will take over the world. Anyway it isn't important what you choose, at the end of the day humans will die anyway.
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