Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09011 months ago

bro why the hell would i want to be a vampire anyway? what, they're cool?? no, they're just vitamin-d deprived murderers with a whole bunch of random ass weaknesses

Ben Senpai9 years ago

Sure... go DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN IN SPACE and then and only then will you lose your powers

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago

nice loophole!

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big BOOM9 years ago

But don't die, right?

Agent_Waffle8 years ago

I don't think so, but you don't sparkle either 😄

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

dont worry. im a sunscreen person. and i teleport and are rich from other buttons. and sam and dean could be an alliance. if they can work with a demon, they can accept a multiskilled vampire

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

With all the buttons I have pressed, I would be able to destroy planets, travel through the Galaxy, and become a kind of God.... If we combine them all.

crystaldasylveon9 years ago

I STILL NEED TO BE HUMAN CUZ, NOT MANY PEOPLE PLAY ONLINE GAMES ON NIGHT TIME

TkKerner7 years ago

It doesn't say you can't do things during the daytime it just says no sunlight. Also as a vampire you do not need sleep so you can just stay in your house with the blinds down and play online games during the day and eat people at night (like the douchebag gamers you play against during the day)

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Gracicorn157 years ago

This is literally me except everyone hunts me down and I have powers. Pale introvert here!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

So… literally not you at all.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

at least I only lose my powers and don't sparkle instead.

ZeFrenchTurtle1447 years ago

It says TRY to kill you

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RageXander8 years ago

i can learn to speak English cuz i am super smart

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

With the powers or you are super smart by yourself?

shadowhacked9 years ago

everyone will try to kill you it never said succeed

9wilson989 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

9wilson989 years ago

stop saying rn

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Tacocat1017 years ago

No, I don't want Sam and Dean after me, so......

JollyJenkins7 years ago

... But, if you don't kill anyone, they won't come after you.

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GalceonGod117 years ago

No who cares about vampires anyway

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

blade. not vulnerable.

Gaster3459 years ago

What if I don't want to be a vampire? :(

transcendantviewer10 years ago

I'd rather be a golem. One of the big metal ones, like The Iron Giant. He was cool.

Ak47077 years ago

Just answered that

hEX0210 years ago

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Kingtasean7 years ago

I never wanted to be a vampire anyway so,,,

davetheblob9 years ago

If i lose my powers then i lose my death to sunlight and lose my ability to lose my powers

exepire9 years ago

downside? i live, work, and have fun alone in my room <3

Siannyy Willis Cooper12 years ago

im is ok

no_73 years ago

I ACCIDENTALY PRESSED THE BUTTON

EL HERO9 years ago

No one will kill me if i have the power of'dont get kill by everything'

Byemydb7 years ago

Vampire Diaries

SPACEJUMPER 90009 years ago

I'll use my powers to prevent the downside.

Miss_noob10 years ago

skyrim ?

RobotBrobot9 years ago

I'm a robot. How would I even bite someone?

KostyaHellstorm5 years ago

your fingers

waterdragon20010 years ago

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CoolNeonUnicorn8 years ago

1.sunscreen 2. Parasol (umbrella thing) and vampires are strong af so I can just defeat them

Helen Clark12 years ago

live in the artic

no_73 years ago

the sun still goes there

pyrite-minimal8 years ago

If people are trying to get me then i can go in the sun and there would be no reason to get me

kircial9 years ago

Hypnosis bitch

MeltingSnowman9 years ago

...no

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Rather be a dragon

Pear_Soap7 years ago

#Twilight

The Marionette9 years ago

Technically, vampires don't lose their powers in sunlight, they just can't tolerate the sun. And everyone wouldn't try to hunt you down if you don't tell everyone "HEY, I'M A VAMPIRE!!" Besides, with how we portray vampires today, everyone'll think you're ...[Show full comment]

robodood300010 years ago

Fuck you I vampire *kills everyone*

Maggie11 years ago

Fine, then I'm like Alucard,who can go out into the sun if he really wanted to.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Why the fuck not?

brandonp9 years ago

NO I LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH!!!

DogeTheDog9 years ago

if they get to you then just go into the sun

DigiDavid9 years ago

Good thing I stay inside all day playing videogames lol

JoJo_Enjoyerlast year

EVERYONE? Like the whole Earth?

irishdragon510 years ago

Due to the nature of the sentience's grammar, I can avoid all of the downsides not going into the sun. I won't get on any spacecraft heading that way for certain.

XTheMagmaLionX9 years ago

Im fine i don't really care like you can use ANY power so just turn them to ash or something!

DeagleTC7 years ago

Dio Brando

KostyaHellstorm5 years ago

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Izzy-Moeka9 years ago

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DaniellePointer 9 years ago

Exactly, F*** these copy and paste s***

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SUPERWHOLOCK93/410 years ago

I THOUGHT I WOULD SPARKLE?

KodosTehDestroya9 years ago

Sunlight is evil anyway...

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

this is what an idea for a story I had was also they won't be able to figure out I am a vampire

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