Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090last year

bro why the hell would i want to be a vampire anyway? what, they're cool?? no, they're just vitamin-d deprived murderers with a whole bunch of random ass weaknesses

Ben Senpai9 years ago

Sure... go DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN IN SPACE and then and only then will you lose your powers

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago

nice loophole!

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big BOOM9 years ago

But don't die, right?

Agent_Waffle9 years ago

I don't think so, but you don't sparkle either 😄

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

dont worry. im a sunscreen person. and i teleport and are rich from other buttons. and sam and dean could be an alliance. if they can work with a demon, they can accept a multiskilled vampire

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

With all the buttons I have pressed, I would be able to destroy planets, travel through the Galaxy, and become a kind of God.... If we combine them all.

crystaldasylveon10 years ago

I STILL NEED TO BE HUMAN CUZ, NOT MANY PEOPLE PLAY ONLINE GAMES ON NIGHT TIME

TkKerner7 years ago

It doesn't say you can't do things during the daytime it just says no sunlight. Also as a vampire you do not need sleep so you can just stay in your house with the blinds down and play online games during the day and eat people at night (like the douchebag gamers you play against during the day)

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Tim Feldmann12 years ago

at least I only lose my powers and don't sparkle instead.

ZeFrenchTurtle1447 years ago

It says TRY to kill you

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Gracicorn157 years ago

This is literally me except everyone hunts me down and I have powers. Pale introvert here!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

So… literally not you at all.

RageXander8 years ago

i can learn to speak English cuz i am super smart

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

With the powers or you are super smart by yourself?

shadowhacked9 years ago

everyone will try to kill you it never said succeed

9wilson9810 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

9wilson9810 years ago

stop saying rn

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Tacocat1017 years ago

No, I don't want Sam and Dean after me, so......

JollyJenkins7 years ago

... But, if you don't kill anyone, they won't come after you.

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GalceonGod117 years ago

No who cares about vampires anyway

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

blade. not vulnerable.

Toodles9 years ago

Then people will stop hunting me and I become a human again if I go into the sun?

Miss_noob10 years ago

skyrim ?

LilCinnamonBun7 years ago

No, because then you can’t show off your powers

AlaricDracor11 years ago

But they dont know how i look like..

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Just don't be in a spaceship on the way to the sun

HalfDemon3339 years ago

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LPSWolfen217410 years ago

Immortality. Just don't go to space and into the sun XD

FX-83202 months ago

About half of the earth is always in darkness, and there are a lot of caves and basements.

risingtitan10 years ago

I would not like to be out in the sun 'sparkling' while everyone points and attaks me

LlamaDrama7 years ago

Go INTO the sun... Bot possible. Powers forevah

shigad9 years ago

I've always been afraid of turning into a vampire, so that's a definite no.

StefanPopov469 years ago

Whyyyyynot

SilverWaffler10 years ago

live. underground.

Latif Sabimbona12 years ago

It does not say that you lose them forever :3

Jamenneel8 years ago

You"d be dead in less than 10 minutes

Javier305 years ago

WRYYYYYYY

KostyaHellstorm5 years ago

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

arbringer79 years ago

lol you could just snap the necks of the people hunting you.

The_KittyNinja0210 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Miss_noob10 years ago

skyrim ?

JollyJenkins7 years ago

If you came into contact with sunlight, would you lose your powers permanently, until you leave the sunlight, or is there some other wait time?

Sydbecky11 years ago

PONIES!

Foxesarecool8 years ago

I'm good

lovedogs8 years ago

They are trying to kill me... totes not worth it.

Plutonium13378 years ago

But you"re fine in sunlight

Asacio10 years ago

So why not compel everybody not to kill you. And then be happy with no pain or diseases. And if you want to die just go into the sun. You are not immortal in the light

Gaster3459 years ago

What if I don't want to be a vampire? :(

transcendantviewer10 years ago

I'd rather be a golem. One of the big metal ones, like The Iron Giant. He was cool.

Ak47077 years ago

Just answered that

hEX0210 years ago

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