Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

bro why the hell would i want to be a vampire anyway? what, they're cool?? no, they're just vitamin-d deprived murderers with a whole bunch of random ass weaknesses

Ben Senpai 11 years ago

Sure... go DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN IN SPACE and then and only then will you lose your powers

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago

nice loophole!

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big BOOM 10 years ago

But don't die, right?

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

I don't think so, but you don't sparkle either 😄

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

dont worry. im a sunscreen person. and i teleport and are rich from other buttons. and sam and dean could be an alliance. if they can work with a demon, they can accept a multiskilled vampire

Rainbows-Jumper123 9 years ago

With all the buttons I have pressed, I would be able to destroy planets, travel through the Galaxy, and become a kind of God.... If we combine them all.

crystaldasylveon 11 years ago

I STILL NEED TO BE HUMAN CUZ, NOT MANY PEOPLE PLAY ONLINE GAMES ON NIGHT TIME

TkKerner 9 years ago

It doesn't say you can't do things during the daytime it just says no sunlight. Also as a vampire you do not need sleep so you can just stay in your house with the blinds down and play online games during the day and eat people at night (like the douchebag gamers you play against during the day)

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Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

at least I only lose my powers and don't sparkle instead.

ZeFrenchTurtle144 8 years ago

It says TRY to kill you

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Gracicorn15 9 years ago

This is literally me except everyone hunts me down and I have powers. Pale introvert here!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So… literally not you at all.

RageXander 9 years ago

i can learn to speak English cuz i am super smart

Rainbows-Jumper123 9 years ago

With the powers or you are super smart by yourself?

shadowhacked 11 years ago

everyone will try to kill you it never said succeed

9wilson98 11 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

9wilson98 11 years ago

stop saying rn

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Tacocat101 9 years ago

No, I don't want Sam and Dean after me, so......

JollyJenkins 9 years ago

... But, if you don't kill anyone, they won't come after you.

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GalceonGod11 9 years ago

No who cares about vampires anyway

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

blade. not vulnerable.

Gaster345 10 years ago

What if I don't want to be a vampire? :(

transcendantviewer 11 years ago

I'd rather be a golem. One of the big metal ones, like The Iron Giant. He was cool.

Ak4707 8 years ago

Just answered that

hEX02 11 years ago

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Kingtasean 9 years ago

I never wanted to be a vampire anyway so,,,

davetheblob 11 years ago

If i lose my powers then i lose my death to sunlight and lose my ability to lose my powers

exepire 11 years ago

downside? i live, work, and have fun alone in my room <3

Siannyy Willis Cooper 13 years ago

im is ok

no_7 5 years ago

I ACCIDENTALY PRESSED THE BUTTON

EL HERO 10 years ago

No one will kill me if i have the power of'dont get kill by everything'

Byemydb 9 years ago

Vampire Diaries

SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago

I'll use my powers to prevent the downside.

Miss_noob 11 years ago

skyrim ?

RobotBrobot 11 years ago

I'm a robot. How would I even bite someone?

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

your fingers

waterdragon200 12 years ago

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CoolNeonUnicorn 9 years ago

1.sunscreen 2. Parasol (umbrella thing) and vampires are strong af so I can just defeat them

kircial 11 years ago

Hypnosis bitch

Helen Clark 13 years ago

live in the artic

no_7 5 years ago

the sun still goes there

pyrite-minimal 10 years ago

If people are trying to get me then i can go in the sun and there would be no reason to get me

Pear_Soap 8 years ago

#Twilight

MeltingSnowman 10 years ago

...no

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Rather be a dragon

The Marionette 11 years ago

Technically, vampires don't lose their powers in sunlight, they just can't tolerate the sun. And everyone wouldn't try to hunt you down if you don't tell everyone "HEY, I'M A VAMPIRE!!" Besides, with how we portray vampires today, everyone'll think you're ... [Show full comment]

robodood3000 11 years ago

Fuck you I vampire *kills everyone*

Maggie 12 years ago

Fine, then I'm like Alucard,who can go out into the sun if he really wanted to.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Why the fuck not?

brandonp 11 years ago

NO I LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH!!!

DogeTheDog 10 years ago

if they get to you then just go into the sun

DigiDavid 11 years ago

Good thing I stay inside all day playing videogames lol

JoJo_Enjoyer 2 years ago

EVERYONE? Like the whole Earth?

irishdragon5 11 years ago

Due to the nature of the sentience's grammar, I can avoid all of the downsides not going into the sun. I won't get on any spacecraft heading that way for certain.

XTheMagmaLionX 10 years ago

Im fine i don't really care like you can use ANY power so just turn them to ash or something!

DeagleTC 9 years ago

Dio Brando

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

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Izzy-Moeka 11 years ago

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DaniellePointer 10 years ago

Exactly, F*** these copy and paste s***

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SUPERWHOLOCK93/4 12 years ago

I THOUGHT I WOULD SPARKLE?

KodosTehDestroya 11 years ago

Sunlight is evil anyway...

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

this is what an idea for a story I had was also they won't be able to figure out I am a vampire

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