Will You Press The Button?

SavageQueen 9 years ago

**Teleports with everyone i hate on top of a airplane** ((Drops them)) *teleports down to a music stage* <<Has no pants>>

WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp 10 years ago

It says "random" right? So that means it can also be your annoying little sister.

zhongyaomee 6 months ago

omg

Chiara Searle 13 years ago

Sure, I just wouldn't use it unless I needed to escape death or something.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Worth it

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ketchupybirbs 9 years ago

splinching.

pandabear5 10 years ago

this makes no sense at all to me. maybe I should sleep at night instead of class lol

vboss online 11 years ago

its just a chance whats the precent?

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

No, you are wrong my dear Gaybar. It is "change" not "chance"

Lxhualk 11 years ago

It say "when you land" and "unlimited teleportation power", so i can teleport everything to me, not teleport i to somewhere

Nameless 11 years ago

Take a backbag filled with things with you. Problem solved.

Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

Unlimited, except for the limit.

Camille Vo 13 years ago

*Teleports with a bag of marbles*

Sir_Suffer 5 years ago

*Teleports with bucket of sand*

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Kurtis Blanc 13 years ago

"unlimited"

Cami Rae Daly 13 years ago

I don't arms or legs! they are useless to me! hahaha

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

How will you masturbate or write hate comments without arms?

Bryan Dudley 13 years ago

i dont want to miss any of my bits hellna

Smartest-Man 4 years ago

Like, but, who actually said yes to this?

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

It says change not chance so UNLIMITED TELEPORTS!

MaybeAMop 8 years ago

Who need limbs when you can teleport everywhere....loosing my phone would suck though

Dilan 11 years ago

How many teleportation powers does it give?

Terraform Trent 11 years ago

I can but I won't. Nothing says I have to. ScarletViper, you're the mentally challenged one here.

Katgoesmeow342 11 years ago

My soul is always missing

Matwaty 9 years ago

No downside very bad grammar

pasty 10 years ago

i love my phone too much jacksepticeye = life

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

NOOOOOOO! NOT MY PHONE!!!!!!!!

CheeseNigs 10 years ago

There's a change?? Grammatically incorrect automatically indicates that the downside in now unavailabe.

Kazuto kirigiah 11 years ago

MafiaLeader you are not fooling anyone *does exactaly as said*

joy784 6 years ago

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moldypotato1337 11 years ago

Lol typo

Burasta 12 years ago

If I carried a backpack full of thousands of tiny objects, could I decrease the chances of the random object being important?

Byarne 9 years ago

what if it is your heart

ultraviolet 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Ana_bradley 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

poopingpete 11 years ago

my chances are endlessly bad, ALWAYS, no doubt

TheMucleWizard 2 years ago

Just carry a ton of tiny marbles, making the chance that you lose something important close to 0

CheeseManHacker 11 years ago

Burasta is right but fuck it I ain't risking my ohone

Webofshadows 8 years ago

I'm going to need a percentage on those chances

kinnari 11 years ago

Ye kya hai..plz Hindi me smjavo

BIG-DONG 9 years ago

FUCK No I"d Like To Keep Both My Testicles Thank You

saantalantis 11 years ago

Land from what your teleporting not falling

SoulPancake 10 years ago

a chance. a 0% chance. still a chance c:

Ignis001 6 years ago

take it but use it only if i have to

jagman007 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Deth252 11 years ago

Just hope my brain or heart isn't missing when I reapear

BadSirChaos 11 years ago

I don't want to wake up without balls or find out that I'm missing a finger (it sais limbs, not organs, stupid comments)

Cobalt19 12 years ago

Only use it if i'm going to die. Like on a sinking ship or falling plane.

ultraviolet 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]