I don't arms or legs! they are useless to me! hahaha
DrInconsiderate7 years ago
How will you masturbate or write hate comments without arms?
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Bryan Dudley12 years ago
i dont want to miss any of my bits hellna
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ultraviolet9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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TheMucleWizard6 months ago
Just carry a ton of tiny marbles, making the chance that you lose something important close to 0
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Ana_bradley9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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poopingpete9 years ago
my chances are endlessly bad, ALWAYS, no doubt
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kinnari9 years ago
Ye kya hai..plz Hindi me smjavo
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CheeseManHacker10 years ago
Burasta is right but fuck it I ain't risking my ohone
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Webofshadows7 years ago
I'm going to need a percentage on those chances
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saantalantis9 years ago
Land from what your teleporting not falling
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BIG-DONG8 years ago
FUCK No I"d Like To Keep Both My Testicles Thank You
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SoulPancake9 years ago
a chance. a 0% chance. still a chance c:
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jagman0079 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Deth25210 years ago
Just hope my brain or heart isn't missing when I reapear
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Ignis0014 years ago
take it but use it only if i have to
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Cobalt1911 years ago
Only use it if i'm going to die. Like on a sinking ship or falling plane.
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BadSirChaos9 years ago
I don't want to wake up without balls or find out that I'm missing a finger (it sais limbs, not organs, stupid comments)
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ultraviolet9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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beaverlass9 years ago
make sure to carry thousands of items with you to decrease the chance of limb loss
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EthanJJ137 years ago
What if you don't have your phone with you or don't have a phone
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billy11789 years ago
it dosent say u have to use the power it would just be handy to have just incase
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Andovan10 years ago
Could save ya life one day
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RageXander9 years ago
most stupid thing ever!!!
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William Bishop12 years ago
"There is a change something will be missing"
So no downside, because the rule is not worded properly.
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AaronWolfBurt8 years ago
Teleports to someone"s house and dies because they"re missing a limb and bleeding out
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Misty_the_powerful8 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope
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Dark_Raven979 years ago
what percent chance?
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Darling-kun9 years ago
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WHZGUD2110 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Allwhite34 years ago
*teleports* oh! i lost my brain
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Bofo19911 years ago
Can I get it back when I go back or something?
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mr.whatface9 years ago
*teleports naked with my school "mates"
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PigGamer8 years ago
What is the worst that could happen (losses heart) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ultraviolet9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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HufflepuffDeathEater9 years ago
I'm not going to risk splinching
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Yæ6 years ago
I would teleport with a bag of sand
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SilverYoshi339 years ago
A CHANGE?
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jintoya10 years ago
your ohone?.....what? anyways....good in dire situations.
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ByrnToast9 years ago
Emergency use only, but what if you lost your fuckin heart?
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