You can grow or shrink just by thinking
but
you have to be wearing an eyepatch at all times
I will not


l0RD dratcuF9 years ago
PIRATE ANT-MAN AWAYYYYYY

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago
RIP Stan Lee :(
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
I used to use two eyes, but I took a button to the finger.

weick4 years ago
yessss
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Lapis Lazuli9 years ago
ANT MAN AND FURY FUSION HOLY FUCK

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
HI LAPIS
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xX_DarkSoul_Xx9 years ago
Didnt say where it had to be worn

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
I am not hanging an eyepatch over my penis
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iamethantoo29 years ago
CAN I WEAR TWO AND TWO PEG LEGS AND STEAR THE SHIP AND BE LOOK OUT PLZ PLZ PLZ

workingcupid5497 years ago
lol
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Mehdi Khairalla12 years ago
Where's the downside?

LustDemon7 years ago
*puts up a poster for a missing downside* HAS SOMEONE SEEN THE DOWNSIDE THE QUESTION IS MISSING A DOWNSIDE
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evilman9879 years ago
I think only the eyepatch shrinks or grows with you, so except for the eyepatch when this ability is used you become basically naked

Puro4 years ago
Naked Pirate Ant Man? Eh, I"d still press it.
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Tinmanmemes6 years ago
Penis enlargement?

MLG-POTATO7 years ago
Woo hoo bitch i am a new superhero

AidenStang7 years ago
Lol some people think eye patches are cool so for them it’s a win-win😂

lifehacker4208 years ago
I shall wear it on my pinky and name it Dan.

Derpyjeje8 years ago
Eye patches are cool

LeoB_22_118 years ago
Bad ass eye patch!!!!!

Boringsaxophone8 years ago
THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE

AieslwZ8 years ago
I'll just wear the eyepatch on my arm

TomaYT8 years ago
ummm... where is the downside you can take the eyepatch off

M4thDJ8 years ago
"At all times"

MahBoi8 years ago
YAR HAR FIDDLY DEE

SciArtHerp8 years ago
BEIN" A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME!

Dilan9 years ago
Call me eyepatch. (TG)

mikuchanhatsune9 years ago
Where's the downside?

Robson Padilha Müller12 years ago
The top of awesomeness.

RooboyGamer8 months ago
Yarr me hearties

GhostGirl6279 years ago
Have powers and be the Governor from TWD? Hell yes.

iamadouchebag11 years ago
Downside?

Cubchoolove7 years ago
I don't care about no eye pach!!!!!!!!

AlphaC8 years ago
didn't say WHERE it had to be

Maxi Funk9 years ago
do what you cause a pirate is free.

Atomicnman7 years ago
THIS IS MY DREAM FOR SOME REASON

Trollolol9 years ago
Already do half blind

Assassin11x8 years ago
Ahoy matey

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cybro9744 years ago
I rob a bank and become known as the shrinking pirates.

Death_359 9 years ago
Downside, never heard of such a thing

Gemma Stewart12 years ago
Where is the downside to this? Eyepatch, here I come!

Assassin Squid9 years ago
they're sexy

HarajukuCat10 years ago
I already have an eyepatch and it's so cooooooool

SinonMercer7 years ago
I'll become Big Boss

Calpal9 years ago
Eyepatch=thuglife

Jack Austin12 years ago
and.....

KingRyan 9 years ago
Eye Patches for life

tungnon10 years ago
I ma pirate!

Pressornot7 years ago
Obviously press it.You could wear it where no one could see if you dont like wearing it anyway.

BladeWolfSniper9 years ago
Loss an eye already, have to wear an eyepatch...

dxathfox9 years ago
I can be like Kaneki Ken XD

HotSauceBear9 years ago
I'd wear it around my neck or wrist or something :P

[USERNAME BLOCKED]9 years ago
put the eyepatch around your arm or leg where it can't be seen lol

TeamKobus28 years ago
Upside?

LevanRo10 years ago
Woooooho un parche

ClockwiseSymphonylast year
What is actually needed to define something as an eyepatch? Just make an eyepatch out of gauze that is thin enough to see through. Now you have both eyes and shrinking powers- with all of the problems people point out with ant-man, like lack of oxygen when...[Show full comment]

HoboScales9 years ago
I don't see a downside

camderpmorgan11 years ago
i am a pirate
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