You can grow or shrink just by thinking
but
you have to be wearing an eyepatch at all times
I will not


l0RD dratcuF10 years ago
PIRATE ANT-MAN AWAYYYYYY

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago
RIP Stan Lee :(
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
I used to use two eyes, but I took a button to the finger.

weick4 years ago
yessss
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Lapis Lazuli9 years ago
ANT MAN AND FURY FUSION HOLY FUCK

ninjawarriorjosh6 years ago
HI LAPIS
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xX_DarkSoul_Xx9 years ago
Didnt say where it had to be worn

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
I am not hanging an eyepatch over my penis
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iamethantoo29 years ago
CAN I WEAR TWO AND TWO PEG LEGS AND STEAR THE SHIP AND BE LOOK OUT PLZ PLZ PLZ

workingcupid5497 years ago
lol
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Mehdi Khairalla12 years ago
Where's the downside?

LustDemon7 years ago
*puts up a poster for a missing downside* HAS SOMEONE SEEN THE DOWNSIDE THE QUESTION IS MISSING A DOWNSIDE
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evilman98710 years ago
I think only the eyepatch shrinks or grows with you, so except for the eyepatch when this ability is used you become basically naked

Puro4 years ago
Naked Pirate Ant Man? Eh, I"d still press it.
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Tinmanmemes6 years ago
Penis enlargement?

MLG-POTATO7 years ago
Woo hoo bitch i am a new superhero

AidenStang7 years ago
Lol some people think eye patches are cool so for them it’s a win-win😂

lifehacker4208 years ago
I shall wear it on my pinky and name it Dan.

Derpyjeje8 years ago
Eye patches are cool

LeoB_22_118 years ago
Bad ass eye patch!!!!!

Boringsaxophone8 years ago
THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE

AieslwZ8 years ago
I'll just wear the eyepatch on my arm

TomaYT8 years ago
ummm... where is the downside you can take the eyepatch off

M4thDJ8 years ago
"At all times"

MahBoi8 years ago
YAR HAR FIDDLY DEE

SciArtHerp8 years ago
BEIN" A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME!

Dilan9 years ago
Call me eyepatch. (TG)

mikuchanhatsune10 years ago
Where's the downside?

Robson Padilha Müller12 years ago
The top of awesomeness.

WantedLimited9 years ago
Just take the eyepatch off what will happen if you take it off.

christinelovespie10 years ago
IT'LL BE BADASS I'LL BE JUST LIKE KANEKI OMG THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE

Pamka7 years ago
Being evil morty is cool

Ftank2479 years ago
Sounds like an original comic idea why not

KodaKada278 years ago
Doesn't say you lose an eye

NOAH KOREGEMA10 years ago
Best shit ever

NICEBOY1237 years ago
Hay I like to be a pirate

REGEN9 years ago
You are a pirate,ya har fiddly dee what it is like to be a pirate so free ya har fiddly dee you are a pirate.

bopperdopperwerewolf8 years ago
No this is how it works eyepatch = all the pussy

My name is Tom10 years ago
Didn't even think.

ErmJaxon11 months ago
why?

europeanonion9 years ago
I'm a small pirate. No, I'm a tall pirate. No, I'm a small pirate again!

iLoveThisSite11 years ago
it doesn't say where you have to wear it or how big :D

BlastezSeedot9 years ago
Arrrgh!

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Vernaculacid4 years ago
#eyepatchesarecool

Snivy49029 years ago
Eh.No down side,really.

Isobel Vida Carrington12 years ago
A bedazzled eyepatch is now on my shopping list

Jacsterman_847 years ago
I"d be main protagonist kun up this bitch

sanic the sonic10 years ago
Eyepatch + sanic = fabulous

LogicWizard31410 years ago
I like my depth perception too much.

Z0m41e7 years ago
It"s not that bad.

TheKingKong9 years ago
I possess the septiceye! Jack here I come!

Deadcool131310 years ago
Downside anyone? No. Well you look like a badass and get to shrink and grow... nothing bad

Assassin Squid9 years ago
eyepatches are awesome!

Mackenzie9 years ago
Eyepatches look awesome! Especially if you shrink/grow yourself!

SciArtHerp8 years ago
FOXY COSPLAY!!!! :D *dresses up as Foxy*

dxathfox10 years ago
I can be like Kaneki Ken XD

AceKun9 years ago
Yes

Nightcorekatniss9 years ago
Lol I said I wouldn't, then after I did I decided I should have pressed I would, I may be a girl, but having an eye patch would be awesome

Chibulz11 years ago
no downside huehehuehuehuauiw3poik;weiopwerpoirwp0ow[opwer[p0o4ew
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