You are immortal and have changed into the perfect you.
but
You have to kill someone (can be anyone a criminal, some person you hate, your friends and family. I don't judge I just make things to put on the internet.) once a month and make it bloody.
The "percect me" also have superpowers, so not having stated anything against it il press and one a month relive mi stress onto someone i dislike (probably more than once a month).
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235x0last year
What is the population of the United States of America, China, Russia, and North Korea Combined?
The "perfect" version of myself would have inter universe teleportation and several other superpowers.
as a female cleaning up blood once a month is one of my many skills
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Skill? I would call it a side effect of not being able to produce a steady supply of reproductive cells. Or cleanliness.
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P78 years ago
It"s like the "philosopher"s stone" theory
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Sonic-Hornet5 years ago
Anyone else read tuck everlasting in middle school
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Coaster7 years ago
I'm sorry, your number has come up.
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ArcticKaoss8 years ago
Dude ill just go to the amarican goverment and be lik "yo im imortale but to stay imortale your boy need some people to kill now who here is on death row we gonna make a gladiateurs make it a "fake" show where i just kill a dude in brutale combat" and then...[Show full comment]
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herbertpostman9 years ago
Being immortal is no upsite
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Lizzycat9 years ago
I Would kill hitter and stupid ratchit justin bebier
Dafuq!!! 63% people will kill someone every month!!!
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Alduin1288 years ago
Video games!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flamingoboi6 years ago
Two bad sides immortality killing, both r bad
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cupcakejulian6 months ago
worth it
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lizzigurl8 years ago
seriously, there"s plenty of people i want to kill
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Luna8003 years ago
The perfect me doesn't kill.
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RelaxedBell8 years ago
So what? I get to kill all my enemies and since I'm immortal, police can not hurt me for it. And if they put me in court, I will just kill everyone there. Ta da!
AF7 years ago
Eventually you'll run out of enemies.
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Puppy2888 years ago
The perfect me doesnt kill BOOM LOOPHOLE
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OrigamiFold425 years ago
Just kill the most dangerous person in the world people will thank you
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Kalawakan8 years ago
Just lemme play CSGO ill kill there
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densch7 years ago
so i become Kars the creator and can kill you all the people I hate? sounds amazing! :-D
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Dominique93258 years ago
Win/Win
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Peanut_Person2 years ago
No debate. I don’t like people this will be easy
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Bjjrocks8 years ago
There is no perfect "you"
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Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago
Upside?
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winkout8 years ago
just kill serious criminals, like hitler (but ones that"re actually still alive haha). no biggie.
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Darc5 months ago
It’s just once a month
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Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago
I don't have believe in humanity anymore
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egocer3 years ago
MURDER
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Megansaysbye8 years ago
So I get to kill someone AND be immortal?! It"s a win win!
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Cross-sansy8 years ago
Just kill random people
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falcon_king34 years ago
kill a cereal killer about to murder you or others then you didnt do anything wrong or illegal
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bahia90008 years ago
Kill some criminal.
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Ye7 years ago
Omg it would a dream come true
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Tecnomat098 years ago
I'm will turn in a immortal Ghoul, it"s not a problem
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yousefguesses2 years ago
ok i could work the agency and tell them am immortal and i have to kill a death sentence inmate (bloodly)
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chineese8 years ago
What happens if i choose to die?
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SuctionCupMan4 years ago
Let the bodies hit the floor
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Raisin_Knight8 years ago
I don't wanna be immortal but the "downside" still made me click the button
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buttonoutsmarter534 months ago
the perfect version of myself knows everything, i will know how to do interdimensional teleportation, so ill go to a parallel dimension, kill someone i dont know there and return
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