Will You Press The Button?

Something creative9 years ago

I kill at least one person every month anyways

_JASEH_3 years ago

Should I be concerned😳

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Enotlast year

По сути ты не стареешь пройдет 3 миллиарда лет солнце взорвется и ты будешь в одиночестве летать по космосу...

Heltlast year

外星人：“这个银河系是您的了，不不不，这些东西都是鄙人上供给您的，怎么需要钱呢”

tmanrandg9 years ago

I will kill trump

FaalSivaas6 years ago

Good luck

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Anonymgord9 years ago

It's a paradox - when everybody is dead, you can't kill yourself, because you are immortal, but, because you can't kill yourself, you become mortal, so you can kill yourself to become immortal, meaning you are not killed, because you are immortal.

Enel3 years ago

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Zzzzzzzzombie8 years ago

go fishing once every month until you don't want to be immortal anymore

ImNotAFish7 years ago

I like you

imavirginnn4 years ago

as soon as i see "immortal" in any fucking button im not pressing it

Blue648 years ago

In other words, you become Deadpool.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You mean the terminator

Frisk the fallen9 years ago

No, I don't like killing people.

WHYNAMETAKEN7 years ago

Bye trump

pielover1019 years ago

Time to kill some assholes.

Babes9 years ago

No pls don't hurt me.

Something creative9 years ago

So yay I'm immortal and perfect

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Why not when I am immortal no one can harm me and I will control population burst

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

Where is a death note when you need one?

Hoggunner58 years ago

You could be the killing and immortal version of batman

ChloeEatsCake8 years ago

Kill everyone you hate. You can also kill police officers who try to kill you, you can kill them at will, because it never specifies how exactly to kill them.

Blue648 years ago

So long as it"s bloody. I will be Deadpool.

Enderwolf3089 years ago

YAY GOUDBYE HILLARY

HcorpseParty9 years ago

Yay fuck you OBAMA

Porkychop5 years ago

what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck

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dragonsprideforever8 years ago

sounds nice

Buttonman229122 years ago

Stomp on a bug

BriannaDraws7 years ago

ONCE A MONTH AND BLOODY HMMM SOUNDS FAMILIAR

DrGfy3 years ago

Just become a part-time executioner

Zack_Osborne029 years ago

Kill animal's

CuteUnicornPoop7 years ago

Pluck a leaf off a tree

Spartan-Ma8 years ago

I will kill an isis soldier everyday if that was an option!

the brain9 years ago

The 68% of people pressing the button means that it is true that I am surrounded by psychopaths. If you are part of the 32% of people who did not press the button save yourselves!

AyyyLOL8 years ago

Would kill the Illuminati, and al horrible criminals...

Fuckinggenius8 years ago

I fail to see the problem here. I have veeeeery long list of people I wish to kill. Mom, trump, old pedophile who harassed me, annoying wbc people... etc. I have wanted to kill people since I was 5.

Meme_Kid5 years ago

You can't die of the chair

Panifex8 years ago

The perfect me wouldn't kill anyone

NHLic9 years ago

Peeeeeeerfect.

Bluemchen7 years ago

Nice downside but I don’t want to be immortal.

kingsy10009 years ago

kill all the racists

AidenOfOz3 years ago

Gladly.

SlightlySimple9 years ago

So I'm immortal, perfect, and the solution to overpopulation. Sounds good.

RandomOtakuMolly7 years ago

Downside?

Markhen20048 years ago

Then im not the perfect me

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

well yeah

Nauglere4 years ago

Death Note Arc Pog!

Su_Lian_Ball10 days ago

我在使命召唤里面杀也算杀人对吧？

AuraGuardianGabe8 years ago

Play Battlefield, and boom

FreaknNightmare6 years ago

It"s called a period

AafreccT9 years ago

"The perfect me" is not me anymore... I'd have pressed it otherwise.

Lucifer-Morningstar8 years ago

I'm already immortal and I get to torture souls for the rest of eternity,killing the people is all that I have left to accomplish..

Kingkappa7 years ago

Everyone thinks they"re so smart with the immortality is a curse you would float in space thing, hey idiots, just fly to another planet if this one"s ever in danger. You have infinite time to do so.

Galakrond9 years ago

It's worth it cause the "perfect" me would have powers so i am ok with this

Yeetaleet56343 years ago

I"d kill Putin first.

Tvlola9 years ago

Fuck donald trump!

Dismemberedpoet7 years ago

So a regular year for me then

VanishAway5 years ago

Theres more than 6 billion people no doubt ill do it

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