You are immortal and have changed into the perfect you.
but
You have to kill someone (can be anyone a criminal, some person you hate, your friends and family. I don't judge I just make things to put on the internet.) once a month and make it bloody.
It's a paradox - when everybody is dead, you can't kill yourself, because you are immortal, but, because you can't kill yourself, you become mortal, so you can kill yourself to become immortal, meaning you are not killed, because you are immortal.
go fishing once every month until you don't want to be immortal anymore
ImNotAFish8 years ago
I like you
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Perlica3 years ago
外星人:“这个银河系是您的了,不不不,这些东西都是鄙人上供给您的,怎么需要钱呢”
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imavirginnn6 years ago
as soon as i see "immortal" in any fucking button im not pressing it
asyraf_4149 months ago
become not immortal for every button u press that has immortal if u wanna
BUT
the bad sides of buttons appears to replace ur dreams
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Blue649 years ago
In other words, you become Deadpool.
Dannybionic4 years ago
You mean the terminator
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Frisk the fallen10 years ago
No, I don't like killing people.
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WHYNAMETAKEN8 years ago
Bye trump
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pielover10110 years ago
Time to kill some assholes.
Babes10 years ago
No pls don't hurt me.
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Something creative10 years ago
So yay I'm immortal and perfect
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SoulHunter_kunal9 years ago
Why not when I am immortal no one can harm me and I will control population burst
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oOBlakeOo9 years ago
Where is a death note when you need one?
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Hoggunner59 years ago
You could be the killing and immortal version of batman
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ChloeEatsCake9 years ago
Kill everyone you hate. You can also kill police officers who try to kill you, you can kill them at will, because it never specifies how exactly to kill them.
Become ruler of Earth. Personally execute the worst criminal each month. Make it seem like a show of strength, quickly become desensitized to violence and able to make the tough decisions.
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DZ10B4K7 years ago
Being immortal? No thank you
Bloody Kills? Hell yes l was preparing my chainsaw for this occasion
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Roosterrock14910 years ago
I don't see a downside to that, I mean, if you're immortal, killing should be easy, and you could be like a super hero, or super villain if that's what you're into
Spex10 years ago
Being immortal means you cant die from age... you an still be killed
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kodawei2haolast year
每个月杀一个死刑犯
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ShadowShaper10 years ago
I gladly will.
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dragonsprideforever9 years ago
sounds nice
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Buttonman229123 years ago
Stomp on a bug
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BriannaDraws8 years ago
ONCE A MONTH AND BLOODY
HMMM
SOUNDS FAMILIAR
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Spartan-Ma9 years ago
I will kill an isis soldier everyday if that was an option!
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DrGfy5 years ago
Just become a part-time executioner
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Zack_Osborne0210 years ago
Kill animal's
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CuteUnicornPoop9 years ago
Pluck a leaf off a tree
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Meme_Kid7 years ago
You can't die of the chair
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the brain10 years ago
The 68% of people pressing the button means that it is true that I am surrounded by psychopaths. If you are part of the 32% of people who did not press the button save yourselves!
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AyyyLOL9 years ago
Would kill the Illuminati, and al horrible criminals...
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Fuckinggenius10 years ago
I fail to see the problem here. I have veeeeery long list of people I wish to kill. Mom, trump, old pedophile who harassed me, annoying wbc people... etc. I have wanted to kill people since I was 5.
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Panifex9 years ago
The perfect me wouldn't kill anyone
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NHLic10 years ago
Peeeeeeerfect.
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Bluemchen8 years ago
Nice downside but I don’t want to be immortal.
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kingsy100010 years ago
kill all the racists
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AidenOfOz4 years ago
Gladly.
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SlightlySimple10 years ago
So I'm immortal, perfect, and the solution to overpopulation. Sounds good.
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