Will You Press The Button?

Something creative9 years ago

I kill at least one person every month anyways

_JASEH_3 years ago

Should I be concerned😳

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Enotlast year

По сути ты не стареешь пройдет 3 миллиарда лет солнце взорвется и ты будешь в одиночестве летать по космосу...

Heltlast year

外星人：“这个银河系是您的了，不不不，这些东西都是鄙人上供给您的，怎么需要钱呢”

tmanrandg9 years ago

I will kill trump

FaalSivaas6 years ago

Good luck

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Anonymgord9 years ago

It's a paradox - when everybody is dead, you can't kill yourself, because you are immortal, but, because you can't kill yourself, you become mortal, so you can kill yourself to become immortal, meaning you are not killed, because you are immortal.

Enel3 years ago

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Zzzzzzzzombie8 years ago

go fishing once every month until you don't want to be immortal anymore

ImNotAFish7 years ago

I like you

imavirginnn4 years ago

as soon as i see "immortal" in any fucking button im not pressing it

Blue648 years ago

In other words, you become Deadpool.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You mean the terminator

Frisk the fallen9 years ago

No, I don't like killing people.

WHYNAMETAKEN7 years ago

Bye trump

pielover1019 years ago

Time to kill some assholes.

Babes8 years ago

No pls don't hurt me.

Something creative9 years ago

So yay I'm immortal and perfect

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Why not when I am immortal no one can harm me and I will control population burst

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

Where is a death note when you need one?

Hoggunner58 years ago

You could be the killing and immortal version of batman

ChloeEatsCake8 years ago

Kill everyone you hate. You can also kill police officers who try to kill you, you can kill them at will, because it never specifies how exactly to kill them.

Blue648 years ago

So long as it"s bloody. I will be Deadpool.

Enderwolf3089 years ago

YAY GOUDBYE HILLARY

HcorpseParty9 years ago

Yay fuck you OBAMA

Porkychop5 years ago

what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck

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NightshineTheNightwing7 years ago

it isn't worth someones life

Jess_Cyan9 years ago

the perfect me doesn't kill people x :)

the brain9 years ago

that is so true!

regrets20208 years ago

Kill Kim Jong Un

ADJHDlast year

Time to become a jailer

Ajrocks5679 years ago

Trump, beiber, Clinton, harmbes killer, my brother, my other brother, and Osama and there is half a year and I have killed people that need to die

SamBaum8 years ago

cool

LucasLeonel3 years ago

ok so this is Immortality but I can decide where it stops so...

Camboss124 9 years ago

Here i come! DONALD TRUMP

jburritt017 years ago

Kill terrorists

wtfuck5 years ago

How am I the perfect me if I kill somebody at least once a month?

Glitchy_Ball7 years ago

Kill people on the death row duh

Nerdyboi8 years ago

This is one of the best: become a bounty hunter or executioner. Also, when you are tired of life, stop killing. You will die. I also think this would be a good book or movie.

ToTZ8 years ago

Yay, I"ve always wanted to be an immortal vampire.

Asdasdas6 months ago

inmortality is stupid

BLAZINBRAWLER8 years ago

DIE, YOU STUPID ANT! YOU NEED TO OR ELSE I DON'T GET MY IMMORTALITY!

Z0m41e7 years ago

Justin Bieber! Your Time has come

bobman9 years ago

trump

ButtonPresser097712 years ago

i'll just kill a shark for some yummy food. problemo solved

Rem-chan9 years ago

Bla bla... IMMORTAL. Me: (instantly presses no)

Thatonetrollingdude328 years ago

Downside?

Cheeseman8 years ago

Enemies here I come

JulianGeckoWasp4 years ago

I'll kill every furry on this earth!

RoadHogMChook'em9 years ago

i will start with trump, and then i will slowly kill his followers, one by one!

Ghost.0238 years ago

Kill someone on death row or kill in a video game

Asylum12236 years ago

I'm a psychopath so win win

jadynn9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a dragon!!I can't change back.I have big thumbs so sorry for things that don't make sense.Again,help me or I eat you!!!!!!!;

Loophole man9 years ago

Lol I just replied to a dragon comment 2 button ago

ChrissyYoung8 years ago

That sounds like a decent description of a period. Your eggs are potential children, and once a month, they die and leave your body. And don't even try to tell me it isn't bloody.

Memeber9 years ago

trump, hilary, jb, and.... ALL THE SUPPORTERS

Mammajuju7 years ago

I will be better than deadpool

H'swIhts9 years ago

I have a finger as my avatar, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Mady08 years ago

What if the perfect me doesn't kill?

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