Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09011 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK

pineapple43929 years ago

Loop hole another button made me feel no pain so yeah

D YellowMadness5 years ago

The condition of one hypothetical scenario isn't a loophole to an entirely different hypothetical scenario. That"s like expecting to survive a deadly fall in Half-Life because you activated god mode in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Sigmatos10 years ago

Idiots, girls have urethras too. How do you think we pee? -.-'

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago

So basically your dick hurts, and you send your country in to an inflation?, I'm sorry but there is no upside to this.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

The country itself will never know and therefore not inflate, if you dont use it too much...

Coyote Chaos10 years ago

For all of you idiots who think you don't have a urethra, yes you do, unless your genitals are malformed.

Lee MacWilliams12 years ago

Never said you have to. It's handy if you're short on cash.

D YellowMadness5 years ago

I was so distracted by the painful image I didn't even notice it doesn't say you don't have to. Oops. @Screwyplumb: Trying to buy things with a quadrillion dollar bill would be like trying to buy things with a bad drawing of a dollar that the clerk watched you draw.

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Jpokr28 years ago

Why in the world would you make a coin? Just 100 dollar bills. A coin would be painful af.

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago

SEe heres the thing i could knock myself out and pay someone to pull them out while im knocked out

D YellowMadness5 years ago

It says you have to pull it out.

SaperLover699 years ago

What about fakin checks

Zetsushira9 years ago

What is a urethra? I'm not really good in english

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

The hole in your penis

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Whatever I chose pain and money. Once I have enough I can stop. Easy!

Xanxan1410 years ago

Not coins!!! Never coins!!

Garrett1189 years ago

Some coins are worth thousands

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Can we say morphine?

zhy123 years ago

youre a fxxking genuis!!

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Rasmus Thomsen12 years ago

69% did not 69

David Blonde Gibellin12 years ago

I love these; understand that you don't HAVE to use that ability, you just can. Nothing changes except that you can do it when you desperately need it. Also who would create coins when you can create $100 bills? XD

vulfy9 years ago

i would, as there exists a 6 million dollar, solid gold coin.

Leonel Corado12 years ago

Holy shit.

Harald Pedersen12 years ago

If i wanted to create money from nothing, i'd be be owner of the federal reserve bank :|

Ryan Schick12 years ago

just do it once a month, and make it a 10,000$ bill, 120,000$ income a year

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

But... They don't exist

Parzival3217 years ago

Vikingwalrus10 years ago

No way. NO ******** WAY!

Sooty849 years ago

How bout no

Matt Chu12 years ago

You can just create a check for billions of dollars and you'd never have to use this ability ever again.

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

The day's I wish I was a woman

Moto T Nilsen12 years ago

a wild papercut appears ;_;

Lucaz3 years ago

If you can use foreign currency you could get $400 at once with a 100 kuwaiti dinar bill

ChucklesWagon10 years ago

stretch it out with a few half dollars and bills will just slide right out :)

hioliver9 years ago

#Painpillsbby

LILLYTHEBURRING9 years ago

FUKC thua harda hehe I sekajn frech HEHE lol I do not just putting werod worldXD

TheWatermelonWarrior11 years ago

That sounds so painful

moldypotato13379 years ago

Isnt a urethra a woman part?

CMHammond9 years ago

@moldypotato1337: It's the hole you urinate out of, which both males and females can have. @360MemeScoper: Almost right. There CAN be two holes, but usually one, which is for both urine and semen (in males). Girls just always have one, and only for urine.

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SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago

That sounds like taking a shit with extra steps, except you get paid for it

lanaholt10299 years ago

Just pull out 100 pound note at a time

DarkOverlord28 years ago

My what?

XxBulletXMinkxX10 years ago

I would if it wasn't painfully pulled out of there

thatdudedotcom9 years ago

what's urethra?

Dupes8 years ago

Omg. Its the way the urine gets from your bladder to the outside

Winter648 years ago

if im poor its worth it. it also doesn't say what type of bill.

It'sAMePablo10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

noooooooooooooooo

Tyler Shaw12 years ago

Almost pressed it.

BroyZ9 years ago

one one said YOU HAVE TO DO IT. So if you realy need money, you can do it

oldnotweak9 years ago

ill pull a million dollar bill (if those even exist) once or twice

D YellowMadness5 years ago

They don't.

qwertyfr3 years ago

money is money

XxTheRealMpxX9 years ago

SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS. DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2....[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

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ChaosKnecht8 years ago

Just take a lot of pain killers

D YellowMadness5 years ago

You"d have to pull out a lot of money to make up for the amount of painkillers you"d need to withstand that &, by then, you"d have canceled out the profit & probably died from your injuries. Especially considering how bad your motor skills would be on that...[Show full comment]

Dakaar10 years ago

Ow!!!!

TrueWOPR7 years ago

I"ve had a kidney stone removed before; I"d gladly rip out a rolled up $500 Kuwait bill. (~$1656 USD) I may cry like a bitch but I"d be a millionaire in a matter of minutes.

EliteGeneral9 years ago

Antiseptic and pain-killers/relievers(which you can buy if u have some cash which will be replenished ANYWAY), and you better wash the bill/coin one way or another, ez. plus it is only when you REALLY need it

nightlightdragon9 years ago

1,000 dollars bills anyway....they dont exist...u can make money didnt say what kinda money you haters xD

D YellowMadness5 years ago

How are you gonna spend it? It"s not legal money. No one could use it for anything so no one would want it. You"d just be carrying around a useless piece of bloody paper.

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rebeldevil11 years ago

NOPE.

Jonan4tor9 years ago

I dont know what that is,but it sounds pain full. And it said from nothing,but its obviously coming from there

CMHammond9 years ago

It's the hole in your genitals which urine comes out of. You know which one.

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