Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09010 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK

pineapple43929 years ago

Loop hole another button made me feel no pain so yeah

D YellowMadness4 years ago

The condition of one hypothetical scenario isn't a loophole to an entirely different hypothetical scenario. That"s like expecting to survive a deadly fall in Half-Life because you activated god mode in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Sigmatos9 years ago

Idiots, girls have urethras too. How do you think we pee? -.-'

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago

So basically your dick hurts, and you send your country in to an inflation?, I'm sorry but there is no upside to this.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

The country itself will never know and therefore not inflate, if you dont use it too much...

Coyote Chaos9 years ago

For all of you idiots who think you don't have a urethra, yes you do, unless your genitals are malformed.

Lee MacWilliams12 years ago

Never said you have to. It's handy if you're short on cash.

D YellowMadness4 years ago

I was so distracted by the painful image I didn't even notice it doesn't say you don't have to. Oops. @Screwyplumb: Trying to buy things with a quadrillion dollar bill would be like trying to buy things with a bad drawing of a dollar that the clerk watched you draw.

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Jpokr27 years ago

Why in the world would you make a coin? Just 100 dollar bills. A coin would be painful af.

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago

SEe heres the thing i could knock myself out and pay someone to pull them out while im knocked out

D YellowMadness4 years ago

It says you have to pull it out.

SaperLover699 years ago

What about fakin checks

Zetsushira9 years ago

What is a urethra? I'm not really good in english

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

The hole in your penis

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Whatever I chose pain and money. Once I have enough I can stop. Easy!

Xanxan1410 years ago

Not coins!!! Never coins!!

Garrett1188 years ago

Some coins are worth thousands

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Can we say morphine?

zhy123 years ago

youre a fxxking genuis!!

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Rasmus Thomsen12 years ago

69% did not 69

Leonel Corado12 years ago

Holy shit.

David Blonde Gibellin12 years ago

I love these; understand that you don't HAVE to use that ability, you just can. Nothing changes except that you can do it when you desperately need it. Also who would create coins when you can create $100 bills? XD

vulfy9 years ago

i would, as there exists a 6 million dollar, solid gold coin.

Harald Pedersen12 years ago

If i wanted to create money from nothing, i'd be be owner of the federal reserve bank :|

Ryan Schick12 years ago

just do it once a month, and make it a 10,000$ bill, 120,000$ income a year

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

But... They don't exist

RainbowPwrr4 years ago

me: just money on bank you get all the money you want

gamer1019 years ago

Wow just lost something but i cann afford surgery on it

Nathanismename8 years ago

2words numbness shots

oldnotweak10 years ago

ten thousand dollar bill is worth it haha

Husky_Gunner9 years ago

That'd be like kidney stones suddenly having monetary value, that's awful! D:

Anthony Lantier12 years ago

I assume this includes $5 million banknotes?

Skyconnor9 years ago

HELL FUCKING NAH BITCHES! I WANT MY DICK

jokers9 years ago

A urethra really

Softis9 years ago

ill take 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 bill plese *Ouch* over!

CMHammond9 years ago

Apart from, they don't exist.

dylferno998 years ago

what if you pull a million dollar bill then u would be set

Deviljoe109 years ago

If you choose the bill just choose 1.000.000.000 and then get surgery to have metal and other things to protect it so it would not hurt!!

CheeseNigs9 years ago

I can created from nothing so i can created out of thin air, no?? its contradictory, no?

Legend.nintendo1019 years ago

It said that you could make them out of nothing. It sounds you are literally giving birth to money. When someone gives birth, they don't make it out of nothing you know.

LogicWizard3149 years ago

Worth it... Ow...

Siuuuu3 years ago

im into sounding soo its a win win for me

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Garrett1188 years ago

Please shut this crap down

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Maggie11 years ago

Ewwww

Jaeger9 years ago

dat is no possible

4565AnimeHotline9 years ago

Humankind cannot gain without first giving something in return. This is the law of equivalent exchange.

jakon9 years ago

Yasssss

leSukiCookie8 years ago

Okay, what I make ROMAN currency, which consisted of gold, silver and bronze, take that to the bank and get money for THAT? Or doesn't that count?

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CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

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Gabemario8 years ago

What"s a urethra?

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Ur dick

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