Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK

bigmacfan25 last year

press that button

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pineapple4392 11 years ago

Loop hole another button made me feel no pain so yeah

D YellowMadness 6 years ago

The condition of one hypothetical scenario isn't a loophole to an entirely different hypothetical scenario. That"s like expecting to survive a deadly fall in Half-Life because you activated god mode in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Sigmatos 11 years ago

Idiots, girls have urethras too. How do you think we pee? -.-'

INeedToPoopBadly 10 years ago

So basically your dick hurts, and you send your country in to an inflation?, I'm sorry but there is no upside to this.

UltimateSpaghettore 6 years ago

The country itself will never know and therefore not inflate, if you dont use it too much...

Lee MacWilliams 13 years ago

Never said you have to. It's handy if you're short on cash.

D YellowMadness 6 years ago

I was so distracted by the painful image I didn't even notice it doesn't say you don't have to. Oops. @Screwyplumb: Trying to buy things with a quadrillion dollar bill would be like trying to buy things with a bad drawing of a dollar that the clerk watched you draw.

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Coyote Chaos 11 years ago

For all of you idiots who think you don't have a urethra, yes you do, unless your genitals are malformed.

Jpokr2 9 years ago

Why in the world would you make a coin? Just 100 dollar bills. A coin would be painful af.

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago

SEe heres the thing i could knock myself out and pay someone to pull them out while im knocked out

D YellowMadness 6 years ago

It says you have to pull it out.

SaperLover69 10 years ago

What about fakin checks

Zetsushira 11 years ago

What is a urethra? I'm not really good in english

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

The hole in your penis

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Whatever I chose pain and money. Once I have enough I can stop. Easy!

Xanxan14 12 years ago

Not coins!!! Never coins!!

Garrett118 10 years ago

Some coins are worth thousands

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Can we say morphine?

zhy12 4 years ago

youre a fxxking genuis!!

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Rasmus Thomsen 13 years ago

69% did not 69

Leonel Corado 13 years ago

Holy shit.

David Blonde Gibellin 13 years ago

I love these; understand that you don't HAVE to use that ability, you just can. Nothing changes except that you can do it when you desperately need it. Also who would create coins when you can create $100 bills? XD

vulfy 10 years ago

i would, as there exists a 6 million dollar, solid gold coin.

Harald Pedersen 13 years ago

If i wanted to create money from nothing, i'd be be owner of the federal reserve bank :|

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

just do it once a month, and make it a 10,000$ bill, 120,000$ income a year

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

But... They don't exist

eugen32 10 years ago

WHAT THE HELL?

Jonathan Rowe 13 years ago

I wouldn't have any bills put under my name ;-)

KL_HIM_BLUE 11 years ago

hell no to my butt bro :{

ssstone2 9 years ago

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

NOPE.

DemonZ-Be-EviL 11 years ago

fuck that

Ripper 10 years ago

Dude that wouls slit open our dicks

Sahara 11 years ago

OMG, NO, WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS?! THAT WOULD BE LIKE A KIDNEY STONE FOR ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! No thanks!! I've had kidney stones, and they are horrible. No thanks. Nope nope nope.

CMHammond 11 years ago

This one again? Almost forgot about it. Free ability, use it when needed. And I just realised, if your highest valued currency is not enough, or worth it, perhaps pull a cheque out (from any desired person with ant desired value) or perhaps some uncirculat... [Show full comment]

Nathanismename 10 years ago

2words numbness shots

oldnotweak 12 years ago

ten thousand dollar bill is worth it haha

Husky_Gunner 11 years ago

That'd be like kidney stones suddenly having monetary value, that's awful! D:

RainbowPwrr 6 years ago

me: just money on bank you get all the money you want

gamer101 11 years ago

Wow just lost something but i cann afford surgery on it

Skyconnor 11 years ago

HELL FUCKING NAH BITCHES! I WANT MY DICK

jokers 11 years ago

A urethra really

Anthony Lantier 13 years ago

I assume this includes $5 million banknotes?

dylferno99 9 years ago

what if you pull a million dollar bill then u would be set

Deviljoe10 11 years ago

If you choose the bill just choose 1.000.000.000 and then get surgery to have metal and other things to protect it so it would not hurt!!

CheeseNigs 11 years ago

I can created from nothing so i can created out of thin air, no?? its contradictory, no?

Softis 11 years ago

ill take 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 bill plese *Ouch* over!

CMHammond 11 years ago

Apart from, they don't exist.

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

Worth it... Ow...

Siuuuu 4 years ago

im into sounding soo its a win win for me

XxTheRealMpxX 11 years ago

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Garrett118 10 years ago

Please shut this crap down

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Legend.nintendo101 11 years ago

It said that you could make them out of nothing. It sounds you are literally giving birth to money. When someone gives birth, they don't make it out of nothing you know.

4565AnimeHotline 11 years ago

Humankind cannot gain without first giving something in return. This is the law of equivalent exchange.

jakon 11 years ago

Yasssss

leSukiCookie 10 years ago

Okay, what I make ROMAN currency, which consisted of gold, silver and bronze, take that to the bank and get money for THAT? Or doesn't that count?

Maggie 12 years ago

Ewwww

Jaeger 11 years ago

dat is no possible

_UndertaleTrash_ 10 years ago

*moaning in the background* AHHHHHHHHHHH THIS HURTS

Gary Zigzag 13 years ago

So you get a sick that can essentially fun money. Sounds like you'd be every women's dream...

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

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