You earn triple the salary you do right now.
but
Because you have been hired as toilet cleaner for Apple.
I will not

TemmieArmor 11 years ago
3 times 0 is 0.

Puffer 2 years ago
I would be working for free then
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
toilet cleaning is ez

Adam Hicks 13 years ago
Triple nothing is still nothing. ;-;

Michelle_Mimi 9 years ago
Good point! Everyone who doesn't have a job still gets 0 salary
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mebruh 11 years ago
Making 3 times as much to do an even simpler job, where is thyne dyne downside good sir?

dannyade3 9 years ago
But what if your in school

Vantage 9 years ago
6 figure salary, 100K x 3= 300K a year, totally worth.

renankhBR 10 years ago
3x0 wow

Chez3 9 years ago
I'll press this button once I own a multi-million dollar corporation.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
So never.

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
I'm a student.

winterxhawk 9 years ago
Toilets are cool

FredBearGold 9 years ago
you just complemented his mom
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Pacifist_Sans 10 years ago
I don't wanna clean toilets as a job I wanna be a Youtuber!!!

netebaG 9 years ago
You do realize you can do both and quit cleaning toilets when your YouTube channel starts making good $
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Bob Cabbage 13 years ago
3 x 0 = 0 :(

SkyNyxO7 6 years ago
0×3= 000 still more then now XD sad....
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Dodontpressthebuttongirl 9 years ago
I don't get salary. Besides Dere no such things as an a toilet cleaner for Apple so basically no downside.

ColtonDavis 9 years ago
Jast quit

FredBearGold 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure the toilets will just be filled with apples.

One-Sixty 9 years ago
When apple tax is in your favor

Carlos_spicy_weiner 10 years ago
so triple the salary of 0... Profit? I think not!

J.A.E 10 years ago
Ox3=0 So I'm good

tntrex 10 years ago
i ain't got a job

Bozzi 11 years ago
I get 46k a year so I'll get 138K a year?! Hell yeah.

Hoods 11 years ago
an app to clean toilets would be great right about now!

Terrence Quintana 13 years ago
90k for cleaning toilets sounds great... But those who eat mainly fruit have the juiciest shits... Wait, what's Apple?

Vincen Krussel 1 11 years ago
You are awesome, get roasted, APPLE.

Lothlan Olson 13 years ago
I refuse to work for Apple

Akam1498 9 years ago
@Daily Trash umm apple is a company and android is only an OS so its nothing compared to a company
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FoxReber 2 years ago
0 x 3 is 0. So no.

vampireneko3 11 years ago
Well if I'm making $10 an hour now..that's $30 an hour for doing something that won't leave me hurting anywhere near as much..sign me up I'm hitting the button

Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago
If you wanna get to the top, prepare to clean up after the bottom.

bloom476 12 years ago
Use my access to apple to destroy the company from the inside, and no one would think that I did it cause I just clean the toilets

ArizonaBaby182005 10 years ago
Um so i get payed 3$? YAY!

Donderpants 10 years ago
I'm sorry Apple- but as a secondary school student, triple my salary isn't a whole damned lot.

Thetriathigamer154 6 years ago
It’s just toilets

GamerForEVER 11 years ago
3 dollars a day! Yay!!!!!

Furyfreeze 8 years ago
so, i get $3 for cleaning a toilet?

ariaprince 11 years ago
0x3 is still 0

Blaired8 9 years ago
3x0= 0 No thanks

Sparks Thunderfur 12 years ago
0x3=0

Bill-nye 10 years ago
I earn 20 now i earn 99999999999999999 or i earn 60

RadiantRaptorX last year
Soooo triple zero? 😭😭😢

MachoManShark 11 years ago
I don't have an income right now... I have no upsides.

BloodlustHound 10 years ago
3 X 0 is still 0

Lancelot25 5 years ago
Second time

Thecatofnightmares 11 years ago
I DON'T NEED MONEY TO BE HAPPY AS LONG AS I HAVE THE LOVE I NEED I'M HAPPY FUCK YOU APPLE WITH YOUR MACS AND IPHONES

Christian Bush 13 years ago
Lol you'd be stuck cleaning all those iPhones out of the toilets. Because you know, iPhone is... Well... Shit! ANDROID MASTER RACE

Iam_Correct 8 years ago
Right now im hating everything around me

nyancadz 11 years ago
Fuck apple android for life

Thelol33 9 years ago
I dont even like a triple salray

Mason Carter 13 years ago
3 X 0 = 0

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago
Get out of here with that spam.

immortal_panda 11 years ago
Hmmm, 3x0=0 DENIED

Blastobutton 12 years ago
I assume Apple employees won't poop in their hands and spread it everywhere, so that wouldn't be so bad even as low as 3x the minimum wage. Plus, that being your only janitorial duty means you'd probably spend most of your work day goofing off between cleanings.
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