You earn triple the salary you do right now.
but
Because you have been hired as toilet cleaner for Apple.
I will not


minimegaman09010 months ago
toilet cleaning is ez

TemmieArmor9 years ago
3 times 0 is 0.

Puffer6 months ago
I would be working for free then
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Adam Hicks12 years ago
Triple nothing is still nothing. ;-;

Michelle_Mimi8 years ago
Good point! Everyone who doesn't have a job still gets 0 salary
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mebruh9 years ago
Making 3 times as much to do an even simpler job, where is thyne dyne downside good sir?

dannyade38 years ago
But what if your in school

Vantage8 years ago
6 figure salary, 100K x 3= 300K a year, totally worth.

renankhBR9 years ago
3x0 wow

Chez38 years ago
I'll press this button once I own a multi-million dollar corporation.

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
So never.

Fierceclaws8 years ago
I'm a student.

winterxhawk8 years ago
Toilets are cool

FredBearGold8 years ago
you just complemented his mom
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Pacifist_Sans9 years ago
I don't wanna clean toilets as a job I wanna be a Youtuber!!!

netebaG7 years ago
You do realize you can do both and quit cleaning toilets when your YouTube channel starts making good $
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Bob Cabbage12 years ago
3 x 0 = 0 :(

SkyNyxO75 years ago
0×3= 000 still more then now XD sad....
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Dodontpressthebuttongirl7 years ago
I don't get salary. Besides Dere no such things as an a toilet cleaner for Apple so basically no downside.

ColtonDavis8 years ago
Jast quit

FredBearGold8 years ago
I'm pretty sure the toilets will just be filled with apples.

One-Sixty8 years ago
When apple tax is in your favor

Carlos_spicy_weiner9 years ago
so triple the salary of 0... Profit? I think not!

J.A.E9 years ago
Ox3=0 So I'm good

tntrex9 years ago
i ain't got a job

Bozzi9 years ago
I get 46k a year so I'll get 138K a year?! Hell yeah.

Hoods9 years ago
an app to clean toilets would be great right about now!

Terrence Quintana12 years ago
90k for cleaning toilets sounds great... But those who eat mainly fruit have the juiciest shits... Wait, what's Apple?

Vincen Krussel 19 years ago
You are awesome, get roasted, APPLE.

Lothlan Olson12 years ago
I refuse to work for Apple

Akam14987 years ago
@Daily Trash umm apple is a company and android is only an OS so its nothing compared to a company
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Dougthepug3 years ago
I’m under age so I think I’ll be fired pretty quick

otaku not weeaboo9 years ago
I don't have a salary

JohnPariah11 years ago
0 * 3 is still 0

Lingjing69 years ago
What if i dont have a job?

Melissa Leman12 years ago
I don't have a job yet...sooooooo yeah, not pressing it.

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
Imagine that. Cleaning toilets for a living.

Butt0n_master5 years ago
I don't have a job

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Oldiron_797 years ago
250k sounds like enough to not care about my dignity

PapaBear9 years ago
apple does take really big shits...

Dark-roses7 years ago
I OWN A SAMSUNG F*CK APPLE

ILUVBUTTONNSS10 years ago
Pay someone to do it

VeryCoolGiova8 years ago
3 X 0 = 0

num1goonlord3 months ago
*uses laser vision to clean the toilets*

Majesticfrog9 years ago
Still a chance to creat an awesome app and become more famous...

Jamie Newman12 years ago
3x0=0

vampireslayer1979 years ago
I don't have a job so this doesn't apply

Yukitai4 years ago
Jeff Bezos be like: Triple my salary? That sounds like a lot... Welp, I got too much money anyway, but why the heck not...

dickhead99 years ago
WTF IS THIS QUESTION

jcanida7 years ago
It doesn't say hours or anything maybe you clean one toilet and you"re done for the millennium but you still get paid

Samutec9 years ago
For Apple!? I shall never work for Apple!

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ArizonaBaby182005 8 years ago
Um so i get payed 3$? YAY!

FoxReber10 months ago
0 x 3 is 0. So no.

vampireneko3 9 years ago
Well if I'm making $10 an hour now..that's $30 an hour for doing something that won't leave me hurting anywhere near as much..sign me up I'm hitting the button

Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
If you wanna get to the top, prepare to clean up after the bottom.

bloom47610 years ago
Use my access to apple to destroy the company from the inside, and no one would think that I did it cause I just clean the toilets
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