You earn triple the salary you do right now.
but
Because you have been hired as toilet cleaner for Apple.
I will not

TemmieArmor 11 years ago
3 times 0 is 0.

Puffer 2 years ago
I would be working for free then
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
toilet cleaning is ez

Adam Hicks 13 years ago
Triple nothing is still nothing. ;-;

Michelle_Mimi 9 years ago
Good point! Everyone who doesn't have a job still gets 0 salary
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mebruh 11 years ago
Making 3 times as much to do an even simpler job, where is thyne dyne downside good sir?

dannyade3 9 years ago
But what if your in school

Vantage 9 years ago
6 figure salary, 100K x 3= 300K a year, totally worth.

renankhBR 11 years ago
3x0 wow

Chez3 9 years ago
I'll press this button once I own a multi-million dollar corporation.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
So never.

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
I'm a student.

winterxhawk 9 years ago
Toilets are cool

FredBearGold 9 years ago
you just complemented his mom
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Pacifist_Sans 10 years ago
I don't wanna clean toilets as a job I wanna be a Youtuber!!!

netebaG 9 years ago
You do realize you can do both and quit cleaning toilets when your YouTube channel starts making good $
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Bob Cabbage 13 years ago
3 x 0 = 0 :(

SkyNyxO7 6 years ago
0×3= 000 still more then now XD sad....
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Dodontpressthebuttongirl 9 years ago
I don't get salary. Besides Dere no such things as an a toilet cleaner for Apple so basically no downside.

ColtonDavis 9 years ago
Jast quit

FredBearGold 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure the toilets will just be filled with apples.

One-Sixty 9 years ago
When apple tax is in your favor

Carlos_spicy_weiner 10 years ago
so triple the salary of 0... Profit? I think not!

J.A.E 10 years ago
Ox3=0 So I'm good

tntrex 10 years ago
i ain't got a job

Bozzi 11 years ago
I get 46k a year so I'll get 138K a year?! Hell yeah.

Hoods 11 years ago
an app to clean toilets would be great right about now!

Terrence Quintana 13 years ago
90k for cleaning toilets sounds great... But those who eat mainly fruit have the juiciest shits... Wait, what's Apple?

Vincen Krussel 1 11 years ago
You are awesome, get roasted, APPLE.

Lothlan Olson 13 years ago
I refuse to work for Apple

Akam1498 9 years ago
@Daily Trash umm apple is a company and android is only an OS so its nothing compared to a company
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Kevin Amirault 13 years ago
tripple my salary is still 0

pressingforeverornever 8 years ago
Did Apple even sell toilets or what? THE BUTTON IS A LIE!!!

hadylu 11 years ago
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BENSTERBOY2002 11 years ago
Wait. I've got a education... IM GETTING PAYED FOR NOTHING!!!

JohnPariah 12 years ago
0 * 3 is still 0

Lingjing6 10 years ago
What if i dont have a job?

Dougthepug 5 years ago
I’m under age so I think I’ll be fired pretty quick

otaku not weeaboo 11 years ago
I don't have a salary

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago
Imagine that. Cleaning toilets for a living.

Butt0n_master 6 years ago
I don't have a job

Yusgamer 11 years ago
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Melissa Leman 13 years ago
I don't have a job yet...sooooooo yeah, not pressing it.

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
250k sounds like enough to not care about my dignity

PapaBear 11 years ago
apple does take really big shits...

ILUVBUTTONNSS 12 years ago
Pay someone to do it

VeryCoolGiova 10 years ago
3 X 0 = 0

num1goonlord 2 years ago
*uses laser vision to clean the toilets*

Majesticfrog 11 years ago
Still a chance to creat an awesome app and become more famous...

Dark-roses 9 years ago
I OWN A SAMSUNG F*CK APPLE

vampireslayer197 10 years ago
I don't have a job so this doesn't apply

Yukitai 6 years ago
Jeff Bezos be like: Triple my salary? That sounds like a lot... Welp, I got too much money anyway, but why the heck not...

dickhead9 11 years ago
WTF IS THIS QUESTION

Jamie Newman 13 years ago
3x0=0

Samutec 11 years ago
For Apple!? I shall never work for Apple!

jcanida 8 years ago
It doesn't say hours or anything maybe you clean one toilet and you"re done for the millennium but you still get paid

BigAlGames 11 years ago
rosiedudernDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom... [Show full comment]

FoxReber 2 years ago
0 x 3 is 0. So no.
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