I assume Apple employees won't poop in their hands and spread it everywhere, so that wouldn't be so bad even as low as 3x the minimum wage. Plus, that being your only janitorial duty means you'd probably spend most of your work day goofing off between cleanings.
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coolguy $$$$10 years ago
Maybe when I get promoted I will get a free apple
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immortal_panda11 years ago
Hmmm,
3x0=0
DENIED
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yanis0110 years ago
0×3 is still 0
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Down-with-justin-beiber6 years ago
Haha I don’t even have a salary
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krevelen11 years ago
I clean toilets for a living right now, I've got nothing to lose
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Kevin Palacios13 years ago
You don't know the struggle until you press the freaking button...
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SharinganOPAF9 years ago
I make minimum wage (which in Michigan is about $9) grilling at McDonald"s, so yeah, I'll gladly make about $57,000 a year cleaning toilets
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(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE11 years ago
I havent a job so thebresult is down of me 👇
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Salvador Castillo13 years ago
My salary is zero so it's a lose-lose for me.
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Lafayette106210 years ago
3x0=0 yay I'm rich
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PegaSusHUNlast year
0x3 is still 0
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WBGrock11 years ago
Sure... why not.
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timmmy9 years ago
all the edge lords saying 3 times 0 is 0
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HelloyouRegood5 years ago
3x0 = 0 yeah no im not pressing that
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Raine11 years ago
Fudge apple life
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christian160z12 years ago
Well ill invent iCleaner
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JoshTheScrub10 years ago
it's a deal
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nyancadz11 years ago
Ah does that mean I have to clean their shot products
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