64368 (73%) 23931 (27%)
64368 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 23931 (27%) did not.
You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
but
You decide not to press the button.
Next


minimegaman09011 months ago
oh shit we got a paradox

OML_trash8 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

BOSs488 months ago
Perfect for reply. XD
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TearinFall9 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE3 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom1198 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic9 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber48 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill7 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Zora link9 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

buffalowing8 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar9 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber48 years ago
That was easy.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

Michael Archer12 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-1378 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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Flashbp8 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser1108 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK878 years ago
I will punch the button then...

MuuToo9 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

Babo Dragon7 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

jkmc12058 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz7 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike90907 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer12 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

adam10208 years ago
wheres the downside? DREAM JOB BE A DEVIL AND DESTROY EARTH AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WHOLE GALAXY (with a breathing tube because you could die without air in outer space)

lizardbarf1279 years ago
NO PARADOXES

VanillaShake017 years ago
This is just too easy

Dokukage9 years ago
Bad choices are bad. People must not think before writing these.

pithany90010 years ago
'I will not' So I willl X)

Flashbp8 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

The Button Presser 9 years ago
Shut up consciousness I can do what I want!

Foxythepirate10 years ago
I already pressed the button so wtf.

MYAHALLIHANStudent7 years ago
CANT TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO! *slams the button down*

Radziecki9 years ago
Technically I haven't pressed the button... but I did... and technically I'm not working there. but I do...so I don't have to go there because I'm not officialy hired... Getting paid for staying in home and doing jack shit, gihi.

sara_the_cat111 years ago
clever, very clever.

HoldOnToYourBullpups9 years ago
but...i DID press the button? soooo now what?

Elpoyoman486 years ago
I decided I won't press it but instead slam the button so hard people will fear my power

Jessica Dean12 years ago
Buttonception

AthenaGirl38 years ago
What?

Theomars9 years ago
F.uck with my mind?

abcx9 years ago
I will be angry for a short moment, because I pressed the button, but then I will be fine.

GetInTheDarkTank10 years ago
I pressed the button LOL! Umm... did I misunderstand this dilemma?

ChloeStanford8 years ago
Paradox

TheLegend298 years ago
Then how the fuck i pressed the button !!!! 😱

Tyren9 years ago
HOW DO I WIN!?

alexriveraced7 years ago
I decided to press it, so suck on that

Outcast Angel9 years ago
I hate you (-)_(-)

coindog10 years ago
OMG WTF? PARADOX!!!

will-you-button-28 years ago
what????!!!

jfb13379 years ago
paradox... I just pressed.

Lubomir Kotov12 years ago
wat

TheMaydayMan3 years ago
how did this button get verified

The Sir9 years ago
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

LeaSophie☆10 years ago
What?

Flashbp8 years ago
I wish I was a superhero
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