You get straight A*s in your tests
but
You are employed at McDonalds for 8 years before you can move to another job
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark8 months ago
Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative with all these a little earlier if we both are available in a bit tomorrow y no se si es el adn de la musica de las partes amarillas de sus rectangulares y ou're

xXx_Pussydestroyer_xXx8 years ago
Doesn't say what position I am, i can be the owner of MCD.

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
i could buy the mcdonalds' franchise and become a billionaire

idiot_99999999999999999995 years ago
never said i could quit and then get another job

nangst6 years ago
i get straight ass in my tests?

None-Is-None8 years ago
So? If I get it now I can make some money. And I can have the job in college.

Andrew White12 years ago
At least I'll be guarenteed a job for 8 years lol

R111111ck2 years ago
Am i the only one that read this you only get straight ass XD
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Harley_Gamer988 years ago
IM LOVING IT!

Annia123459 years ago
FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR MEEEEE!!

sERAPHINe9 years ago
yeeeesssssss
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MR_BACON9 years ago
When I'm still going to school I got a easy and ensured job! I didn't say how much work you have to do and your possesion! CEO MILLIONAIRE!!!

DrakeGauz7 years ago
Tests mean nothing too much in the real world, just work hard and have patience and you will make it in life.

MGThanatos7 years ago
FUCK my dream job is age limited ;-;

cheezecake18 years ago
Dankmemes101 I thought you were one of the people that puts the same thing

dankmemes1018 years ago
mkay

MLPRDR9 years ago
I see no downside

P0$H9 years ago
I mean at least it's a guaranteed job for 8 whole years lol

Jonan4tor9 years ago
Wait,so I automatically get a's on my test?! So dont show up on test days. And if I'm 12,I would love 2 get money through college!

Cøltøn Høøke12 years ago
It doesn't say what position.

Doritoesforever7 years ago
McDonald"s ceo
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Julia Theim12 years ago
The manager at McDonald's is like a millionaire

MCFan359 years ago
Yup, the manager pretty much makes bank :P
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Amy Johnson12 years ago
You could be the maneger

Ebony_Pusher4 years ago
Never said what position

nikan9 years ago
at least i can see how ugly the clown is

cheezecake18 years ago
Then can go to college

jomama10 years ago
What if you already were planning to work at McDonalds?

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Il get fired from mc HA LOOP

irishdragon510 years ago
I become CEO or some other high-ranking position. Or its a side job while working on multiple degrees (including multiple doctorates at esteemed universities). I could also hypothetically do whatever I want at said job and never get fired, alleviating a la...[Show full comment]

ForeverPieSP7 years ago
If I'm at McDonalds for 8 years before I switch jobs, that"s both a guaranteed 8 years of life, I can't get fired for being lazy and not showing up, and I could become the CEO!

survivorspanish9 years ago
Whats the problem

jiriachi199 years ago
I'm fine with McDonalds

CurtisSharp7 years ago
goes to vet school after high school. mcdonalds after college

Ronnoc5279 years ago
Dont go to school or work get oerfect grades and dicounts. Perfect transcrip means apply for 5 great jobs, get in dont go. Get rich.

Winter648 years ago
fuck this

NickC10 years ago
That's just all through highschool and college, so I wouldn't neeed a real job

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago
I start working as soon as freaking possible so ideally I'll be done at like 21

Fazpark10 years ago
Hell no.i would prefer FFC thai that F*ckin McDonalds

EpicCookiePie8 years ago
So i'll start now with McD. Still 2 years of school left and a lot more years for studying. Hell yea, i have a job as a student.

Jazmine Bailey Stobie12 years ago
i dont really want straight Ass in my tests

DrDinkyWinky3 years ago
So college, but I have good grades. Also if you have to be employed for 8 years that means no matter what you do you will always have a source of income. Imagine being able to mess around with no fear of your job security.

SammyJ10209 years ago
Since I'm actually smart, I already get straight A's.

caden wayne9 years ago
doesnt say i have to work at the restruant part of the buissness i could be in the office or comercail stuff or even the ceo`s asistant logic wins again

Jadenfb5235 years ago
nope ive already got srait a"s

BrianGriffen9 years ago
Get myself fired

TheRealMudkip138 years ago
If you press this button when you"re 12 or 13 you get a legit job, which is impossible for kids today, and straight a"s for tests? Hell yeah!

NatalHail8 10 years ago
Downside is?

alexriveraced7 years ago
Who wants a happy meal?

francois 9 years ago
Mc donalds is expensive and you get minimum wage

Some-random-person8 years ago
I kinda already have pretty much all straight a"s on tests

Sudokori 10 years ago
So I get a part time job and have income while attending college and go looking for jobs with experience working? Sounds good to me

GreenInferno 9 years ago
Why did I read straight ASS at First ...

Spiderp8 years ago
Had I seen this button when I was in high school, or college. I might have been foolish enough to press it. However... Schooooool"s out. For. Ever. So I"ve no real use for it.

Good God A Bear11 years ago
Pretty much my life anyway

TheAsh9 years ago
Perfect. I can have a part time job through McDonalds through high school and college, ace all my tests, and get a high paying job.
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