Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative with all these a little earlier if we both are available in a bit tomorrow y no se si es el adn de la musica de las partes amarillas de sus rectangulares y ou're

xXx_Pussydestroyer_xXx8 years ago

Doesn't say what position I am, i can be the owner of MCD.

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

i could buy the mcdonalds' franchise and become a billionaire

idiot_99999999999999999994 years ago

never said i could quit and then get another job

nangst6 years ago

i get straight ass in my tests?

None-Is-None8 years ago

So? If I get it now I can make some money. And I can have the job in college.

Andrew White12 years ago

At least I'll be guarenteed a job for 8 years lol

R111111ck2 years ago

Am i the only one that read this you only get straight ass XD

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Harley_Gamer988 years ago

IM LOVING IT!

Annia123459 years ago

FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR MEEEEE!!

sERAPHINe9 years ago

yeeeesssssss

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MR_BACON9 years ago

When I'm still going to school I got a easy and ensured job! I didn't say how much work you have to do and your possesion! CEO MILLIONAIRE!!!

DrakeGauz7 years ago

Tests mean nothing too much in the real world, just work hard and have patience and you will make it in life.

MGThanatos7 years ago

FUCK my dream job is age limited ;-;

cheezecake18 years ago

Dankmemes101 I thought you were one of the people that puts the same thing

dankmemes1018 years ago

mkay

MLPRDR9 years ago

I see no downside

P0$H9 years ago

I mean at least it's a guaranteed job for 8 whole years lol

Jonan4tor9 years ago

Wait,so I automatically get a's on my test?! So dont show up on test days. And if I'm 12,I would love 2 get money through college!

CÃ¸ltÃ¸n HÃ¸Ã¸ke12 years ago

It doesn't say what position.

Doritoesforever7 years ago

McDonald"s ceo

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Julia Theim12 years ago

The manager at McDonald's is like a millionaire

MCFan359 years ago

Yup, the manager pretty much makes bank :P

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Amy Johnson12 years ago

You could be the maneger

McNizzleDizzle9 years ago

just quit.

Detalius7 years ago

Sorry, we don't get A*"s... I guess I would just fail then, which explains the 8 years of McDonald"s.

xXToxicJayXx9 years ago

Start at 16

willjr0810 years ago

Loophole: Start working at McDonald's 8 years before graduation! Therefore, you can start another job as soon as you graduate with McDonald's wage worth of cash! #CounterLogic

CanYouD0ntlolol7 years ago

It’s called being a medical student

DragonNadia9 years ago

I don't see a downside..........

Fake-Pianist8 years ago

My A"s are gay A"s

asdguy0011 years ago

You mean you will live in the US?

Chasta1n42last year

Hell yeah cheap Donald for the foreseeable future

Nerd With Lisp9 years ago

i see no downside here

skyrimlegend219 years ago

Il get fired from mc HA LOOP

Ebony_Pusher4 years ago

Never said what position

nikan9 years ago

at least i can see how ugly the clown is

cheezecake18 years ago

Then can go to college

jomama9 years ago

What if you already were planning to work at McDonalds?

ForeverPieSP7 years ago

If I'm at McDonalds for 8 years before I switch jobs, that"s both a guaranteed 8 years of life, I can't get fired for being lazy and not showing up, and I could become the CEO!

survivorspanish9 years ago

Whats the problem

irishdragon59 years ago

I become CEO or some other high-ranking position. Or its a side job while working on multiple degrees (including multiple doctorates at esteemed universities). I could also hypothetically do whatever I want at said job and never get fired, alleviating a la...[Show full comment]

Winter648 years ago

fuck this

NickC10 years ago

That's just all through highschool and college, so I wouldn't neeed a real job

jiriachi199 years ago

I'm fine with McDonalds

CurtisSharp7 years ago

goes to vet school after high school. mcdonalds after college

Ronnoc5279 years ago

Dont go to school or work get oerfect grades and dicounts. Perfect transcrip means apply for 5 great jobs, get in dont go. Get rich.

DrDinkyWinky3 years ago

So college, but I have good grades. Also if you have to be employed for 8 years that means no matter what you do you will always have a source of income. Imagine being able to mess around with no fear of your job security.

SammyJ10209 years ago

Since I'm actually smart, I already get straight A's.

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

I start working as soon as freaking possible so ideally I'll be done at like 21

Fazpark9 years ago

Hell no.i would prefer FFC thai that F*ckin McDonalds

EpicCookiePie8 years ago

So i'll start now with McD. Still 2 years of school left and a lot more years for studying. Hell yea, i have a job as a student.

Jazmine Bailey Stobie12 years ago

i dont really want straight Ass in my tests

TheRealMudkip138 years ago

If you press this button when you"re 12 or 13 you get a legit job, which is impossible for kids today, and straight a"s for tests? Hell yeah!

NatalHail8 9 years ago

Downside is?

caden wayne9 years ago

doesnt say i have to work at the restruant part of the buissness i could be in the office or comercail stuff or even the ceo`s asistant logic wins again

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