You get straight A*s in your tests
but
You are employed at McDonalds for 8 years before you can move to another job
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative with all these a little earlier if we both are available in a bit tomorrow y no se si es el adn de la musica de las partes amarillas de sus rectangulares y ou're

xXx_Pussydestroyer_xXx 9 years ago
Doesn't say what position I am, i can be the owner of MCD.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
i could buy the mcdonalds' franchise and become a billionaire

idiot_9999999999999999999 6 years ago
never said i could quit and then get another job

nangst 7 years ago
i get straight ass in my tests?

None-Is-None 9 years ago
So? If I get it now I can make some money. And I can have the job in college.

Andrew White 13 years ago
At least I'll be guarenteed a job for 8 years lol

R111111ck 3 years ago
Am i the only one that read this you only get straight ass XD
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Harley_Gamer98 9 years ago
IM LOVING IT!

Annia12345 10 years ago
FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR MEEEEE!!

sERAPHINe 10 years ago
yeeeesssssss
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MR_BACON 11 years ago
When I'm still going to school I got a easy and ensured job! I didn't say how much work you have to do and your possesion! CEO MILLIONAIRE!!!

DrakeGauz 8 years ago
Tests mean nothing too much in the real world, just work hard and have patience and you will make it in life.

MGThanatos 8 years ago
FUCK my dream job is age limited ;-;

cheezecake1 9 years ago
Dankmemes101 I thought you were one of the people that puts the same thing

dankmemes101 9 years ago
mkay

Cøltøn Høøke 13 years ago
It doesn't say what position.

Doritoesforever 8 years ago
McDonald"s ceo
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MLPRDR 10 years ago
I see no downside

P0$H 10 years ago
I mean at least it's a guaranteed job for 8 whole years lol

Jonan4tor 11 years ago
Wait,so I automatically get a's on my test?! So dont show up on test days. And if I'm 12,I would love 2 get money through college!

Amy Johnson 13 years ago
You could be the maneger

Julia Theim 13 years ago
The manager at McDonald's is like a millionaire

MCFan35 11 years ago
Yup, the manager pretty much makes bank :P
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homestuckTrash 12 years ago
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Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
book why McDonalds so many annoying fat kids

dwadwad 11 years ago
It's like studying something complicated for 8 years and then get rich only easier you idiot. Also as people said before one could be a manager and become rich already. Get rekt.

SilverShadow525 9 years ago
Joke"s on you, I finished School!

Brettzky13 11 years ago
lol

AndrewJohnson 8 years ago
Just enough time to get my PhD.

Andrianna_harris 11 years ago
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camlejake 11 years ago
Yo!My name is Jake to! :-)

IShadeHDI 10 years ago
If I'm guaranteed 8 years it means I don't have to show up lol

evilkitty175 12 years ago
16-24years old. fucking yeah

Schmucklehed 2 years ago
cool so i get straight as and a job

wisdomXD 9 years ago
FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS!

wisdomXD 9 years ago
i got fat eating them

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago
I mistakenly press the button. Advice to those looking to begin working at McDonnalds (young people), don't it's boring, it's disgusting once you've found out it's darkest secrets. Just... don't. Look to work at Wallmart (America) or K-Mart (Australia) instead.

thhorses4life 10 years ago
At least you have a job 👍

Sarah Fredrickson 13 years ago
Seven more years, just keep giving me dem' A's.

Maypaws 5 years ago
I'm sorry but,, I'm so used to seeing asterisks (is that what they"re called?) being used as censoring that I thought it said you'll get straight butt on your tests.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago
Considering the fact that OP used “in” instead of “on”, I’m inclined to agree.

Silver23 11 years ago
It doesn't say I can't be fired

corrking 10 years ago
ill just eat all of the chicken mc nuggets

AceCat 8 years ago
The only straight thing i will ever get

KubGirl14 9 years ago
I already get A"s, so....

Kazume 11 years ago
Hell I'll just slack off and try to get fired lol

Animefan9 8 years ago
Why am I still on here

Hyproblast 11 years ago
I already get straight A's in my tests. Lol.

SuFin 12 years ago
i got them anyways so

Darth_Killer 10 years ago
it never said when i had to work at mcdonalds

SansTheSkelepun 10 years ago
Just don't show up for work and get another job.

transcendantviewer 12 years ago
It takes almost that long for most people to find a good job anyway.

Yash_v 3 years ago
If i become mc Donald ceo than its ok and who said i can't do side hussal like trading i am really good at it

Cdm 11 years ago
If your super smart become a doctor and when your going to school u have a part time job for extra money

Hi_i_exist 9 years ago
Straight a’s already me ppfffttt omg so dumb I’m not failing noooo

spee9112 11 years ago
Andrew White i was thinking the exact same thing i was gonna put that then i saw your comment. hahaha

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
This is an absolute win!

undertale love 11 years ago
Hey that means you cant get fired so free McDonald's
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