Will You Press The Button?

Captain Doge 10 years ago

70 days old

Andrew123 6 years ago

Secends

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jaydwen 11 years ago

i dont care about that

MysticalMaster 9 years ago

me neither. no downside.

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bugmenot 10 years ago

Asexuals be like who cares

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the background*

Alison-Hatter 8 years ago

😂😜

Pandajuice17 9 years ago

asexuals win again

Weerwet 11 years ago

I'd choose the Delorean (Back to the future time machine) So I could mess up time, but apparently I'm not aloud to fuck with time until I'm seventy.

TheGr8M8Man 11 years ago

Aloud? Really m8? It's ALLOWED.

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SansTheSkeleton89 11 years ago

i would get a rocket car that looks like a gaster blaster! PLUS I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEX

Luigi2964 8 years ago

Why the Dandertale

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ButtonMasher124 9 years ago

Asexual

ClaraMalfoy 9 years ago

fine with me. i don't like sex.

EliLikesButtons 8 years ago

You never had sex man, it great

Slayer22521 11 years ago

I would get a batmobile.

RandomFox234 8 years ago

DEFINITELY A BATMOBILE

87Oscar87 9 years ago

I'm asexual, I don't give one.

EmilysDreamWorld 10 years ago

70... minutes older

NickJones 10 years ago

I wish i"d thought of that

MissMuffet 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Crookedoh 11 years ago

Asexual perkss

skitteryboo 11 years ago

I don't care for sex

MartinBizzera 11 years ago

Fuckkkkkkkk.

AmaziMutima 9 years ago

Im going to get a lambo who care

hiworld999 9 years ago

nopppoe

Gmoney 9 years ago

70 seconds old deal

Shockwave929 9 years ago

NEVER I WILL JUST CHANGGE CARS A LOT

DestinyButton 9 years ago

I see no downside.

TheAchani 9 years ago

Who even cares

Brokengoddess 10 years ago

Who cares about sex I GET AN AWESOME CAR!

Midean 10 years ago

You don't have to "do the deed" to "enjoy their company". There are other options.

SuperSchabe 10 years ago

Masturbation 4 the win

SMADF 10 years ago

If you press the button you are either a little kid or really fucking gay

87Oscar87 9 years ago

You realise gay people also have sex, right?

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Cmg4567 11 years ago

I don't care about sex. Never wanted it. I will take the car!

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

Why would you want to turn back?

Brandon Stinson 13 years ago

Then why get the car?

SyG Wonder Wolf 10 years ago

No sexy till 70 nooooooooooooooooo

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

Are you like 7?

Mihai23 7 years ago

70 hours late bruh

doomguy64 9 years ago

1) Acquire BTTF Delorean. 2) Jump forward until at least semi-practical immortality is available. assuming this is more than 70 years past your birth date: 3) It"s now been 70+ years since the date of your birth. if that technicality fails, become immortal, head back home, and wait it out.