Will You Press The Button?

Choose any car you like to keep for the rest of your life

but

not able to have sex until you're 70

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Captain Doge9 years ago

70 days old

Andrew1235 years ago

Secends

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jaydwen9 years ago

i dont care about that

MysticalMaster7 years ago

me neither. no downside.

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bugmenot9 years ago

Asexuals be like who cares

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the background*

Alison-Hatter7 years ago

😂😜

Pandajuice178 years ago

asexuals win again

Weerwet9 years ago

I'd choose the Delorean (Back to the future time machine) So I could mess up time, but apparently I'm not aloud to fuck with time until I'm seventy.

TheGr8M8Man9 years ago

Aloud? Really m8? It's ALLOWED.

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SansTheSkeleton899 years ago

i would get a rocket car that looks like a gaster blaster! PLUS I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEX

Luigi29647 years ago

Why the Dandertale

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ButtonMasher1248 years ago

Asexual

ClaraMalfoy8 years ago

fine with me. i don't like sex.

EliLikesButtons7 years ago

You never had sex man, it great

87Oscar878 years ago

I'm asexual, I don't give one.

Slayer225219 years ago

I would get a batmobile.

RandomFox2347 years ago

DEFINITELY A BATMOBILE

EmilysDreamWorld8 years ago

70... minutes older

NickJones8 years ago

I wish i"d thought of that

MissMuffet9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Crookedoh9 years ago

Asexual perkss

skitteryboo9 years ago

I don't care for sex

MartinBizzera9 years ago

Fuckkkkkkkk.

AmaziMutima7 years ago

Im going to get a lambo who care

hiworld9997 years ago

nopppoe

Gmoney7 years ago

70 seconds old deal

Shockwave9298 years ago

NEVER I WILL JUST CHANGGE CARS A LOT

DestinyButton8 years ago

I see no downside.

TheAchani8 years ago

Who even cares

Brokengoddess8 years ago

Who cares about sex I GET AN AWESOME CAR!

Midean8 years ago

You don't have to "do the deed" to "enjoy their company". There are other options.

SuperSchabe8 years ago

Masturbation 4 the win

SMADF9 years ago

If you press the button you are either a little kid or really fucking gay

87Oscar878 years ago

You realise gay people also have sex, right?

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Cmg45679 years ago

I don't care about sex. Never wanted it. I will take the car!

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Rhinorulz8 years ago

Why would you want to turn back?

GamingSmark7 years ago

who need sex when you have porn

Lawlesslake9 years ago

No of course sex is life

12thHemingway8 years ago

67 chevy impala for me please

RYEPAK82659last year

i will not get marry.llolll so i can have a car what i like!

Vanquisher1019 years ago

I'm not into cars anyway.

AnoosLord9 years ago

Sex doesn't even matter to me so im good

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

Shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

Nightpytt8 years ago

I mean I'm pretty sure I'm asexual but, being still very much a minor, I would want to see and at least try.

LMC_Jarred9 years ago

EIGHTEEN PERCENT OF PEOPLE CHOSE SEX!? I honestly plan on dying a virgin, anyway (and I'm straight, not asexual).

NotDannyDevito8 years ago

I accidentally pressed no forgetting I was asexual and wanting a "67 Chevy Impala

Waifu Dogeson12 years ago

Aaaaand the downside?

MAK3X79 years ago

Batmobil

6585Hi4 years ago

welp, 7.77777778 more 9 y/o to go

creepygames699 years ago

Alguien es español

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I don't like cars, and doing "that" at 70 is pointless at that point.

USGC7 years ago

70 seconds old

Zeroreos9 years ago

Ewwwwy

CastielHasThePhonebox8 years ago

I would get a 69 chevy impala

SkyStromberg8 years ago

I probably wouldn't have had the opportunity until I was 80 anyways, so...

115 RESONATOR9 years ago

Sex is amazing so no

MNyegard8 years ago

i would get a flying unicorn car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so jealous that i dont have one now "-" XD

BiaJ_03133 years ago

*laughs in asexual*

bibao1dw9 years ago

i dont want sex

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